tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post6167747619005005230..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: What I Did For Ricki LakeThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24222955784336630872010-10-14T21:43:07.613-04:002010-10-14T21:43:07.613-04:00I worked for a really sleazy slumlord when I was i...I worked for a really sleazy slumlord when I was in property management and one of his tenants wanted to settle a dispute on Judge Judy. I still wish he'd done it. The other woman that worked with me in the office and I really wanted everyone to see just how awful he was.<br /><br />Also, I used to know someone who worked with booking for the Jerry Springer show. Sometimes she'd ask me, "Do you know anyone who ...?" and they'd be really bizarre things that, if I did know someone like that, I wouldn't be hanging around them.Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18302453432032549612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76603623203327186282010-10-14T07:04:51.844-04:002010-10-14T07:04:51.844-04:00Hilarious, as usual.Hilarious, as usual.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01103137342785802033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13624294755876536322010-10-13T23:03:18.998-04:002010-10-13T23:03:18.998-04:00@MommaX295 I saw that too and it cannot be unseen....@MommaX295 I saw that too and it cannot be unseen.Cooking Assholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13699558071051793769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12218436636660756972010-10-13T22:11:33.438-04:002010-10-13T22:11:33.438-04:00During a hellish half year of my life my husband a...During a hellish half year of my life my husband and I lived with this physcho couple, with this idiotic idea of doing the whole rent to own house thing from this pervert of a landlord. He ended up screwing us over and our physcho housemates submitted the court crap to one of those court tv shows- I think it was the one with the black guy- Judge Mathias? or something like that. We were called and asked on the show. My husband and I declined- had a feeling people would see our housemates act crazy on tv and the next thing you'd know DR, Phil and Maury would be begging us on theres.- I still have mental scars from living with those crazy hippies.Mama https://www.blogger.com/profile/14723343793369870741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89391434612486255132010-10-13T18:47:00.177-04:002010-10-13T18:47:00.177-04:00Great post. I was called for a reality show about ...Great post. I was called for a reality show about dog training on ESPN. Got the conference call, and everything taken care of, down to the host/trainer of the show picking my dog for me... Was told that I was their old woman contestant and that, if I didn't hear back from them, they had to go with an Asian because reality shows have to have a mixture of all peoples, now... So, I got my own dog... (They also were very interested in how competitiave I was and would I be willing to show that on the show... I think I really lost them when I said I just wanted my piece of the pie, in life.) Thanks for sharing...Sharlene T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08520928982756928527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67258510106781297022010-10-13T17:37:43.601-04:002010-10-13T17:37:43.601-04:00I once had producers begging me to go on the Sally...I once had producers begging me to go on the Sally Jessie show back in the day. They wanted me and a guy from one of their "looking for love" shows to meet each other for the first time live on their show. I ultimately opted out but perhaps something along those lines could work for you.<br /><br />http://rantersbox.blogspot.comThe Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-56187986379957985672010-10-13T16:44:19.142-04:002010-10-13T16:44:19.142-04:00Actually, it would work best if BW insisted he was...Actually, it would work best if BW insisted he was the father of some Lebanese kids (you know since he is all pasty white n stuff) and get another actress with a gaggle of crumbs to go along with the big plan!! :) I see reality show. Maybe you can get Kate Gosselin...just a thought.Dondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07067890201157046546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30375547683594257662010-10-13T15:57:27.512-04:002010-10-13T15:57:27.512-04:00I like Donda's idea. Except the trick is you ...I like Donda's idea. Except the trick is you have to sleep with really loose women so when they do get pregnant you have to do the DREADED DNA test. "And the test says Bitchy you are....." ::commercial break:: "....NOT the Father." And one of your hoes goes off and starts wailing on you.<br /><br />Okay, not the BEST idea, but it could get you on TV.SkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-50671505241060097152010-10-13T15:50:11.996-04:002010-10-13T15:50:11.996-04:00I once quit a job to be an extra in a tv commercia...I once quit a job to be an extra in a tv commercial for a local steak house. So I get where you are coming from.sallynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-24706786576820094802010-10-13T13:57:16.556-04:002010-10-13T13:57:16.556-04:00Haha! What an experience! Lol at customers dying o...Haha! What an experience! Lol at customers dying of starvation and hunger! That's sad though- maybe if you guys had anticipated that the RL people would turn up all any time, you could've planned a bad look for Corrine in advance.<br /><br />P.S: Even if you are an attention- seeking whore, you deserve every bit of that attention. Great blog!Maryamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01751671814976589234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-34092947736368357242010-10-13T13:30:26.597-04:002010-10-13T13:30:26.597-04:00What a cool story. At least you got that far anyw...What a cool story. At least you got that far anyway. How many were ignored from the get go. <br /><br />Try Dr. Oz next. He's always looking for people for his show.BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09432729957196570774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-60649956403299312592010-10-13T13:06:55.989-04:002010-10-13T13:06:55.989-04:00When I was pregnant I watched The Business of Bein...When I was pregnant I watched The Business of Being Born (I think she's in that one) and it featured Ricki Lake giving birth in her bath tub.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11110433483380685728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-65785143024371177402010-10-13T12:33:55.359-04:002010-10-13T12:33:55.359-04:00I used to watch Rikki all the time.. and on a visi...I used to watch Rikki all the time.. and on a visit to NYC about 12 years ago got tickets to watch her show. It was an episode all about cheaters and featured some less than classy people. So it was a real departure from her normal stuff... ha. <br /><br />But it was a blast!<br /><br />SD<br />http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/Jon Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248634465295846651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13289858772427866442010-10-13T12:31:49.417-04:002010-10-13T12:31:49.417-04:00I once had a boss from hell who looked exactly lik...I once had a boss from hell who looked exactly like Rikki Lake. (Hairspray Rikki Lake). Someone said "You look like someone famous -- who is it?" and she said (with a perfectly straight face):<br /><br />AUDREY HEPBURN.<br /><br />Uh - no. You do NOT look like Audrey Hepburn.<br /><br />So I said "No- you look like Rikki Lake".<br /><br />She got really mad at me. <br /><br />What's wrong with looking like Rikki Lake?Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-61101856124550306232010-10-13T12:27:25.930-04:002010-10-13T12:27:25.930-04:00Awww I loved Rikki Lake! Especially in Mrs. Winte...Awww I loved Rikki Lake! Especially in Mrs. Winterbourne...whatever don't judge. You could always father a whole buncha kids and try for Maury.Dondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07067890201157046546noreply@blogger.com