tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post2986389342773327383..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: This Is Horrible NewsThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-2554491984489565822011-02-18T13:22:27.360-05:002011-02-18T13:22:27.360-05:00I've never worked in a restaurant but waiting ...I've never worked in a restaurant but waiting looks too hard to do while drunk.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30111969354077328402011-02-18T13:19:13.169-05:002011-02-18T13:19:13.169-05:00Then you'll just have to have a "soda&quo...Then you'll just have to have a "soda" with a li'l som'in' som'in'.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777298621169810355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89735122034016541592011-02-18T10:54:16.483-05:002011-02-18T10:54:16.483-05:00I know it seems all wrong but couldn't you jus...I know it seems all wrong but couldn't you just buy one?Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-49880153125735002382011-02-17T23:19:58.779-05:002011-02-17T23:19:58.779-05:00I believe the best course of action would be to em...I believe the best course of action would be to embrace your newly imposed work sobriety and preach about AA to the customers. When they ask you how you care you can respond "happy to be SOBER!!" You can work on doing the twelve steps on bar napkins during your slow periods and tell the customers all about the wonderful progress you've made so far. Many of them will probably even be in your twelve steps! Inbetween courses you can whisper to them that you wish to make amends for the times in the past that you may have wronged them by thinking nasty things about them after they asked for extra lemon in their water. In addition you can with-hold alcohol from all of the customers as well, telling them "if I can't have any, then YOU can't have any."<br />I think after just a few short days you'll come in to work to find a drink waiting for you the second that you've clocked in.Adam Hawthornehttp://mynameisntmediumcoffee.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76037882164483674062011-02-17T19:53:06.656-05:002011-02-17T19:53:06.656-05:00As soon as you said it one word came to mind: fla...As soon as you said it one word came to mind: flask.<br /><br />I see you are already onto this idea. It really is the only solution. Complete with leather strap around ankle.this free birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17445436421560368703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48498418112220809022011-02-17T19:45:35.850-05:002011-02-17T19:45:35.850-05:00I always love your posts!
(Not necessarily your p...I always love your posts! <br />(Not necessarily your predicaments.)<br />And I enjoy the comments left by your peeps, too! :)<br />Good luck with your sobriety...<br />or flask.Gabriele Agustinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10837967050743530302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19998671679685268492011-02-17T17:16:51.346-05:002011-02-17T17:16:51.346-05:00Oh honey, oh no, you poor poor poor dear. My heart...Oh honey, oh no, you poor poor poor dear. My heart aches for you. You're such a strong individual... but this is too much! I'm sure you'll be able to talk some sense into these owners. <br /><br />Maybe instead of a flask, you could get a discrete camelback pack so you can sneak sips during your shift... that'll show 'em.<br /><br />xo,<br />LauraAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05362524981053194633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-39337653288311560822011-02-17T16:26:56.531-05:002011-02-17T16:26:56.531-05:00None of my restaurant have ever allowed us to drin...None of my restaurant have ever allowed us to drink alcohol in the building while on shift - my current restaurant is a little extreme, we can't even drink in the building if we come in with friends on our day off. And it's a freakin' sports bar. <br />We always have a nearby bar we meet at to regain our sanity after shifts =)Heathernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27628805789082037092011-02-17T16:18:29.140-05:002011-02-17T16:18:29.140-05:00I think that I am falling in love with Mary.I think that I am falling in love with Mary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-44593175155335150712011-02-17T16:17:48.632-05:002011-02-17T16:17:48.632-05:00You should all bring in your own and still sit and...You should all bring in your own and still sit and relax at the end of the shift. It's therapeutic.BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09432729957196570774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30891381000943491502011-02-17T15:52:40.420-05:002011-02-17T15:52:40.420-05:00I love this....but that totally sucks.I love this....but that totally sucks.The Bipolar Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05449793830455116918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-40436008875153771742011-02-17T15:26:46.143-05:002011-02-17T15:26:46.143-05:00I will buy you a silver flask and have it engraved...I will buy you a silver flask and have it engraved BW, just so you can be drunk at work. :]Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08134622228010685597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-1800738390065278742011-02-17T15:18:31.131-05:002011-02-17T15:18:31.131-05:00You mean you don't actually already bring a fl...You mean you don't actually already bring a flask to work? ...I'm with Mary. If your employer provided you with a benefit and they then took said benefit away, it seems only right that you are compensated for your loss. What a bunch of cheap, evil slave mongers!!<br /><br />http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-82616294046342587212011-02-17T15:14:08.109-05:002011-02-17T15:14:08.109-05:00Your pain and suffering is also your brilliance! ...Your pain and suffering is also your brilliance! Pitch, perfect bro! I love it! Well done you!<br /><br />-TGKTHE GRUMPY KINGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07534225918600519164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-81774458653491882582011-02-17T14:58:00.655-05:002011-02-17T14:58:00.655-05:00I think you may have an unfair labor practices cla...I think you may have an unfair labor practices claim here. If they don't want the liability of the booze, then they should PAY you for the value of the drinks.<br /><br />If you can't get Unfair Labor -- try ADA. I am pretty sure alcoholism is considered a life-limiting condition.<br /><br />Be brave.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13835061060087686102011-02-17T14:52:46.610-05:002011-02-17T14:52:46.610-05:00What kind of madness is that! Don't they unde...What kind of madness is that! Don't they understand that if they keep the wheels greased, so to speak, that there will be squeaking (aka complaining)?Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04979805106775446122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-10019713728122027422011-02-17T14:01:55.797-05:002011-02-17T14:01:55.797-05:00hahaha. loved the post...
"A happy employee ...hahaha. loved the post...<br /><br />"A happy employee is a drunk one, I always say."<br />LOL<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://sitandyell.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Bitchzilla on The loose.</a>Bitchzilla On the Loosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02874044683079915196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-72327725740826310512011-02-17T13:57:58.474-05:002011-02-17T13:57:58.474-05:00"A happy employee is a drunk one, I always sa..."A happy employee is a drunk one, I always say."<br /><br />Bahahahahahahaha!!!Chunky Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08899074262498050782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-26859094962367784812011-02-17T13:44:35.306-05:002011-02-17T13:44:35.306-05:00I love the idea of a flask. I may consider this fo...I love the idea of a flask. I may consider this for my own benefit as well! I figured all restaurants have done away with shift drinks.Travelin' Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11733766056136548725noreply@blogger.com