tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post1245151251204016911..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: How to Win Free ShoesThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69366641366467124032012-02-27T14:08:29.087-05:002012-02-27T14:08:29.087-05:00"I got my recipe from one of Martha Stewart&#..."I got my recipe from one of Martha Stewart's cook books, but feel free to tweak it or to use your own so your baby is roasted to your liking."MEKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17916061363730637568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-82438435607373291702012-02-06T13:06:21.336-05:002012-02-06T13:06:21.336-05:00babies should not be put in a casserole ... they r...babies should not be put in a casserole ... they really should be bar-be-quedGene Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10888688946877326216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12679757882137009772012-02-06T09:44:28.596-05:002012-02-06T09:44:28.596-05:00no thanks, i prefer dark meat.no thanks, i prefer dark meat.n.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09712225330038747478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-92169847544945620472012-02-05T15:44:37.737-05:002012-02-05T15:44:37.737-05:00And now just 30 minutes in the oven and our Baby c...And now just 30 minutes in the oven and our Baby casserole will be ready to be served....Allienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-35208614077392518032012-02-04T21:59:17.182-05:002012-02-04T21:59:17.182-05:00Did no one notice that they actually took one of t...Did no one notice that they actually took one of the oven racks out so the baby could fit? It's sitting on top of the stove... <br /><br />Who drinks orange slurpees anyway?? Everyone knows roast baby and orange slurpee is not a good pairing.Lorenzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04344920603977170630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86619162845004220812012-02-04T20:04:17.635-05:002012-02-04T20:04:17.635-05:00Unattended children will be cooked and served with...Unattended children will be cooked and served with ranch dressing!<br /><br />I told you not to change that babies diaper at the table!<br /><br />Our restaurant now has free inmeal child care!<br /><br />Now a childfree restaurant!<br /><br />Mommy didn't tip!<br /><br />I want my baby back ribs!DThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15445550272628303725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85709609529600868562012-02-04T13:25:30.452-05:002012-02-04T13:25:30.452-05:00The new quick and easy breakfest from Jimmy Dean&#...The new quick and easy breakfest from Jimmy Dean's, for the man on the go.kaoswrestlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04979569371774948949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-58598276764636755792012-02-04T13:06:32.794-05:002012-02-04T13:06:32.794-05:00I know I copied the recipe from the duggars websit...I know I copied the recipe from the duggars website for there tator TOTs casserole.. But for some reason thiers don't look like this.. Hmmm what did I do wrong...Karen Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-4232006214841573032012-02-04T02:19:43.790-05:002012-02-04T02:19:43.790-05:00Soylent Veal---Now fresher than ever!Soylent Veal---Now fresher than ever!Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05891399607155476618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-29871020455492646342012-02-04T00:41:15.746-05:002012-02-04T00:41:15.746-05:00Hey Stan-um, Loretta! The Romans have figured out ...Hey Stan-um, Loretta! The Romans have figured out a way that you can have babies! All you have to do is make ten easy payments of twenty aurei and you too can have your own Brutus Brand Baby-making kit. All applications for the Brutus Brand Baby-Making kit must be made in person at the Coliseum in Rome.<br />(No refunds or cancellations accepted, all purchases are final)Peridot (G+P)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07055351645100012755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-39046662052797425642012-02-03T20:37:43.235-05:002012-02-03T20:37:43.235-05:00I AM NOT A TATER TOT!I AM NOT A TATER TOT!DawnStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04151369240324472623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86805944331615889652012-02-03T13:18:51.263-05:002012-02-03T13:18:51.263-05:00I followed the directions and this wasn't supp...I followed the directions and this wasn't suppose to happen. It was suppose to come out a babe (like a hot babe) not a baby. I guess i have to start from scratch. But what am i to do with thing..Karen Jungenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-91011473514322344082012-02-03T12:56:34.266-05:002012-02-03T12:56:34.266-05:00Preheat to 350 degrees
A dash of sex
A splash of ...Preheat to 350 degrees<br /><br />A dash of sex<br />A splash of mom<br />A pinch of dad<br />Lightly salt<br />Sprinkle with breadcrumbs<br /><br />Fresh baked finger lickin' fetus!Cookieprincesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09741899251735602730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-57391271450019168182012-02-03T12:09:42.444-05:002012-02-03T12:09:42.444-05:00That picture, is almost as ABHORRENT as this photo...<i>That</i> picture, is almost as ABHORRENT as this photo that I saw the other day on Facebook of a <i>child</i> that some disturbed soul had actually DUCT-TAPED to a CHAIR.<br /><br />As you can imagine, photos like these are completely DESTRUCTIVE to our fragile and moral society. What if a person saw this picture and accidentally got CONFUSED and proceeded to roast their own tender and delicious baby in the oven ?!?!?!?!<br />Without hurting the integrity of this post, perhaps you could substitute the <i>child abuse cannibalism promoting</i> photo with something depicting children in a <i>healthier</i> and <i>happier</i> context, perhaps with ponies. Glittery ponies.Confessions from the Hairdresserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02842312509726571631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-41514352126505145582012-02-03T11:54:06.765-05:002012-02-03T11:54:06.765-05:00He should have at least plucked that little fellow...He should have at least plucked that little fellow before cooking. It would make the skin crispy.<br /><br />(don't put me in for the shoes, let some deserving food service person that stands on their feet all day get them)JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.com