tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post1721235995820839353..comments2024-03-28T05:13:56.146-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Stroller Bitches From Hell, Part 2The Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19239005837938906822017-04-17T09:09:22.605-04:002017-04-17T09:09:22.605-04:00I think with your gauge, and if you wanted your bl...I think with your gauge, and if you wanted your blanket to be 25 inches wide you would cast on 88 sts. and would use the same size needles that gave you the 3.5 sts. per inch. I hope that helps! <a href="http://www.bestjoggingstroller.reviews/" rel="nofollow">Lucy</a><br />john smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07655303417027257101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76312230082273762592017-01-03T08:52:02.095-05:002017-01-03T08:52:02.095-05:00Thanks for your insight for your fantastic posting...Thanks for your insight for your fantastic posting. <br /><a href="http://www.kiwibox.com/annajohnson/blog/entry/138449235/strollers-proving-to-be-the-perfect-ride-for-small-kids/" title="website here" rel="nofollow">website here</a><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00248296275628982891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48607220896034301702011-05-12T15:16:57.570-04:002011-05-12T15:16:57.570-04:00"How about NOT playing music at all! — Patric..."How about NOT playing music at all! — Patricia"<br /><br />It is so funny. When I read this part of the article, I thought of one of my old regulars who always insisted on being sat in the back and having the music turned all the way down. Her name? Patricia.Masienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89456610887518741712011-04-27T23:38:56.451-04:002011-04-27T23:38:56.451-04:00Wow, I didn't realize there were responses. I ...Wow, I didn't realize there were responses. I worked for Disney Store 10 years ago. I LOVED babies 10 years ago. Now, not so much. I got out of the industry. Don't ever plan on going back!<br /><br />And yes, working for Disney, I expected strollers and children. LOVED THEM. Do not love to be ran into and screamed at; now THAT was uncalled for. There's a difference.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-62468877301057425482011-04-27T23:21:41.931-04:002011-04-27T23:21:41.931-04:00Those giant strollers are a menace. Moms love them...Those giant strollers are a menace. Moms love them because they can carry everything and the kitchen sink with them where ever they go. I think they are fine for a walk through the park or maybe a mall, but PLEASE ladies, leave them at home when you go to a restaurant or small shop. <br /><br />And by the way BW I think you would make a fine manny! I bet those parents were sad to see you go?sallynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-56398748265622719612011-04-27T21:06:19.262-04:002011-04-27T21:06:19.262-04:00Hell, Bitchy, I've had as many hassles with st...Hell, Bitchy, I've had as many hassles with strollers as you have. Very funny. Bicyclists are even worse sometimes, no?<br /><br />But the last 'graph is over the top a little, don't you think, in retrospect?sovnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87756378280599806692011-04-27T12:23:35.063-04:002011-04-27T12:23:35.063-04:00Holidays I've named Kids and Canes day with 3 ...Holidays I've named Kids and Canes day with 3 to 4 generations all in big partysAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-34563256533684032172011-04-27T10:17:12.044-04:002011-04-27T10:17:12.044-04:00We have a kid. And a big 'ol Graco. However,...We have a kid. And a big 'ol Graco. However, I don't understand why they have to obstruct traffic. Those things fold up for a reason. Take the kid out!Becoming Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16196365719272632077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-77093501864652800822011-04-26T21:06:39.670-04:002011-04-26T21:06:39.670-04:00I was a nanny too so kudos paisano. I laughed so m...I was a nanny too so kudos paisano. I laughed so much over this post! It is so true. I actually shared it with my partner who is a flight attendant and you and him could write an encyclopedia!<br /><br />Congrats!!!Gallohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15802385326169032909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3149098312566795092011-04-26T20:37:30.591-04:002011-04-26T20:37:30.591-04:00I'm with DD special to find out you used to be...I'm with DD special to find out you used to be a manny. <br /><br />Strollers, diaper bags, the kitchen sink, when I was able to leave the house without all of that stuff. I didn't know if it was a prison break or I walked out of the house naked.<br /><br />Don't think anyone would be serving hot coffee over the top of my babies. You must seem like a very trust worthy server.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19490255066272831152011-04-26T20:20:26.697-04:002011-04-26T20:20:26.697-04:00As a waitress (and mother), it never ceases to ama...As a waitress (and mother), it never ceases to amaze me what parents will do! These parents, who strive to make everything as soft and sweet and cushy as possible for their precious babies will walk into a restaurant & park their priceless cargo in the exact spot where I will be passing heavy plates of hot food & cups of coffee directly over their sweet little soft heads. And regardless of how many times i make the comment "gosh! I hate passing this hot stuff over your baby's head!", they never seem to get it!suzinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80984013754496778892011-04-26T19:37:46.940-04:002011-04-26T19:37:46.940-04:00I have a friend who had his second child in under ...I have a friend who had his second child in under two years [no problem there. Been there, done it]BUT I had to pick on [okay, sort of make fun of] his stroller choice.<br /><br />My first apartment didn't cost as much is that damn thing, nor was it as big.<br /><br />Umbrella strollers. How did we all manage before they made SVU type contraptions for the kids.SkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-74071341872725940092011-04-26T19:27:35.538-04:002011-04-26T19:27:35.538-04:00I was in NYC last Thursday, and my ankes got run d...I was in NYC last Thursday, and my ankes got run down by a double wide stroller that had 2 brats in it. Death to the double wide! GRRRRRRRRR.......Peacenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16267338626997790092011-04-26T19:19:48.002-04:002011-04-26T19:19:48.002-04:00Two things I hated when I was waitressing 1. Peopl...Two things I hated when I was waitressing 1. People who waited outside the restaurant before it opened and 2. People who don't keep their kids out of the way. I once worked a large party with a bunch of kids that kept pushing their chairs in and out and RUNNING AROUND. I was so mad because I knew if I dropped a tray on one of them, the parents would probably sue me and win. I should have said something, but I'm way too nice.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16395253306645142343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-38043559283603104902011-04-26T17:58:36.280-04:002011-04-26T17:58:36.280-04:00"Later that day, I went to the coffee station..."Later that day, I went to the coffee station only to be prevented by a double wide stroller that had been crammed into the side stand. I looked around to see who thought that was good idea. The lady at table 12 said, "Oh, we just put that there to get it out of our way." So now it's in my way, bitch. How about the next time I am filling ramekins with ketchup I just spread them out on your table so they're out of my way?"<br /><br />Damn that paragraph was funny as hell!Krissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07480319369582180224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85377002444992694262011-04-26T16:27:57.322-04:002011-04-26T16:27:57.322-04:00Just picturing in my minds eye what you wrote and ...Just picturing in my minds eye what you wrote and reading the comments people left.................2 funny.<br />I shit you not!My name WAS Female, I shit you not!https://www.blogger.com/profile/18261595799137622984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54580423939560049972011-04-26T15:50:40.687-04:002011-04-26T15:50:40.687-04:00The idea of saying a stroller is a fire hazard sou...The idea of saying a stroller is a fire hazard sounds like a good one. How could an inconsiderate parent argue with that? Afterall, they wouldn't want poor baby to be endangered because they were stupid enough to bring a small vehicle into the restaurant and block the aisles. ...And YES, we definitely want to read about your manny adventures!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12306130695376745182011-04-26T15:31:41.412-04:002011-04-26T15:31:41.412-04:00As a mom of 3 kids, I had the cadillac stroller fo...As a mom of 3 kids, I had the cadillac stroller for number 1 son. Those bitches are heavy. <br /><br />Numbers 2 &3 got an umbrella stoller that will fit in my purse. <br /><br />The problem with me is. . . .I put my purse in the aisle. My purse is bigger than Rhode Island. <br /><br />Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67231738832619350412011-04-26T15:28:23.463-04:002011-04-26T15:28:23.463-04:00As a customer I don't mind kids in restaurants...As a customer I don't mind kids in restaurants as long as they aren't running around yelling their heads off. Also, the last thing Americans need is a meal between breakfast and lunch.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-39418740070129083952011-04-26T14:22:22.936-04:002011-04-26T14:22:22.936-04:00Highur, Highur....and scene.Highur, Highur....and scene.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19901207368150909702011-04-26T14:22:04.030-04:002011-04-26T14:22:04.030-04:00Here's a true story for you-
Stroller at end ...Here's a true story for you-<br /><br />Stroller at end of table with baby in in, table in the corner, so the only way to serve was over the baby's head. There was an empty seat next to the dad, but they wanted the baby at the end so the mom could reach her. I asked if they'd like a high chair and told them I'd move the empty chair so they could put the high chair there.<br /><br />I asked them this every time I went to the table, three or four times before they were ready to order.<br /><br />I had a tray of drinks and was really frustrated. As I handed an ice water over the baby's head, she reached up and touched me...in a private place. Enough was enough. I "accidentally" spilled a little of the ice water. Right on top of the baby's head.<br /><br />"Oh, I'm so sorry! This is exactly what I was afraid of! Are you *sure* you don't want me to get that high chair for you?"<br /><br />Before the food came, the baby was in a high chair. The person next to mom moved over by the dad, the high chair went next to mom, and the stroller was moved over against the wall by the computer.<br /><br />I didn't feel the least bit guilty.Mark Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80753192240124765512011-04-26T14:00:18.182-04:002011-04-26T14:00:18.182-04:00I really was a manny for about a year. This was ju...I really was a manny for about a year. This was just a few years ago. A blog post perhaps?The Bitchy Waiterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-92470771643235472011-04-26T13:57:28.808-04:002011-04-26T13:57:28.808-04:00I love knowing you were a manny. Seriously? That&#...I love knowing you were a manny. Seriously? That's so precious.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-20652037322661624412011-04-26T13:51:33.362-04:002011-04-26T13:51:33.362-04:00When I visited NYC and my daughter was using a str...When I visited NYC and my daughter was using a stroller for her child, I thought that NYC was the pain. We had to unload the stroller to leave it outside. Then, we were both carrying stuff, making it difficult to manuever or shop. No, I would never leave a stroller full of merchandise on the sidewalk. I am accustomed to large cities or small towns in the South where you can either bring the stroller into the store, or just leave it in the car I just parked a few steps from the door. I never, ever took a stroller into a restaurant of any size. In Nordstroms or Macys, forgot which, the aisles had merchandise just dropped and left there, making foot or stroller travel extremely unpleasant. From a customer who does not have a stroller, I hate strollers in restaurants. If you think you cannot walk, BW, customers cannot either. Then, there is the waiter who must bump all over me and my chair because the stroller is in the waiter's way. Keep strollers out of restaurants!Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16787789062254048192011-04-26T13:16:53.557-04:002011-04-26T13:16:53.557-04:00I'm With Stephanie, It's not a good idea t...I'm With Stephanie, It's not a good idea to work at someplace with a lot of kids if you hate them, and two, I never bring a stroller into a restaurant. They're awkward, even the small ones, they're in the way, and if the kid isn't big enough to sit in a high chair or booster, they're not really big enough to be at a restaurant with you. ((This is what doting relatives our for. Mine even keep helpfully handing us gift cards to go out to eat hoping we'll ask them to sit.))<br /><br /> Here's hoping you get the occasional reminder that not all parents leave their brain at the Maternity Ward coat check.Nightgaunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05280124926584473312noreply@blogger.com