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Or when they sit down "can ...Olive garden huh? Or when they sit down "can we get bread and salad?" Bitch, the salad isn't free. Then they act all confused when they realize this.Natalienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-59592048060690658422014-10-04T01:25:55.485-04:002014-10-04T01:25:55.485-04:00my favorite is when the people seat themselves on ...my favorite is when the people seat themselves on a busy saturday and complain they never got menus/had to wait. when people flat out ignore you when you're trying to take their orders. ordering 8 diet cokes with ICE ON THE SIDE....asufdyudfyuefyufyu<br /><br />and it only gets worse.<br /><br />i know it's not the classiest of joints, but these are not things that normal people do. please have some basic table manners! speak to me like i'm a fellow human being! I genuinely like serving pleasant people, but unfortunately, my job's clientele is just awful sometimes and can totally ruin my day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-73751789226371185882013-10-03T13:35:58.176-04:002013-10-03T13:35:58.176-04:00Also, she says all this stuff about the waiter cus...Also, she says all this stuff about the waiter customizing their service for each customer/table.<br /><br />HOW is a waiter supposed to read the mind of every customer???<br /><br />Is her or she just supposed to have a sixth ranch sense, and just KNOW that the caveman sitting in the booth NEEDS an IV of ranch dressing, and will go BALLISTIC if someone tries to fill up her water without asking???<br /><br />Also, with the drink thing. Okay, she doesn't like somone assuming that she's haveing the same dring. Fine. But, the waiter is just asking if she wants another margarita. Not assuming that's what you want, just asking if you would like another one. It's a yes or no answer. So what. They could come up to you at any time asking if you want a certain type of drink. So what??? O wait, the waiter's ranch sense was supposed to pick that up, right???Springs2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08161597689356204982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-49690615413655141982013-10-03T13:31:58.601-04:002013-10-03T13:31:58.601-04:00And man, she must be ridiculously obese (she claim...And man, she must be ridiculously obese (she claims she's tiny).<br /><br />If not, then her arteries are probably as narrow as her mind when it comes to what acceptable service is.Springs2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08161597689356204982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-4141242517931909342013-10-03T13:30:30.767-04:002013-10-03T13:30:30.767-04:00How much ranch dressing do you think Springs1 bath...How much ranch dressing do you think Springs1 bathes in on a regular basis???<br /><br />Springs2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08161597689356204982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76860679923880659782013-10-03T13:28:29.493-04:002013-10-03T13:28:29.493-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Springs2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08161597689356204982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48809988375709559672013-01-24T11:02:04.578-05:002013-01-24T11:02:04.578-05:00My favorite has to be:
Q: Can I get you started w...My favorite has to be:<br /><br />Q: Can I get you started with an appetizer? We have calamari or steamed mussels.<br />A: No but can we get some (free) bread?<br /><br />That is not an appetizer! You don't tip me on the six trips I take to bring you yet more bread and herbs. <br />Megannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13777784696917827082013-01-19T18:21:06.784-05:002013-01-19T18:21:06.784-05:00"Leather Skin: Can you put every ingredient o..."Leather Skin: Can you put every ingredient on my kale salad on the side? I'm on this diet, and i need to weigh everything with a scale. (pulls scale out of her purse usually used for drug deals)<br /><br />Me (knowing the ass kicking I'm about to receive from the kitchen): Sure thing!<br /><br />Leather Skin: That's normal, right? (no hint of irony)<br /><br />Me: Of course, miss!"<br /><br />She then proceeded to talk to her daughters about what point they'd need their stomachs stapled later on in the meal. And left me 13% in spite of my perfect service. Thank god I no longer work there. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86864857028621703662013-01-16T14:23:49.417-05:002013-01-16T14:23:49.417-05:00"Please refrain from feeding the troll"...."Please refrain from feeding the troll".<br />In tears laughing.CityGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06625674897279810520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-18164219913037369652012-12-21T16:44:45.826-05:002012-12-21T16:44:45.826-05:00Jesus. I clicked the link to read Spring1's bl...Jesus. I clicked the link to read Spring1's blog and was met with a wall of like 30 very vindictive sounding blog.<br /><br />I can't even properly maintain one blog let alone 20!<br /><br />I've never been in the restaurant business, but I know simple courtesy and respect. The only special thing I ever ask is about whether restaurants are using real butter or if ambiguous menu items contain dairy.<br /><br />I don't want people coming up to me at my job and expecting me to be at their beckon call when there are 20 other people who also need my help, I never expect my server to either. <br /><br />Show some compassion Spring1. Servers are responsible for not just your experience, but the experiences of everyone in their section. They are worth so much more than $2 an hour, which is practically slave wages for such skilled people.<br /><br />I applaud you Bitchy Waiter! This blog is hilarious and it helps to remind me to be extra nice to that server tonight because I don't know what kind of nonsense he just had to deal with from the person at the other table or the person who just left. <br /><br />/hugsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-22949508715301019842012-12-18T15:24:27.917-05:002012-12-18T15:24:27.917-05:00customer: "what sodas do you have?"
me: ...customer: "what sodas do you have?"<br />me: "we have coke, diet coke, pibb, root beer, sprite, and sweet and unsweet tea"<br />customer: "I'll take a mountain dew"<br /><br />Bitch! that wasn't an option!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-40863249593226959222012-12-18T15:23:44.338-05:002012-12-18T15:23:44.338-05:00customer: "what sodas do you have?"
me: ...customer: "what sodas do you have?"<br />me: "we have coke, diet coke, pibb, root beer, sprite, and sweet and unsweet tea"<br />customer: "I'll take a mountain dew"<br /><br />Bitch! that wasn't an option!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-41579307165477684482012-10-12T07:49:25.516-04:002012-10-12T07:49:25.516-04:00Does anyone know if doctors perform lobotomies the...Does anyone know if doctors perform lobotomies these days?<br />Dr Walter Freeman worked with that during 1930s - 50s on violent mental patients, but stopped when medication became a better alternative. He took an icepick, hammered it through the skull behind the eye and wiggled it around a bit. Unpleasant, but it worked on a few at least...<br /><br />Spring1 seems to be a good candidate for this procedure - it would make her docile, free of anxiety and remove the obsessive behavour. The downsides is from juvenile and inappropriate behavour (not an issue with Spring1 since she already have these symtoms) to catatonic and/or turning into a "vegetable".<br /><br />What do you think?Samsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54486807613879461222012-10-12T07:46:19.252-04:002012-10-12T07:46:19.252-04:00Does anyone know if doctors perform lobotomies the...Does anyone know if doctors perform lobotomies these days?<br />Dr Walter Freeman worked with that during 1930s - 50s on violent mental patients, but stopped when medication became a better alternative. He took an icepick, hammered it through the skull behind the eye and wiggled it around a bit. Unpleasant, but it worked on a few at least...<br /><br />Springs1 seems to be a good candidate for this procedure - it would make her docile, free of anxiety and remove the obsessive behavour. The downsides is from juvenile and inappropriate behavour (not an issue with Sping1 since she already have these symtoms) to catatonic and/or turning into a "vegetable".<br /><br />What do you think?Samsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-81055181236041936672012-10-11T13:18:26.514-04:002012-10-11T13:18:26.514-04:00Oh god, I love this blog! I could NEVER be a wait...Oh god, I love this blog! I could NEVER be a waiter or waitress and have to bring food to rude people all day. That’s why I NEVER tip below 20% -- if I have an issue, I tell the server politely. And they always get a How are you and a Thank you. How can people forget that they are people too? This made me think of a funny story from years ago when we were out to dinner with my grandfather. The waiter asked, And how would you like your potato, sir? My grandfather replied, Michelob. We had to explain to the poor waiter that he had gotten hard of hearing. Thankfully, the waiter thought it was funny and the story has gone down in family lore. One more thing: Chef Tom Schaudel wrote a book called Playing With Fire about the worst restaurant customers on Long Island, where I live. I highly recommend it! Anyway, servers of the world, we’re not all idiots and some of us do appreciate your serving us. Keep the faith!Maria PNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08207049879904151899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-82224201128162118842012-10-03T11:01:04.259-04:002012-10-03T11:01:04.259-04:00Jessa
Another thing again:
If I were a bitch, I w...Jessa<br />Another thing again:<br /><br />If I were a bitch, I wouldn't tip 25%-30% and more when I get EXCELLENT SERVICE would I? <br /><br />If I were a bitch, I wouldn't be tipping at all, would I? <br /><br />If I were a bitch, I'd be yelling at servers, which I don't do that, do I? I don't, I am VERY NICE.<br /><br />Springs1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88149311832507197752012-10-03T10:56:10.893-04:002012-10-03T10:56:10.893-04:00Jessa
Another thing:
"but I really think you...Jessa<br />Another thing:<br /><br />"but I really think you have mental health problem"<br /><br />HOW, because I want what *I* want for *MY* MONEY that I am OBSESSED with getting good service that makes a person mental? NO IT DOESN'T! IT MAKES A PERSON NORMAL TO WANT WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR MONEY!! THAT'S NORMAL JUST AS YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR MONEY!!Springs1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-7258415165058091512012-10-02T22:34:55.060-04:002012-10-02T22:34:55.060-04:00Yes, there is such a thing as google alerts. And I...Yes, there is such a thing as google alerts. And I was serious, springy. You need to stop this insanity like now because it is only a matter of time until someone decides to find out who you are. It is completely possible and you are a bitch but I really think you have mental health problems and I don't want to see a mentally unstable person get hurt or whatever. Jessanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-14194378577021951162012-10-02T08:53:58.714-04:002012-10-02T08:53:58.714-04:00Anonymous
"when you act like that."
Whe...Anonymous<br />"when you act like that."<br /><br />When I act like WHAT? I am VERY NICE! You aren't a nice person.Springs1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76806472926215830472012-10-01T20:53:55.234-04:002012-10-01T20:53:55.234-04:00Springs 1 and everyone out there like you i hawk l...Springs 1 and everyone out there like you i hawk loogies in your food when you act like that. You broke the cardinal rule: DONT FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT HANDLE YOUR FOOD. howd my flem taste? I saw a little black and green in it. mmmmm. just got over that gnarly cold too :) and to all the others that treat me like a human your food is handled with the utmost care.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19283400987623764722012-09-30T18:01:47.738-04:002012-09-30T18:01:47.738-04:00Jessa
"She has google alerts"
NO, this ...Jessa<br />"She has google alerts"<br /><br />NO, this site I have in my bookmarks and check it every so often. <br /><br />As far as finding things, I google things like "server's fault" things like that. <br /><br />Also, there's a site called boardreader.com where you can look up even as recent as today just as you can in google specific words, etc.<br /><br />I google my name Springs1 and find myself. I found what you said just by checking this site.<br /><br />I have NEVER heard of google alerts before. There is a such thing?Springs1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-48873194702267252322012-09-30T11:16:15.068-04:002012-09-30T11:16:15.068-04:00Omg Springs1 has been around for years!! Can't...Omg Springs1 has been around for years!! Can't believe she hasn't hijacked this blog before. She has been unleashing her wisdom to the interwebs since like, 2004. No lie. She has google alerts so I am sure she will be here soon. Springs1......it is getting harder and harder to remain anonymous on the internet. You've said it yourself before that you are afraid of being found out and I agree with you. You will never be able to show your face in a restaurant again. No ranch for you!!! Hate to say it, but I bet you will be found out. Good luck to ya when that happens.Jessanoreply@blogger.com