tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post2865653435130849384..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Corn on the Cob? Nope, On my Toe.The Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-57685250243324566612011-06-17T11:08:19.780-04:002011-06-17T11:08:19.780-04:00This is so funny, I'm actually reading Mommie ...This is so funny, I'm actually reading Mommie Dearest right now! I've seen the movie (many times) but never read the book. I came across a battered copy amongst my boyfriend's books. He denies it's his though...oh and he has a big corn on his toe right now too!Ginger Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88352369659103624302011-06-17T04:53:06.642-04:002011-06-17T04:53:06.642-04:00I Don't believe i have ever had a corn. but ma...I Don't believe i have ever had a corn. but man do my feet hurt. The latest cure i have found for them is Aspercreme. After a hard day's work, i soak my whole body in the tub and rub that on my feet. it helps tremendously. along with some nice wooly socks...no jokes. <br /><br />I am a believer that after you have worked at least 5 years in the industry, you should receive a free foot transplant... I just bought a new engine for my subaru about a year ago...ok so i did'nt just buy it, but you knw what i mean.... I got it for 900.00 from a japanese import company who basically recycles engines from street race subarus owned by rich japanese teens who crashed and burned the cars but the engines survived...the engine had less than 200 miles on it... <br /><br />If only there were a program like this for feet transplants...one man's trash is another man's treasure... so to speak...Cordeliahttp://becausewerenotallthere.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24404209511818992572011-06-17T03:42:24.998-04:002011-06-17T03:42:24.998-04:00You are unfortunate. If you belonged to the UAW yo...You are unfortunate. If you belonged to the UAW you would have all manner of foot appliances and appointments with the podiatrist.<br /><br />I have spent over 30 years on cement floors and I always wore the best footwear possible as there are no feet replacements. <br /><br />So instead I had a nerve go whacko near my ankle, had to have surgery and it still bothers me. <br /><br />I will tell you what cured my dad's Plantar Wart. Comet cleanser. My mom got pissed and put it in the shower floor and then refused to scrub it up. Over time this worked. Doctors have also told me white vinegar and Vicks have been known to kill a variety of weird growth type things. Just in case you are bored and willing to try anything.fmcgmccllchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184250774341700041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36395153757885239322011-06-16T19:14:40.188-04:002011-06-16T19:14:40.188-04:00I bet you shave off pieces of it and chew on them ...I bet you shave off pieces of it and chew on them for the flavor don't you. Or you save them in a jar for later so you can smoke them. you little pervert. smoking your corns. Maybe you keep them for special times, like when you paint yourself half blue and play groove is in the heart by dee-lite over and over again whilst trying to whack your flaccid manhood and crying. <br /><br />;);):O :0 Jugglie Wuggle Tuggie nugz :):);)<br /> <br />LULWZ, LOLZ, LOL, LMFAOblogosaurnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88138545334338905532011-06-16T16:48:17.660-04:002011-06-16T16:48:17.660-04:00Damn corns be gone! And thank you for all of the W...Damn corns be gone! And thank you for all of the Walmart references which help reinforce my plan to never step foot in that godforsaken hell hole, corns or no corns...The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3837239353883238582011-06-16T16:37:04.595-04:002011-06-16T16:37:04.595-04:00Feet problems suck. Right now I have a sore bleedi...Feet problems suck. Right now I have a sore bleeding heel because I couldn't resist tearing a big patch of hard skin off. I know better. The bev nap trick made me smile. I think we've all done that.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-81162090321023688552011-06-16T14:00:04.590-04:002011-06-16T14:00:04.590-04:00I never had a corn until I limped for about a year...I never had a corn until I limped for about a year. Yeah, workman's comp said I was malingering, nothing wrong with the knee. Then, they "allowed" me to have an MRI and I had a torn meniscus. My corn is the fault of the system. Daddy used a single edged razor to cut his off. I use the Dr. Scholl's yellow medication. AND, I wore sandals when I got this corn and stayed off my feet most of the time. NOW, a corn or the whitish/yellowish corn medication look terrible in sandals. Like you say, a corn never goes away.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-56839662614084504232011-06-16T13:53:47.331-04:002011-06-16T13:53:47.331-04:00Literally on the trip to drop me off at college, I...Literally on the trip to drop me off at college, I complained to my Mom that I had a rough, hard patch on my toe, she did what she always did and squeezed it. Apparently this angered it and for the next 25 years or so I have battled it. It lives between my pinkie toe and ring finger toe, oddly being a inbetween toe variety. I even tried butter, but that thing hurts. I think I might have mailed you one, when after 3 days of piling on acid, I ripped it off my toe. I have a drunken memory of talking to on the phone whilst ripping it off and laughingly telling you I was putting it in the mail.tracynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-18860161529132181462011-06-16T13:33:59.900-04:002011-06-16T13:33:59.900-04:00i have decided that i dislike all things called &q...i have decided that i dislike all things called "corn" that are not actually corn, like corn the vegetable. this includes, but is not necessarily limited to: corns like the one on your foot, corn dogs, and candy corn.<br /><br />um, i guess that's kind of off-topic.<br /><br />jill<br />http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comin bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-77611990560919576282011-06-16T13:06:41.245-04:002011-06-16T13:06:41.245-04:00Ive been serving/bartending for about 5 years and ...Ive been serving/bartending for about 5 years and I just got my first corn A few months ago. Of course I have done absolutely nothing about it. But I like the bev nap idea. I already have them in my shoes at all time underneath my arch supports so that my knees hips and back don't slip out of place. And yesterday I had to give myself a manicure with a pair of 8 inch scissors so that my hangnail would stop bleeding since "blood" is not our featured draft.<br /><br />Bitchy, I feel your pain.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12974582957579842591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-49266725384377172502011-06-16T13:06:25.056-04:002011-06-16T13:06:25.056-04:00And Scene. LOL--I can still hear Mark...And Scene. LOL--I can still hear Mark...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com