tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post3558672428988700844..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Bloody Mary Whine BagThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-20737313111107154702010-02-24T16:17:02.224-05:002010-02-24T16:17:02.224-05:00This is for glen, I don't know if that was a j...This is for glen, I don't know if that was a joke or u were being sincere. Anyways, I'm always willing to answer customer questions because it makes my job easier. The proper time to send something back is when your server does what we call a "2 minute checkback" so if you're picky, as soon as your server drops your food off, actually look at it to make sure its right and if u have something cooked to temperature then cut into the MIDDLE of it. So when your server comes back, if there's a problem we can fix it promptly. Don't wait until we have asked 2 or 3 times or when we drop the check off to finally mention it wasn't to your satisfaction.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75919692325460006162010-02-23T15:10:22.415-05:002010-02-23T15:10:22.415-05:00Cabernet breath? No wonder she thought it tasted b...Cabernet breath? No wonder she thought it tasted bad.<br /><br />A bartender buddy has people come in often, take a sip of their drink, make a face and say, "This doesn't taste right!"<br /><br />His reply? "Did you just brush your teeth?"<br /><br />A: "Oh... yeah actually I did."LordSomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08483452672640797537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-46654698123290969172010-02-23T12:52:30.181-05:002010-02-23T12:52:30.181-05:00I blame the chains for allowing complainers to rec...I blame the chains for allowing complainers to receive compensation for nothing.<br /><br />I have a regular customer complains about how his steak is cooked. Every time he is in. The wife admits he's not happy unless he is complaining. <br /><br />I plan on standing at his table until he cuts into the middle of that perfectly cooked steak. I'm going to look for a nod and when I don't get one I am grabbing the plate and having another cooked immediately. Then the end of the coddling with this joker.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-50497481709194397212010-02-23T12:11:37.591-05:002010-02-23T12:11:37.591-05:00It seems as if the "lady" figured if she...It seems as if the "lady" figured if she bitched about the drink enough, it'd get taken off her check.<br />Especially since being a "real bartender" and all - her expertise didn't work for her that day.<br />Or the sequins and feathers.<br />Some people are just douches.Cynthianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80778040218642853032010-02-23T06:19:25.288-05:002010-02-23T06:19:25.288-05:00I do like a person whose commitment to not eating ...I do like a person whose commitment to not eating vegetables extends to drinks, it shows a real dedication.<br /><br />As a customer, what is the optimum time to send back a burger so that you can enjoy the replacement burger, having already enjoyed eating a significant amount of the first?Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87525774803894206882010-02-23T01:53:12.243-05:002010-02-23T01:53:12.243-05:00"I didn't invent math!" I love that ..."I didn't invent math!" I love that part! I'll have to use that sometime! As for the rest, I completely agree. I had a guy who's burger was not well done today, he didn't want me to have it cooked up, didn't want us to make him a new one, didn't want me to get rid of it so basically he just picked at it with a scowl on his face and then wanted the check. I couldn't do anything to please him. I didn't take it off the check because he ate half of it and didn't want me to take it away. Then the fucker stiffs me. Not my fault! Kitchen fucked up, I tried to fix it but he wouldn't let me! That just pisses me off!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com