tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post4475177307821973137..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Pitch a tent, asswipeThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-33062662328668610902009-09-19T08:06:26.326-04:002009-09-19T08:06:26.326-04:00A rant about end-of-the-night-campers:
Friday nig...A rant about end-of-the-night-campers: <br />Friday night I had a group of 3 come in around 9:45 (the kitchen closes at 11) and inform me that someone else will be joining them later, but "not to eat." Red Flag. They finished around 10:50, and after five minutes or so, TWO people show up to cram around their 4 top and block the aisle. Red Flag #2. I hear one of the girls squeal, "I haven't seen you in sooo long!" Red Flag #3. <br />They each order ONE beer, and proceed to nurse them for over 2 fucking hours. Meanwhile, my section (and the entire 2nd floor on which they were sitting) was completely empty and reset by 11:30. I was sitting there, with literally nothing left to do but wait for them, in plain view, the ONLY other person in the dining room. <br />At one point they asked me, so kindly, if I had to stay just for them, and should they relocate to the bar. I mustered my best cheerful voice and replied (through gritted teeth), "yes I will be here till you finish, but it's my job and I want you all to have a nice time. Of course you're welcome to move to the bar if you'd like." Now, if you feel like you're ruining your server's life by sitting there hours after everyone else is gone, you are, SO PAY YOUR CHECK AND GET THE FUCK UP. For chrissakes, don't keep me, the bussers (who aren't allowed to leave til the dining room is empty), AND the bartender (they didn't even get another drink) here TWO HOURS after the kitchen closes! Sit at the goddamn bar or go somewhere else!! And though I suffered there for an hour and a half FOR FREE(and missed my chance to make last call somewhere) AND called them a cab, they only left me 15%. MOTHER FUCKERS.MTWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16675693869288437636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19377400544707359792009-08-11T10:23:08.941-04:002009-08-11T10:23:08.941-04:00On a busy Saturday night, I had two woman in their...On a busy Saturday night, I had two woman in their 20s camp out. I offered them back their 6$/13% tip if they would leave. I then motioned to the full lobby. They didn't take the money, but they did leave. That was fun.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03308321171051896231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-84985958842897323852009-08-11T10:19:41.977-04:002009-08-11T10:19:41.977-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03308321171051896231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76205836498150379912009-07-22T17:52:18.845-04:002009-07-22T17:52:18.845-04:00We have a regular who comes in and orders a pepsi ...We have a regular who comes in and orders a pepsi and a small salad. He sits for the WHOLE night and tries to talk to all of the waitresses. He always leaves either a $10 or sometimes a $20 depending on how much time you spent talking to him. He doesn't understand either. We have a perfectly good bar but he always sits in a 4 top or a booth that seats 6-7 people. That $10 (potentially $20) doesn't even come close to what I could make in my 4-7 HOUR shift on that table alone. On a busy weekend night, we'll have 4-5 tables per section, so he's sucking out ONE FOURTH of a poor girls income. He doesn't try to sit with me anymore. :o)brithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523198708112012568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30109691172983647842009-07-22T17:49:07.482-04:002009-07-22T17:49:07.482-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.brithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523198708112012568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3222629435920103592009-07-22T00:45:47.347-04:002009-07-22T00:45:47.347-04:00I needed to camp the other day due to jury duty. ...I needed to camp the other day due to jury duty. I told the waitress I would watch her section ( I was there early), and when she got busy I would leave. She said "don't worry about it, I have 5 more tables. I left when it got too busy and left her $10 on a $17 buck lunch tab. I think she loves me.cd0103https://www.blogger.com/profile/12563013926048457564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-20627025310236756122009-07-22T00:41:20.546-04:002009-07-22T00:41:20.546-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Bryonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128656890565483354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-52935074080254796162009-07-22T00:00:06.708-04:002009-07-22T00:00:06.708-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Bryonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128656890565483354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87955763615856700212009-07-21T22:53:18.272-04:002009-07-21T22:53:18.272-04:00Aahhh. We have those at my place all the time in t...Aahhh. We have those at my place all the time in the little pizzeria I work at. After they sit there for fifteen minutes, everyone in the kitchen amuses themselves by flinging pepperoni at the backs of their heads.GreenBeannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24250315674039258892009-07-21T20:51:43.186-04:002009-07-21T20:51:43.186-04:00Women like that are truly horrible horrible creatu...Women like that are truly horrible horrible creatures.The Bitchy Waiterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48467479983296872922009-07-21T17:39:36.667-04:002009-07-21T17:39:36.667-04:00We had some lovely ladies come in last night and s...We had some lovely ladies come in last night and sit for at least three hours, possibly longer. They had one soda and one tea. They didn't leave until fifteen minutes after closing. Why do people think that's okay?purplegirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.com