tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post5032114065446801863..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Hostess with the MostessThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-52009880134939767982009-08-11T09:02:38.841-04:002009-08-11T09:02:38.841-04:00this post is so charming and wonderful to read bef...this post is so charming and wonderful to read before i leave for my 9 hour work shift as a hostess. these are the problems i face daily and it gives me a fucking headache! <br /><br />the whole seating yourself thing happens all the time with foreigners at my place. the other night we had a huge table seat themselves outside and they began to rearrange our setup to accomodate their party. i ran outside thinking to myself "Damn foreigners!" but when i got to the table...EVERYONE SPOKE CLEAR ENGLISH AND WAS FROM AMERICA. I was shocked. The sign outside says to "see hostess inside for outside seating" ...pitiful creatures. i cant standdddd city folk sometimes.Lyndsay Harthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09695418371874456888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-83984403314344443442009-08-06T17:40:18.801-04:002009-08-06T17:40:18.801-04:00I always wanted a t-shirt to wear working the desk...I always wanted a t-shirt to wear working the desk... "This is not IHOP. We do not seat ourselves." Some guests would still not get the concept.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-66369707079631268952009-08-04T19:45:51.142-04:002009-08-04T19:45:51.142-04:00Bahaha. That's got to be my biggest pet peeve....Bahaha. That's got to be my biggest pet peeve. Love you for it :P<br /><br />One night I had a table come in.<br /><br />"Do we seat ourselves?"<br /><br />"No, but I'll be right with you!"<br /><br />"Great!" (as they start walking down the hallway toward a table.)<br /><br />I think I just stood there and stared at them.Masqueradehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14922518718146444771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13222802473142002472009-08-04T05:41:12.349-04:002009-08-04T05:41:12.349-04:00I always try to make them feel like assholes--&quo...I always try to make them feel like assholes--"OH, the hostess didn't give you menus! Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I can't imagine how she forgot! ..... Oh, you sat yourselves? Oh."purplegirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-5086053546631536132009-08-03T22:31:12.193-04:002009-08-03T22:31:12.193-04:00Thank you. I host on some of my shifts, and this p...Thank you. I host on some of my shifts, and this pisses me off to NO END. Why the hell am I there if you're just going to plop your asses wherever you like?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75242906695477992452009-08-03T20:11:24.931-04:002009-08-03T20:11:24.931-04:00Haha!! I love it.Haha!! I love it.G.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02529350394018139741noreply@blogger.com