tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post42142072992513954..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Waitress Hits Customer With Coffee Pot; Becomes My HeroThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-40221456572967111322012-03-26T23:14:16.074-04:002012-03-26T23:14:16.074-04:00you go girl!! the damn coffee pot cost more than y...you go girl!! the damn coffee pot cost more than your paycheck amounts to. I know I worked there for two weeks and couldnt take it any longer. o/ow (waffle house lingo order over well) well done!!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-8392629709971878622012-01-19T19:26:46.311-05:002012-01-19T19:26:46.311-05:00I have visited Waffle Houses late at night. The m...I have visited Waffle Houses late at night. The male patrons, mostly truckers, are laid-back and flirtatious, but the female patrons are nearly all ill-tempered bitches! Send that Beaufort, SC, waitress a bouquet of honeysuckle and gardenias!<br /><br />BTW... I have dealt with the general public. They always think that any atrocious behavior on their part is covered by the phrase, "the customer is ALWAYS right!" Whoever coined that dangerous over-quoted phrase needs to face a firing squad-- of sales clerks and waitresses!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16500901363684025472012-01-19T02:32:55.261-05:002012-01-19T02:32:55.261-05:00I would have popped the customer twice.I would have popped the customer twice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24316607238449177332012-01-18T23:43:12.783-05:002012-01-18T23:43:12.783-05:00My guess is either they are related by blood or on...My guess is either they are related by blood or one of them is dating/living with/married to the other's ex. They have to be well acquainted. Then again, small town living.<br /> <br />I can appreciate why the waitress snapped. I hope she is going to be okay. [Yes, I think I waitressed too long to have any sympathy for the loud mouth customer.]SkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-18894927158625861742012-01-18T19:45:33.806-05:002012-01-18T19:45:33.806-05:00"9. Is marijuana really enough?"
I almos..."9. Is marijuana really enough?"<br />I almost snorted Chardonnay up my nose! Ha!<br /><br />This reminds me of a movie with Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer where she was a waitress in a coffee shop in NYC. She and her co-worker band together to get revenge on a customer. One server trips the other server, who has a coffee pot in hand. Hot coffee spills on the customer and hilarity ensues. <br /><br />My personal weapon of choice, should I ever let dreams turn into reality, would be a pepper grinder. One of the ones at my restaurant is the size and weight of a child's baseball bat. Can you imagine the sound of that cracking against a douche bags skull? I sure can. Batter up!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02570949282502502598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69339684916559714102012-01-18T18:58:34.109-05:002012-01-18T18:58:34.109-05:00Best. Post. Ever.Best. Post. Ever.clinishhttp://notdownwithdogma.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-14267182858727846132012-01-18T18:38:51.277-05:002012-01-18T18:38:51.277-05:00Oh you're so silly....they don't have comp...Oh you're so silly....they don't have computers at the Waffle House!Michael Lehethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15616429452724095885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80389766682271084362012-01-18T17:51:50.102-05:002012-01-18T17:51:50.102-05:00Just for the record..Waffle House doesn't have...Just for the record..Waffle House doesn't have computers...you have to "call out" and "mark" the plates...(I used to slave there) and second...i doubt she waited 25 minutes for food at 3 am...are you KIDDING ME?? People looking for something for free. Go waitress!!!!!!!TheGlorifiedWaitresshttp://www.theglorifiedwaitress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-43036945410857162052012-01-18T16:46:05.648-05:002012-01-18T16:46:05.648-05:00Dear Bitchy,
I was gonna enter your contest & ...Dear Bitchy,<br />I was gonna enter your contest & totally win since my pic has my Bitch Proud bracelet in it, but now I want that hard workin Waffle House Hero to win what would have most likely been MY shoes. Please.<br /><br />Love,<br />JodieJoBonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25170215872511018012012-01-18T16:28:20.638-05:002012-01-18T16:28:20.638-05:00Did you know that Beaufort rhymes with "you f...Did you know that Beaufort rhymes with "you fert"? I lived in nearby Savannah, GA for a year a year ago and just thought I'd mention it. I totally can envision that scenario and am reminded that I am so glad I no longer reside in the south.<br />I was thinking this morning about starting my own blog, non-hospitality business related, but you have raised the bar so high with your delightful wit that I feel a little intimidated.KBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12886660923061396973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-49195173837628066962012-01-18T15:52:30.085-05:002012-01-18T15:52:30.085-05:00I worked at a Denny's overnight for several ye...I worked at a Denny's overnight for several years. This girl is my hero!! :)Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03215318019364447967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55882649870859987172012-01-18T15:40:07.756-05:002012-01-18T15:40:07.756-05:00This lady is my new hero. Oh how I am dreamed of d...This lady is my new hero. Oh how I am dreamed of doing this before. If I was the owner of that Waffle House she would have the red carpet rolled out for her soon as she made bail.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15731158307526864093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6472476341354817102012-01-18T15:10:54.503-05:002012-01-18T15:10:54.503-05:00If she was still wearing her apron when she was ar...If she was still wearing her apron when she was arrested, they'd have patted her down with it on, thus finding the brilliantly hidden marijuana. No warrant necessary.Kestrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982789180456336869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-28725642622653693532012-01-18T15:07:09.184-05:002012-01-18T15:07:09.184-05:00Please oh please if you hear from the waitress - p...Please oh please if you hear from the waitress - please post it for all of us what it feels like to bitch slap a customer! Please!Nancynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-65250757607859981632012-01-18T15:01:53.325-05:002012-01-18T15:01:53.325-05:00Another great post. You are so damned funny.
I...Another great post. You are so damned funny. <br /><br />I side with the waitress, too. I'm a closet Waffle House fan and my experience tells that each of these servers must have a very high threshhold for bullshit. They've seen every kind of sad-assed customer that crawls up to their yellow counter looking for something smothered and covered.<br /><br />So, when a waitress hauls off and hits one of them, it must be because she had it coming!www.DiatribesAndOvations.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07011237907664440530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-20712604800566421952012-01-18T14:59:34.285-05:002012-01-18T14:59:34.285-05:00Omigosh. I've been to Beauford! That'll ...Omigosh. I've been to Beauford! That'll be the talk of the town for months!!Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12984912401273140073noreply@blogger.com