tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post2980871181985672477..comments2024-03-29T01:08:08.115-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Dear Bitchy WaiterThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-72239449993013467142010-12-20T12:56:10.804-05:002010-12-20T12:56:10.804-05:00My work doesn't have an area with heat lamps w...My work doesn't have an area with heat lamps where your food can be stored for later consumption. If it's ready, the food runners will bring it. It's beyond the server's control when the next course comes out.<br /><br />The only absolute guarantee to allow you to finish your first course is to not order your next course until you are almost finished with the first one OR to tell the server not to ring in the next course until later. Either way you have to accept the fact that there is a chance that your next course may arrive well after the first course is finished. Don't blame the server if this is the case.Waitinghttp://www.waitinginvegas.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-84202280375025602962010-12-14T14:22:57.843-05:002010-12-14T14:22:57.843-05:00Hey Mary A.,
Bless your provincial little heart.I...Hey Mary A., <br />Bless your provincial little heart.I did acknowledge in my first sentence that customs here are different. I didn't even say that this was the way all people should eat all of the time, I just was pointing out that there are different ways of enjoying dinner and salad. <br /><br />Trust me, I would never try to stop you from bellying up to the Old Country Food Buffet and snarfing up all of the grease you could cram into your polyester pant suit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-58101743015760633322010-12-14T04:13:35.645-05:002010-12-14T04:13:35.645-05:00I have found that as a server/waiter it is a good ...I have found that as a server/waiter it is a good policy to ring in the next course about 2 minutes after the guest has received their ordered dish.<br /><br />Beverages -> ring in app<br />App received -> 2min wait, ring in Salad/Soup<br />Salad/Soup received -> 2min wait, ring in Entree<br />Offer Dessert -> Ring in Dessert<br />Dessert Received & Finished -> Offer Tea/Coffee/Espresso/etc, Ring in after dinner drinks.<br /><br />I must admit, when I started serving here in the US I was astonished to find out that it was commonplace to have the salad before the entree, personally I would rather receive the salad after the entree as that is what I learned in the UK as a server.<br />I was also horrified to see the portion sizes here in the US, no wonder most people don't eat dessert, they are already full from the meal they just ate; and if they do have a dessert after having just scarfed down 3/4 courses before hand they are just pigs, literally 300lbs overweight, having probably dined on supersized macdonalds for the majority of their meager existence. <br /><br />A guest should be able to eat at the pace they wish to dine.<br /><br />Nevertheless BW, your posts enlighten me to an extra step I may well benefit from, hereby increasing my check average and my tip amount. This also makes my SA, FR and the Bar very happy as they receive more money in their standard tip out amount. It also makes the Manager happy as it means the company just received more money than they expected.<br /><br />- Server In ArmsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13863817459091907732010-12-13T19:55:36.850-05:002010-12-13T19:55:36.850-05:00At my job, I have to ring in the entree to get the...At my job, I have to ring in the entree to get the salad. And with our computer system, that means the salad and entree fire at the same time. Half the time, the cooks forget to bring up the salad until the entree is in the window. If I try to remedy this by waiting to run the entree, I have three managers breathing down my neck, wanting to know what the friggin' deal is with the food just chilling under the heat lamps. As far as they are concerned, letting food sit in the window is a mortal sin. Losing situation all around for me. But I'd rather have a slightly annoyed customer who leaves 10% instead of the 14.5% they were intending than my managers riding my tail. Suck it up and eat your damn food already.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76910870929953104692010-12-13T17:15:07.670-05:002010-12-13T17:15:07.670-05:00Personally I think the server is doing you a favor...Personally I think the server is doing you a favor by bringing out your food while it's hot. At least they are paying attention to that. Who's to say you're not the world's slowest eater... No one can predict that you are a the sloth of eaters. Frankly it's real annoying. And while you're sitting there eating... all day. You are costing the server. Eat. Tip well. Shut up. Get the fuck out.jaimegunnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01610964062061076094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-41042726984449004352010-12-13T14:57:59.122-05:002010-12-13T14:57:59.122-05:00dear still eating...
you overeating cow
stay the...dear still eating...<br /><br />you overeating cow<br /><br />stay the fuck home...that way you can determine when the next fucking course coems out and when you entree arrives... <br /><br />that would be my answer, which is why i am in construction now and not FS anymore...<br /><br />Bruce<br /><a href="http://bruceejohnsonjadip.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bruce johnson jadip</a><br />And<br />evilbruce<br /><a href="http://unfilteredstupidityabounds.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">stupid stuff i see and hear</a><br />and<br />The guy book<br /><a href="http://boyswillbemen.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">the guy book</a>that guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89292525529380121272010-12-13T14:57:35.711-05:002010-12-13T14:57:35.711-05:00Hey "Still Eating", I'd sure hate to...Hey "Still Eating", I'd sure hate to see what all of the other people at your table are doing while you take your sweet time nibbling away at your app and salad. Do they bring a book along with them? Or maybe they download movies and watch them on their phones? Or maybe you just go out to dinner alone. Hmmm...Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845151308757943750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79063613027310800762010-12-13T14:45:36.061-05:002010-12-13T14:45:36.061-05:00So wait, let me get this straight... The waitstaf...So wait, let me get this straight... The waitstaff in this particular situation is not performing the job correctly, but all the comments are blaming the OP? I don't care if it's Europe or the US -- the waiter should keep an eye on his/her tables to sense when the diners are ready for the next course. Unless you're eating at a fucking Friday's, where nobody gives a shit about anything.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16166196915933759000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-74053865620569809812010-12-13T12:49:23.739-05:002010-12-13T12:49:23.739-05:00This seems normal App then soup or salad then entr...This seems normal App then soup or salad then entre. I think he eats slow. I think he should take his food when he gets it. Don't think the restaurant has bad timing.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-966818637144487902010-12-13T12:48:43.940-05:002010-12-13T12:48:43.940-05:00Hey Anonomous!
You are Self Righteous.
And this ...Hey Anonomous!<br /><br />You are Self Righteous.<br /><br />And this isn't Europe.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-22235482768082210102010-12-13T12:27:26.583-05:002010-12-13T12:27:26.583-05:00OK. I know this is America, but while living abroa...OK. I know this is America, but while living abroad I got to experience a different approach to eating. A very modest appetizer was for stimulating the disgestive track and the taste buds, promising the body a festival of delicious things to come; things like buttered radishes or marinated olives and perhaps a bit of pate. Then a small cup of soup warmed the palate and was filling just enough so that smaller portions of the main dish were easily consumed without making one feel bloated. THEN a salad appeared, light and crispy to the taste with just enough sweetness in the dressing to prepare one for the dessert to follow. Again, portions were less than what the average restaurant presents in the US effort to justify high prices or prove good value through quantity. Now at home, the family never eats salad until after the main course. We always have an appetizer, though sometimes we omit the soup and/or the dessert. It's actually made our eating healthier and more enjoyable. Yes, call me self righteous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-26769080995581993552010-12-13T12:00:55.174-05:002010-12-13T12:00:55.174-05:00Oh my gawd, that dude isn't eating the food I ...Oh my gawd, that dude isn't eating the food I brought him! ~wringing hands~ I lose sleep! I'll kill myself.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-60289915141779527362010-12-13T11:28:16.607-05:002010-12-13T11:28:16.607-05:00I'm glad that you're answering these email...I'm glad that you're answering these emails because I was just thinking that he/she should just suck it the hell up like the rest of us. Now that I know there is actually an alternative, I'll probably ask them to please hold the next course until I'm done, too. Thanks, BW. What the fuck would we do without you?Dr. McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785824680618255554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-20926336921365508182010-12-13T10:34:13.359-05:002010-12-13T10:34:13.359-05:00Now,don't take this wrong, but, why all the co...Now,don't take this wrong, but, why all the courses? I agree w/ BW.. a salad is a appetizer .. I do know a friend who use to order an app. as an ala carte item.. and didn't order the main entre... (cheapo). I could see ordering an appetizer if the entre was small, otherwise, move on...Kalei's Best Friendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12331539743751163269noreply@blogger.com