tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post5192939068743608229..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: A Dish Best Served Cold (Guest Blogger)The Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80708071000254242852012-09-25T11:04:12.020-04:002012-09-25T11:04:12.020-04:00Ever notice that, whether you work at a full-servi...Ever notice that, whether you work at a full-service restaurant or fast food, people tend to seat themselves at the dirtiest tables (usually the table you were literally walking towards to clean)? Seems like they all just want something to bitch about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-47080672749582828552012-09-23T13:44:04.557-04:002012-09-23T13:44:04.557-04:00Gah this annoys me! When people sit themselves out...Gah this annoys me! When people sit themselves out front without bothering to come in and ask for a table is bad enough but choosing the ONLY dirty table and then bitching about it really does my head in. I generally say something along the lines of : "Sorry about that, if a member of the team had sat you, we would have chosen a clean table." I don't care if its rude. Morons!maxihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10520458743638573272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6322469584107010182012-09-20T19:03:21.687-04:002012-09-20T19:03:21.687-04:00Bitchy is completely forgiven for running off and ...Bitchy is completely forgiven for running off and indulging himself abroad. Even if this story was made up. I'm sure it is not. Hysterical. I can only hope I find that much wit when I need it. Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27758257612366434252012-09-20T14:49:35.375-04:002012-09-20T14:49:35.375-04:00Thank you for the best laugh I'll have all day...Thank you for the best laugh I'll have all day.Trinahttps://twitter.com/Meanderthal42noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27578512840807102142012-09-20T13:55:05.706-04:002012-09-20T13:55:05.706-04:00When people seat themselves I love going up to the...When people seat themselves I love going up to them after a few minutes, playing dumb and saying "Oh hey guys, sorry I thought your reservation wasn't for another 45 minutes, which host/hostess sat you?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-45322370064801826352012-09-20T13:18:08.047-04:002012-09-20T13:18:08.047-04:00Love it! People like that used to drive me bonkers...Love it! People like that used to drive me bonkers when I worked in restaurants, especially the ones that would see the "Section Closed" sign and decide to seat themselves there. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com