tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post5180644996277059394..comments2024-03-18T07:03:41.211-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Know-It-All Monsters (Guest Blogger!)The Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75398687912796844702012-09-19T12:54:34.655-04:002012-09-19T12:54:34.655-04:00I am always surprised by how many morons order cre...I am always surprised by how many morons order creme brulee and then ask why it's cold? "I eat in the finest restaurants, and it's always served warm", BS moron, I've never seen it served warm,it would just be creme lee quad then. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-14296363578431853012012-09-04T12:16:02.515-04:002012-09-04T12:16:02.515-04:00It seems silly to question waitstaff about their k...It seems silly to question waitstaff about their knowledge of what is available at their restaurant, but at an Irish pub, on St. Patrick's day(!!!), we asked what sort of Irish whiskey they had. The waitress responded "scotch"<br /><br />Um, no. So very, very 'no.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-51990483585596368512012-08-08T04:06:08.517-04:002012-08-08T04:06:08.517-04:00And to dirtydisher... I've had people ask me w...And to dirtydisher... I've had people ask me what the difference between chicken and beef is. Umm... one goes cluck, the other goes moo?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69244802378222453032012-08-08T04:04:11.214-04:002012-08-08T04:04:11.214-04:00We had a beer that we took off tap because it neve...We had a beer that we took off tap because it never sold. The sign was still on the tap (cuz no-one ever got around to changing it) but the tap was not connected to anything. One particular customer asked for this beer and could not understand why I kept insiting that we didn't sell it anymore, even though the tap was still there. I repeatedly told him the tap was not hooked up to anything and we did not have kegs of that beer.<br /><br />He finnally rached over the bar and grabbed the tap, then when nothing came out, asked to see the manager to tell him about the "broken" tap. Some people just don't listen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67392959511442519272012-07-22T21:26:50.033-04:002012-07-22T21:26:50.033-04:00I had a woman come in to my place once, she called...I had a woman come in to my place once, she called the manager to complain that I watered down her coffee and sold her stale cookies.<br /><br />She had ordered an Americano and a Biscotti! Americano is made by adding espresso to hot water and biscottis are twice baked they're supposed to be dry and hard that's why have them with hot drinks you can dunk them in!DMTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-56381907037811812192012-07-20T11:21:45.444-04:002012-07-20T11:21:45.444-04:00I remember a snotty cork sniffing couple of compla...I remember a snotty cork sniffing couple of complainers who wanted to know which of the dishes I brought out was chicken and which was fish. I told them the chicken was the one with legs and wings. Yes, superior genius's. I can not do it anymore. You have my admiration.Dirty Disherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661103995508742334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-44639971858346113412012-07-19T09:14:32.000-04:002012-07-19T09:14:32.000-04:00I work at a little diner that's is really simi...I work at a little diner that's is really similar to a dennys, just family owned and local. Dennys is the only other 24 hour place in my town, and I am one of the grave shift waitresses at this particular diner. One night a lady came in and sat at the front counter and asked for a to-go order. So I let her look at the menu and came back a few minutes later and wanted to know where our 2-4-6-8 menu was. I let her know that we didn't have such a menu, it was dennys just up the road she was thinking of. No.... Clearly i am a fool and inadequate at my job, that's why they let me have the run of the place by myself for 8 hours a night. "Well!! I was just here last week with my sister and I ate of the 2-4-6-8 menu then!! I'll be back tomorrow to speak with your manager!!...... What can I get for $2?"neekolohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134571535126150344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-8020872374364422552012-07-18T21:21:38.930-04:002012-07-18T21:21:38.930-04:00People will actually argue with you about having a...People will actually argue with you about having a particular beer? That is absurd. [I believe you, I am just incredulous. jeesh]<br /> <br />I feel your pain - at some point I would just nod vaguely and walk away.<br /> <br />Take care and great post!SkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36868972721992355732012-07-18T17:30:13.252-04:002012-07-18T17:30:13.252-04:00Talking or arguing with these people just gives th...Talking or arguing with these people just gives them what they want--attention. Even negative attention suits people starved for attention.<br /><br />If the bar regular tips, keep it up. If he does not tip, don't argue. Pretend you are deaf and mute. It sounds like he is socially challenged. Some people just don't know how to converse.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86528410742218197862012-07-18T17:21:08.755-04:002012-07-18T17:21:08.755-04:00i had one at an old restaurant. this guy would sit...i had one at an old restaurant. this guy would sit at the bar and ask for a Dewars on the rocks with three ice cubes. every time I would say we do not have Dewars. His response: "are you sure?" yes I am sure. I am in charge of inventory. I know everything we have. he then would say "what's that?" and point to a bottle. "Captain Morgan. The bottles look nothing alike." "Well what is that?" "That is Crown Royal. I assure you I am not hiding your precious Dewars from you." EVERY TIME he came in this would go on.yudelnoodlehttp://www.yudelnoodle.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com