tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post673644009462339284..comments2024-03-29T10:15:39.640-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Snort Pig Eats PopcornThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-44654492617254562882011-03-30T13:25:52.851-04:002011-03-30T13:25:52.851-04:00I love you. (Well, NOT like that, but it's sti...I love you. (Well, NOT like that, but it's still affection I feel for anyone who could be so wonderfully clever, mean and just all at the same time.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25339821122093652312011-03-30T07:53:09.329-04:002011-03-30T07:53:09.329-04:00I love it. Reminds me of the wierdos at my job who...I love it. Reminds me of the wierdos at my job who'll eat the "ups" in the window, after they've been sitting there burning in the window for 4 hours.Khadijahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85940808388016876462011-03-30T04:14:31.559-04:002011-03-30T04:14:31.559-04:00Bitchy, I adore you!
:huggles:Bitchy, I adore you!<br />:huggles:watergirlhttp://www.thistwistedworld.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86344476195149373512011-03-29T22:49:17.242-04:002011-03-29T22:49:17.242-04:00my boss bought a suit at the armani outlet and kep...my boss bought a suit at the armani outlet and kept mentioning "his first armani" (as if he would eventually own hundreds) ad nauseum. <br /><br />i had a friend call him and tell him he was going to be featured as "young executive on the move" in a non-existent business rag. she set up a photo shoot for casual friday. <br /><br />he wore his first armani (looked like a nehru jacket with tuxedo stripes) while the rest of us were in jeans and t-shirts. she came to work, he got his photo taken with a disposable camera, got a shitty certificate i printed on plain typing right under his nose and received an olive garden $100 gift card which i failed to put any money on when i stuck it in my purse at the store. he was bragging about it to everybody.<br /><br />on monday, he spent the entire day bitching about getting stuck with a $97 bill at OG and trying to call her- she had just changed cell service so the number didn't work. <br /><br />i never heard another word about his fucking first armani again!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-60099409123998210222011-03-29T20:57:02.495-04:002011-03-29T20:57:02.495-04:00You gave her the cheese touch.
I love Diary of a ...You gave her the cheese touch.<br /><br />I love Diary of a Wimpy Kid.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-45950987953353931152011-03-29T19:54:59.893-04:002011-03-29T19:54:59.893-04:00I heart you.I heart you.ChiTown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240876368610100419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55035556220891070592011-03-29T19:36:42.064-04:002011-03-29T19:36:42.064-04:00Too funny! I can't wait to read your daily en...Too funny! I can't wait to read your daily entries and have laughed myself silly over some of them. But, I will have to admit, I've also learned how to be a better customer when I go out. I've never been a server but can certainly imagine some of these assholes you describe day in and day out! Thanks for the laughter!Joycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11023414100585274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-74343971962862641072011-03-29T16:13:47.285-04:002011-03-29T16:13:47.285-04:00Eating popcorn is like eating those those polystyr...Eating popcorn is like eating those those polystyrene packing beads. Bacteria probably makes them taste nicer.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75544387518729598932011-03-29T15:24:24.938-04:002011-03-29T15:24:24.938-04:00Its the lil things that keep us saneIts the lil things that keep us saneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-72270379226203894352011-03-29T15:03:42.837-04:002011-03-29T15:03:42.837-04:00BW, possibly the germs had not multiplied. Oh well...BW, possibly the germs had not multiplied. Oh well, it was not a really bad thing to do. But, she probably did not care. <br />Mark, good for you for stopping the girl from drinking the pee from this guy. Even though urine is sterile....Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25833536999079076422011-03-29T14:38:57.513-04:002011-03-29T14:38:57.513-04:00When I was in high school, I worked at a theater c...When I was in high school, I worked at a theater called Salem Six. I worked with this really hot guy from school, and we'd never gotten along. For some reason, though, at work, we ended up being friends. <br /><br />Also at this place of employment was a girl that I was madly in love with.<br /><br />The boy and the girl couldn't stand each other.<br /><br />One day, the boy said "Watch the door, I'm going to piss in her drink." Now, admittedly, I only agreed because I was hoping for a peek of his goods, not thinking about this girl actually drinking the drink.<br /><br />Sure enough, a few minutes later, she came in and picked up the drink. All of a sudden, it was like one of those slow motion scenes from a movie, with her slowly raising the drink to her lips, and me moving across the room, crying "Noooooooooooooo."<br /><br />She didn't drink it. The boy got pissed at me. And I have a memory that I can never forget...Mark Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-32389737562226751182011-03-29T14:30:15.447-04:002011-03-29T14:30:15.447-04:00Awesome Bitchy. See in and out, nobody gets hurt. ...Awesome Bitchy. See in and out, nobody gets hurt. Hilarious, the way you described her eating style. Love it. Have a bitchin' day, dude.Anthony Kimberhttp://dohhead.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.com