tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post4640364470672897755..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: The Patio is a Pain in the AssThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-90485613215181553892010-06-16T18:26:07.588-04:002010-06-16T18:26:07.588-04:00I'm not really sure I have the words to expres...I'm not really sure I have the words to express how much I agree with you. I hate the patio with an intense and fiery passion. "Oh, no, it's too hot out here to have two courses. I'm just going to have an appetizer and a glass of water and take up space for two hours. My bill will only be about twelve dollars but you're going to run your ass off serving me because I'm going to need a refill on the water every five minutes because it's so darn hot out here. Goodness, no, why would I want to sit inside in the lovely air conditioning? I'd much rather stay out here listening to the sirens and breathing in the exhaust fumes, and of course I like to see you run around sweating in your long-sleeved shirt. Oh, look, my friend is coming, I'm just going to move this table over here next to me so we have more space." I hate the patio. HATE IT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86613629247872886392010-06-10T23:33:12.531-04:002010-06-10T23:33:12.531-04:00I always loved it when people would complain if th...I always loved it when people would complain if there was "grit" on the tables. Really? You didn't think sitting along a busy street with car wheels spitting up dust would have an effect on your dining experience? Thank you for putting into words what I've ALWAYS felt about this!!!! I love it!CrazyAssDreamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839449858024726812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24763316510228535592010-06-09T23:03:09.817-04:002010-06-09T23:03:09.817-04:00love the new glass bit!
cheerslove the new glass bit!<br /><br />cheersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-66676777146196539772010-06-09T16:36:16.878-04:002010-06-09T16:36:16.878-04:00I read somewhere once that we eat about a pound of...<i> I read somewhere once that we eat about a pound of bugs a year and don't even know it because they get in our food all the time.</i><br /><br />That is... gross, and you are incredible.Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09827376853521205784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79875539733619531152010-06-09T11:44:13.989-04:002010-06-09T11:44:13.989-04:00"She saw a rat, on the sidewalk... in NYC&quo..."She saw a rat, on the sidewalk... in NYC"<br /><br />Hilarious. Don't you just want to kill people sometimes? Serving has made me so cynical. Shame the money is so addicting, eh?Kacey Primehttp://kacey-prime.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-59464284149135380692010-06-09T11:20:01.199-04:002010-06-09T11:20:01.199-04:00Awesome!!!!!Awesome!!!!!Mlle enlasnubeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070076584367283011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-29403355382749966222010-06-09T03:00:05.502-04:002010-06-09T03:00:05.502-04:00So funny! And I have been accosted twice by the ho...So funny! And I have been accosted twice by the homeless while sitting on the patio, but never complained. <br />There's just some people that you cannot please. You cannot even align the sun where it won't be in their face so just keep doin' what you do!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-63924252385373206472010-06-08T16:55:44.756-04:002010-06-08T16:55:44.756-04:00Another comment from a newer reader, fellow server...Another comment from a newer reader, fellow server/blogger: gotta love the crappy tipping... my co-workers say it's because Oprah said (a while back) that it's okay to tip 10%. Screw you Oprah, you rich... never mind...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00518599398030703299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76981114267181435132010-06-08T16:02:15.140-04:002010-06-08T16:02:15.140-04:00you are hilarious. ditto lynn sponagle.you are hilarious. ditto lynn sponagle.tlchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15616034356044226780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79108524873762348972010-06-08T14:25:28.177-04:002010-06-08T14:25:28.177-04:00I found you off of "blog of note" & ...I found you off of "blog of note" & I decided that I'm keeping you ... yes, keeping you! You're way too adorable and your posts far past being funny because they are Hilarious with a capital "H" !!!! I'm still "lol"ing, I'm not sure if I can say that, but hey you get it.Charlie Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01473905511383250007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3018569147531604412010-06-08T13:28:33.112-04:002010-06-08T13:28:33.112-04:00I am also a waitress and I know exactly how you fe...I am also a waitress and I know exactly how you feel... The general public are a pain in the ass. We don't have a patio but I constantly get people complaining about the sun coming through the windows, don't want to be blinded? DON'T SIT THERE! I'm not closing the blinds for you.Medsy Pyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12095629057902606266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-58683942305689063982010-06-08T13:28:33.113-04:002010-06-08T13:28:33.113-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Medsy Pyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12095629057902606266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12468711307161297642010-06-08T13:13:27.445-04:002010-06-08T13:13:27.445-04:00Personally, in the summer, I too love to eat outsi...Personally, in the summer, I too love to eat outside - so I'm probably one of THOSE people you hate... on the other hand if I'm eating outside, I'm not about to complain about the sun, wind or even the rats - it was my choice right? and I'm Canadian - we're way to polite.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11962627161259255290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-82565733741190506092010-06-08T05:52:30.750-04:002010-06-08T05:52:30.750-04:00Вау,а мне нравится! =)Вау,а мне нравится! =)Настяhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02974750322834959829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87660025482708809332010-06-08T00:05:30.702-04:002010-06-08T00:05:30.702-04:00Love your blog! Can so relate as I did a lot of wa...Love your blog! Can so relate as I did a lot of waitressing, but I wasn't a bitchy one just a lousy one. You really see a different side of people when you wait on tables; an eye opening experience! If everyone did it at least once in their life maybe there'd be more considerate customers.<br />My pet peeves were strollers being rocked back and forth between the tables and this guy who'd grab my arm, while I was carrying a tray full of food, to get my attention even after I'd acknowledged him. <br />Thanks for the memories :)nance Thackerhttp://awakeningchoice-nance.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-65853504009232525092010-06-07T22:47:46.997-04:002010-06-07T22:47:46.997-04:00I just love your way of writing hilarious and you ...I just love your way of writing hilarious and you are so right, great how you stick up with your jobPeacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09642452751737014057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-32974381518319972912010-06-07T22:15:09.805-04:002010-06-07T22:15:09.805-04:00Your very funny. I'd probably last about an ho...Your very funny. I'd probably last about an hour being a waiter cause the comments you make sound like what I would say to the customers. "Lemme turn down the brightness of the sun for ya!" :D :D :D <br /><br />I agree about the sidewalk in NYC thing to. I've walked past those and could never figure out who the hell would want to sit there. <br /><br />And your not bitchy, your just intelligent. Which is difficult when your in a menial job. (I've been there.) They expect you to be this cheerful smiling idiot like that lady in the Progressive insurance commercials. "Wee, I'm so happy, there paying me 10$ an hour and treating me like shit! I'm in heaven!" <br /><br />As Drew Carry once said "Oh, your underpaid and you hate your job? Well join the club. It's called everyone and we meet at the bar on Friday."Will Doohanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06223753643992745995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-35164226900057890582010-06-07T21:59:16.922-04:002010-06-07T21:59:16.922-04:00You are too funny! Love your blog!You are too funny! Love your blog!Daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02705944658977728905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85849012209972053332010-06-07T21:45:31.459-04:002010-06-07T21:45:31.459-04:00Random commenter- Yep, that's food service for...Random commenter- Yep, that's food service for you. People can be real assholes. Why someone complains about mother nature is beyond me. I used to serve in Newport Beach, CA . . . agh those people were so fussy. Worse than a newborn, but at least newborns have a reason to be. People can never be happy, they always have to complain about something when they sit outside..Love.Struck.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15925992899148572922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-92061610181017723982010-06-07T21:44:51.949-04:002010-06-07T21:44:51.949-04:00LMFAO! I truly wish you had a reality show camera ...LMFAO! I truly wish you had a reality show camera following you around recording all of your actual thoughts on camera and/or berating customers as necessary.<br /><br />It would be priceless!Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05207552210195536869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-49630373520556846052010-06-07T21:39:41.229-04:002010-06-07T21:39:41.229-04:00Ah! That was hilarious; I enjoyed it. Thanks!Ah! That was hilarious; I enjoyed it. Thanks!Florencehttp://kb9.org/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85267342170292327022010-06-07T21:38:37.890-04:002010-06-07T21:38:37.890-04:00I worked my way through college as a waiter / cock...I worked my way through college as a waiter / cocktail waitress....you're blog is PERFECT! I roared with laughter over the patio post. Seriously. To this day I tip 40% or more because I know that for every good table, there are 5 that treat you like crap!tanyahttp://www.hautetodaygonetomorrow.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-47174369336897015052010-06-07T20:52:34.389-04:002010-06-07T20:52:34.389-04:00wow, that was very interesting and funny it, gave ...wow, that was very interesting and funny it, gave me a good laugh, nice blog...What do I know?https://www.blogger.com/profile/01743662023706100237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-51510075264761700042010-06-07T19:48:40.327-04:002010-06-07T19:48:40.327-04:00Hey I am following you for 2 reasons today...
You ...Hey I am following you for 2 reasons today...<br />You are a "Blog of Note!" pretty cool!<br />And I am so happy to find a blog that is not about kids or pets.<br />Yay! I'll be back!Brenda Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01842228644349167297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25257889124133289252010-06-07T19:10:33.588-04:002010-06-07T19:10:33.588-04:00You should probably get out of customer service. ...You should probably get out of customer service. Clearly you are highly unhappy.Marciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01785120571191587153noreply@blogger.com