tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post3337753992574854245..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Chardonnay=Pinot Grigio=Sauvignon BlancThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19300133715911103602016-07-26T18:23:21.485-04:002016-07-26T18:23:21.485-04:00I am not a fool. You could still likely fool me in...I am not a fool. You could still likely fool me in most common dining environments. Wine from open bottles, let alone any table wines are so degraded before they are served I'm complacent if it is not going to vinegar. It's cheap wine and you should know that as a guest if it cost the price of a commercial beer per glass. Also the taste of many pseudo sophisticated sippers has been compromised by buying wines out of hot and light bombarded stores. If I spent $15 a glass for a special toast (it probably wouldn't be white wine) and I got something that didn't par up I would flag you down near the kitchen door and politely ask that something else be served to my guest and I and you simply say there was a mistake. I don't care who you blame to still get a good tip. I tip well and more for effort in places that the staff make the place worth going to even beyond the food at times. The gingerale I would know immediately and that would piss me off. When I have to pay a few dollars for carbonated water and syrup and it's not legit and was lied to, it's not going to be good. <br /><br />Good rant and thanks for posting/entertaining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-15393730039314629982010-06-13T04:09:45.656-04:002010-06-13T04:09:45.656-04:00We used to mix pinot noir together with whatever w...We used to mix pinot noir together with whatever white we had lying around and pass it off as white zinfandel before we started carrying a rose. Thank god no one asked to see the bottle.Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06940070047873405638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-42867492624970433102010-06-06T00:38:38.981-04:002010-06-06T00:38:38.981-04:00"Excuse me, honey, but, this glass of Burgand..."Excuse me, honey, but, this glass of Burgandy is not cold." Oh, sorry, lump of ignorant turd, let me get you an ice cube from the mold machine. Smiles. <br /><br />Holy shit I think i came close to spilling my drink all over the keys.Dishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09356076214289636863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75271638844211388732009-12-13T19:37:26.470-05:002009-12-13T19:37:26.470-05:00"Excuse me, honey, but, this glass of Burgand..."Excuse me, honey, but, this glass of Burgandy is not cold." Oh, sorry, lump of ignorant turd, let me get you an ice cube from the mold machine. Smiles.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-22018331249844290722009-10-20T15:23:08.601-04:002009-10-20T15:23:08.601-04:00I agree with the Anonymous comment on 10/18. I wor...I agree with the Anonymous comment on 10/18. I work there, too. We are not fancy, and definitely not high class. Not in the least bit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-72201671191927501262009-10-19T23:12:55.271-04:002009-10-19T23:12:55.271-04:00Love your blog. :)
Keep more hilarious post coming...Love your blog. :)<br />Keep more hilarious post coming..Vijay Eswaranhttp://www.vijayeswaran.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36897396384811564522009-10-19T18:34:45.798-04:002009-10-19T18:34:45.798-04:00I am NOT a cow. But testing welcome.I am NOT a cow. But testing welcome.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-60977716586936981162009-10-18T16:21:05.021-04:002009-10-18T16:21:05.021-04:00"High class fancy ass place" and "O..."High class fancy ass place" and "Olive Garden" should never be used in the same sentence...trust me, I work there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-29771714251663375582009-10-17T17:42:25.946-04:002009-10-17T17:42:25.946-04:00I do the coke&sprite trick all the time. Proba...I do the coke&sprite trick all the time. Probably the most difficult part is making sure the color looks right!JumpIthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08679491498657927023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-59193313387082736652009-10-17T09:28:16.930-04:002009-10-17T09:28:16.930-04:00hilarious! I can tell.... no fooling me!hilarious! I can tell.... no fooling me!Tracynoreply@blogger.com