tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post2372898205809672634..comments2024-03-29T10:15:39.640-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Never Say These Things Again, CustomersThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-52013775885157351942021-05-23T04:21:36.604-04:002021-05-23T04:21:36.604-04:00tomb raider 2013 highly compressed pc game downloa...<a href="https://gamesdownloadfree.online/tomb-raider-2013-game-free-download-full-pc/" rel="nofollow">tomb raider 2013 highly compressed pc game download</a> is a 2013 action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix's European subsidiary. It is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that reconstructs the origins of Lara CroftAllIsFreeHerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16920959871298561350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-4671763244810314872012-12-09T23:20:38.935-05:002012-12-09T23:20:38.935-05:00Sadly they do... Sadly they do... Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30129568888278885382011-06-13T03:39:21.435-04:002011-06-13T03:39:21.435-04:00'I used to be a chef, and this menu doesn'...'I used to be a chef, and this menu doesn't look right.' Get back in your own kitchen then!<br /><br />'I'm a vegetarian - what are my options?' Read the vege menu; or sod off and die.<br /><br />I find the 'Is this all you do?' question insulting as well.Kassienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48362137720996147132011-01-15T03:23:45.186-05:002011-01-15T03:23:45.186-05:00(Scene: It's a steakhouse, they ordered a 22oz...(Scene: It's a steakhouse, they ordered a 22oz. porterhouse well done, and it's been more than 8 seconds):<br /><br />"Are they killing the cow back there?"<br /><br />Yes, that's how it started out, sir, but the cow's gained control of the knife, and well, it's anyone's game now. Pay no attention to the screaming and bleeding. More rolls?Marianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19836020566240449732011-01-15T03:19:04.430-05:002011-01-15T03:19:04.430-05:00Our specials run Monday to Wednesday all day long,...Our specials run Monday to Wednesday all day long, and everyday from 3pm to 6pm.<br /><br />I tell the guest this, verbatim, when the special is on.<br /><br />Without fail, every single time, they only hear half of it.<br /><br />If it's a Tuesday, the automatic response is: "Oh, well it's 7pm. You said 6. Can we get it now?"<br /><br />If it's a Thursday at 5: "Oh, well it's Thursday, not Monday through Wednesday. We can't get it?"<br /><br />What the shit is in your ears?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-70061332188166854632010-06-10T11:51:09.156-04:002010-06-10T11:51:09.156-04:00while i'm wiping the glass windows down as par...while i'm wiping the glass windows down as part of my side work,<br />"I should take you home and you can do that for me!"<br /><br />contrary to popular opinion, I am not your own personal slave, no matter how many times you made me run to the kitchen while you were in this building, alright bitch?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25944967920745191442009-12-18T02:44:38.341-05:002009-12-18T02:44:38.341-05:00Oh! One more favorite of mine... "Is the p...Oh! One more favorite of mine... "Is the pool on the first floor?"Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05238013852284153524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-40277923235304368182009-12-17T05:49:40.922-05:002009-12-17T05:49:40.922-05:00I work at a hotel. I could go forever without hea...I work at a hotel. I could go forever without hearing...<br /><br />"Where should I park?"...Hmmm I'd say in the parking lot.<br /><br />"Are you a student?" (yeah I get that too) No I'm not. I'm stuck in this dead end job and don't like to be reminded of it.<br /><br />"Why don't I have the same rate as my friend?" I have no friggin clue...did you book your room at different times? Use different websites? <br /><br />"Is this hotel safe?" We're in a tiny suburban town in Connecticut. yes...it's safe. <br /><br />"Should I lock my car?" ...Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05238013852284153524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-66586386064626331312009-12-13T16:41:53.270-05:002009-12-13T16:41:53.270-05:00I love when, say they order a burger, and as you a...I love when, say they order a burger, and as you are serving it to them and right before the burger even hits the table, they say "I need some mayo with that."<br /><br />Obviously you knew you needed mayo when you ordered the burger, couldn't you have told me then? No, because you think I like walking back and forth to the kitchen 50 extra times a night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-65417398459899843752009-12-13T12:56:50.256-05:002009-12-13T12:56:50.256-05:00"Can you repeat that?""Can you repeat that?"Maureennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-8356212077817060332009-12-11T13:36:09.780-05:002009-12-11T13:36:09.780-05:00"Hey, honey." I am not your "honey&..."Hey, honey." I am not your "honey"..I will stab your eyes out with a fork.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89342000134593712522009-12-09T22:57:50.090-05:002009-12-09T22:57:50.090-05:00I unfortunately work in a fine establishment where...I unfortunately work in a fine establishment where I have to write my name upside down on the table. It takes everything in my power not to sucker punch the aholes that make comments like "gee, how long'd it take you to learn that", or "wow, arent' you smart". GO f yourself.Linnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896349458110528587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-7264530807787409562009-12-09T22:55:58.851-05:002009-12-09T22:55:58.851-05:00When you ask people if they would like a beverage,...When you ask people if they would like a beverage, or something to drink , and they say, "No, I only want a water" Umm ok dumbass. Last time I checked, water is still liquid, and you can drink it. Duhh.Linnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896349458110528587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-58474906396304367322009-12-01T11:41:36.461-05:002009-12-01T11:41:36.461-05:00LOL those are all awesome. My favorite is when th...LOL those are all awesome. My favorite is when they ask for a diet coke then tell everyone at the table that they cant tell the difference between regular and diet........ Why the hell are you ordering it???Lea Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12384272942383298792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67982345504631198292009-11-28T20:19:29.791-05:002009-11-28T20:19:29.791-05:00Not at a restaurant, but at my shop I get asked AL...Not at a restaurant, but at my shop I get asked ALL The time.. "Can you lower the price of that?" If the price of it was lower...it would be marked as such...you dont go to the grocery store and ask for the loaf of bread to be $1 instead of $2...so fuck off. k? thanks.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16774010783854184077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67903118612858268002009-11-27T02:48:54.410-05:002009-11-27T02:48:54.410-05:00a guest will order a decaf coffee, and say "n...a guest will order a decaf coffee, and say "now make sure it's decaf, or i'll be up all night." so i drop the coffee to the guest and get to listen to this: "are you suuuure this is decaf? i'll call the restaurant tomorrow and complain if it's not decaf! or better yet, give me YOUR phone number and i'll call YOU in the middle of the night if i'm still awake!" <br /><br />or "this drink isn't strong enough. take it back and ask the bartender to put more alcohol in it." sure, asshole, if you want to pay for a double i'd be happy to. <br />ps, moron- maybe you can't taste the booze because you got a FUZZY NAVEL.MTWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16675693869288437636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55039281137895563232009-11-26T11:38:39.075-05:002009-11-26T11:38:39.075-05:00I have to say, you hit the most irritating one; &q...I have to say, you hit the most irritating one; "Is my food ready?" When it's ready I'll bring it out! <br /><br />"Smile!" like you go around with a huge grin on your face all the time at work? I am eating/smoking/standing in the server station. I am not interacting with anyone at the moment and do not need to smile to myself. If you want me to smile, tell a joke or go sit at a table where I have to give you my best fake grin.Unhingedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11524883356651253465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-4110809536357159322009-11-25T15:32:15.488-05:002009-11-25T15:32:15.488-05:00"I'll have a rum and coke" Or insert..."I'll have a rum and coke" Or insert any alcoholic beverage here. The place I work obviously doesn't serve alcohol.<br /><br />"Are you a student?" because why else would I choose to work at such a dump.<br /><br />"Why is this so expensive?" Because I know why this place charges what it does, and I being a server must have some say in the prices. Right.<br /><br />"Tell the cook to hook it up" Hhhhmmm no, you really don't want me to do that.<br /><br />"Can I get a buffalo chicken sandwich, but instead of chicken can I have a boca burger? And instead of a ciabatta roll can I have wheat toast? And can you make me guacamole to put on it?" Seriously people, just order off the fucking menu.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15524326186077111132noreply@blogger.com