tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post7820385098284669478..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: One Wet PurseThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55181921804842736872021-08-12T14:39:47.707-04:002021-08-12T14:39:47.707-04:00Bandar Judi Casino Langsung Online – Penentuan ba...Bandar Judi Casino Langsung Online – Penentuan bandar judi boleh terlampau melelahkan untuk mereka yang memang tidak menyadari dari mana seharusnya validasi pencarian dilakukan. 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Love you Danna Singh for the wildness and fun I had with you in your bedroom. Thank you danna.in for gave me her contact information.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05575455223367760467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-83505658020490005992013-11-13T03:45:03.426-05:002013-11-13T03:45:03.426-05:00Our restaurant (which is really a tacky sports bar...Our restaurant (which is really a tacky sports bar) just instituted a rule that we must use a tray for everything. <br /><br />Not only does this mean your clean plates and glasses and forks are going on the same tray as that guy's napkin saturated in ketchup, it also causes a lot of spills bussing tables. <br /><br />I dropped a tray last week, which I have never done before, because it was stacked with garbage, plates, half empty cups, and silverware. <br /><br />My boss laughed at me (on the floor in front of guests.) And got fired two days later for something unrelated. <br />Bitter, yes. Vindicated, also yes.Heathernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19644051186068742112013-01-12T20:38:58.524-05:002013-01-12T20:38:58.524-05:00Aww, that's a little sad. No compassion, cold ...Aww, that's a little sad. No compassion, cold hearted bastards! Did you sue? The establishment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27840563027947338152012-12-04T21:33:06.750-05:002012-12-04T21:33:06.750-05:00I had to read this three times in order to process...I had to read this three times in order to process it all because I continually spun into a dark black rage spiral. Kylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11180157604668435255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54918639638213974222012-12-02T06:25:07.516-05:002012-12-02T06:25:07.516-05:00So last night in the large party section (upstairs...So last night in the large party section (upstairs.... lots of stairs) I got a ten, a twelve, and a group that claimed they were 15, all being sat within ten or fifteen minutes of eachother. The first two parties ordered pre-dinner drinks and aps, and the purported 15 were at this point only 5. All was going well as I approached their table (hereafter referred to as 303 or Hell). We made some jokes, chatted about beer, determined that they would not be dining and all needed individual checks. A few more showed up, also nice guys, jokey guys, funny guys. Maybe 12 people total. Then, I watched in horror as 23 people joined them. I was calm, rational, terrified. Managed it ok for about an hour or so, right about the time the ten asks for their check. Busy splitting the check up, I had a tray of drinks waiting downstairs for 303. My GM brought it up. I asked him to please please please just set it down. He will do no such thing.He has some insane need to "help". I drop what I'm doing to run the drinks (which for whatever reason must not be allowed to sit for a single second). He still tries to help. I'm wading through the milling group of hipster thirtysomethings, looking for the guy who has moved clear to the back of the group since he placed his order, calling "Yeti! Yeti! Where did you go?" (He had ordered a Yeti by Great Divide- fantastic beer) I finally caught the guy's eye, go to pick up the glass off the tray, and my GM grabs it first. The tray and remaining 3 beers & a Jameson & ginger go all over me. And the girl sitting beneath my tray. And the cute couple next to her. But mostly me. My GM says "I was just trying to help" and I run for napkins & towels. I make sure she's good. I replace the drinks. I try to take a moment to clean myself up, but one of the (now 40) guys from 303 follows me and taps me on the shoulder. He needs a bud light. I say "give me a second, I just got beer all over me," and he says "I know, I wass standing right next to you. You better be glad you didn't get it on me!" DOUCHE. favoritestarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11442983755429209669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54766103767925110652012-11-30T09:52:41.158-05:002012-11-30T09:52:41.158-05:00Tremendous bonus points for the JCS reference. Now...Tremendous bonus points for the JCS reference. Now can you scream "WHHYYYYYY?" at the top of your lungs?abbynychttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18205217851626575160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-75592958041225012052012-11-28T11:13:15.665-05:002012-11-28T11:13:15.665-05:00Jesus Christ Superstar!!!!!! Love it!Jesus Christ Superstar!!!!!! Love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87368784386639477652012-11-27T18:23:05.353-05:002012-11-27T18:23:05.353-05:00My boss spilled a drink at a table of regular busi...My boss spilled a drink at a table of regular businessmen......of course it had to be the guy who is always starched and pressed to a "T".<br /><br /> Fortunately the restaurant is owned by women and there was a blow dryer in the office.....which is where this customer was rushed off to.<br /><br /> We had a running joke with this table about coming in for lunch and a blow job :P Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-53926265176696242712012-11-27T04:42:15.993-05:002012-11-27T04:42:15.993-05:00During my brief career as a server years ago, I tr...During my brief career as a server years ago, I tripped over a metal pole, it was holding up the parasol or something I think and hiding between all the tables. I was holding a tray full of drinks and wasn't really watching my feet, so I never noticed the pole. I tripped, spilling beer all over a lady's coat. My knee was also bleeding, I was so startled. The people were incredibly rude about it as well. Some people have no sympathy. It was just a summer coat, easily washed, not exactly a huge deal. Little redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13603939365786814700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-68068232198703865262012-11-27T01:18:22.956-05:002012-11-27T01:18:22.956-05:00Luckily ive only spilled onto the table..but i als...Luckily ive only spilled onto the table..but i also only one hand carry a tray with cups no hot beverages, beer bottles or wine glasses....i have very unsteady hands . I have however been spilled on as a customer, it was just water but the poor girl was so upset. I felt so bad for her.hopefully she understood that i was not upset at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36691115749973156802012-11-27T01:06:02.388-05:002012-11-27T01:06:02.388-05:00Ugh, I hate it when people do that, Becky. I have...Ugh, I hate it when people do that, Becky. I have the worlds smallest hands. Seriously, freaky tiny hands. And skinny wrists. I am a mutant. So balancing a full tray of drinks on it is well, a balancing act. One I do quite well if no-one interferes. If someone tries to remove a drink for me it ruins the whole equilibrium and I risk spilling drinks everywhere. One time this snot-nosed brat grabbed a drink off my tray, bumping the tray badly as he did it, (he couldn't wait the extra 5 seconds to start slurping down his apple juice or whatever) and it upset the whole thing. The kid ended up with a whole bottle of beer down the front of his shirt. It took a lot of effort to pretend I actually cared.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-38041356407602169902012-11-26T23:22:31.680-05:002012-11-26T23:22:31.680-05:00I tripped going up a couple steps and flung two hu...I tripped going up a couple steps and flung two huge pina coladas all over two ladies who had stopped in after playing tennis. They were really very nice about it and refused any sort of compensation. I had another server deliver the replacement drinks :-).Mrs_Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11524610136321982759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-85475245908928157862012-11-26T19:47:34.811-05:002012-11-26T19:47:34.811-05:00That is, hands down, the funniest post I have ever...That is, hands down, the funniest post I have ever read. "That purse is so wet and ugly".... I can't stop laughing. <br /><br />Only thing I ever spilled on a customer was when I was a busgirl. I was refilling someone's coffee cup. He was on the patio, at one of those green patio tables that have wavy metal bars and little spaces. I overflowed the cup, and it went right through the table onto his legs. He was so angry. I didn't last long at that job. Really, it was the table's fault for having holes in it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-71940948851919531322012-11-26T18:59:24.518-05:002012-11-26T18:59:24.518-05:00love the jesus christ superstar reference!!love the jesus christ superstar reference!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156752051609559353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55115564945103174732012-11-26T18:05:11.162-05:002012-11-26T18:05:11.162-05:00Thankfully, all the drinks I've spilled have b...Thankfully, all the drinks I've spilled have been in the server alley.... unfortunately, most of the trays of food I've dropped have been in the dining room and that just hit the floor. The closest I came to getting food on a customer was an order of garlic toast that slid off the plate then table and into a fellas lap. I made a lame "new and improved flying garlic toast" joke and he laughed. Tipped me $5 or $6. Customers with a sense of humor are the best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6934443470955663302012-11-26T17:56:49.609-05:002012-11-26T17:56:49.609-05:00I am so shocking with a tray. I have spilt an Iris...I am so shocking with a tray. I have spilt an Irish coffee all over a woman's lap once. Urgh - was shaking so much I had to sit down for 5 mins!<br /><br />More recently I spilt a tray consisting of red wine and coke down the back of a lady at a hen do. Luckily her blouse was a red and brown flowery thing and she was so drunk she found it hilarious. I handed the table over to someone else!maxihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10520458743638573272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30822919667477255762012-11-26T17:16:35.493-05:002012-11-26T17:16:35.493-05:00I was working the patio and the wind was blowing l...I was working the patio and the wind was blowing like hell, I spilled a tray of drinks at the table but mostly got it on myself. The customers were very gracious. I went through that frantic moment myself and by the time I found a manager to comp the round, worried about all the broken glass on the patio, and getting in the weeds because of the delay, I was full-on anxiety attack! It cost me my job. "of course I smell like alcohol you motherfucker. I just spilled a whole tray of drinks on myself!" Actually one of the best things to ever happen-getting out of that shithole.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12378943255671759367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88390641883611309962012-11-26T16:51:03.547-05:002012-11-26T16:51:03.547-05:00JC Superstar!!! I love bonus points!JC Superstar!!! I love bonus points!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89176573704546271702012-11-26T16:28:05.157-05:002012-11-26T16:28:05.157-05:00Quote from JC Superstar. Quote from JC Superstar. Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12120151111891052493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-51992757463636945102012-11-26T16:27:08.221-05:002012-11-26T16:27:08.221-05:00You just wanted to take that cup away from her, so...You just wanted to take that cup away from her, so she didn't have to taste its poison.Krissnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-46630977289689159012012-11-26T16:20:44.254-05:002012-11-26T16:20:44.254-05:00Thank god you spilled on someone. I'd honestly...Thank god you spilled on someone. I'd honestly love to see that. Who cares about three year records, anyway?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12729711643676907672012-11-26T16:02:40.642-05:002012-11-26T16:02:40.642-05:00I was stiffed once by an 8-top for spilling a spla...I was stiffed once by an 8-top for spilling a splash of water on a woman's stretch pants. I had a hard time filling her water perfectly because her massive ass was blocking the way. <br />The group looked like they had come from the Walmart across the street, so it was likely I only lost out on a few bucks anyways.Rogue Winohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963991830248344293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89776196587391881342012-11-26T15:26:15.681-05:002012-11-26T15:26:15.681-05:00I had a Woman and a husband sit down at a deuce. ...I had a Woman and a husband sit down at a deuce. Instead of checking her long oversize coat she steals a chair from the neighboring table and piles her $400 Coach purse and coat on it. <br />The entire time serving her she has to help me by taking and handing me things because I don't have good access to the table with the extra chair there. <br />At the end of the meal she makes the leaning tower Pisa of plates, cutlery and a hot drawn butter from her lobster dinner.<br />As she hands it too me, the butter drops all over her coat and purse. Her husband starts to freak out repeating over and over how much the purse was. I loved it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com