tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post1734611672642524902..comments2024-03-29T07:19:17.218-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Cucumber: the Other White MeatThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-66263358716866122342011-11-11T12:22:04.179-05:002011-11-11T12:22:04.179-05:00This is insane! I do not understand why anyone wou...This is insane! I do not understand why anyone would want a cucumber in their water! I also do not understand ruining a perfectly good diet coke with a lemon but maybe I am the one out of style. I had a table not to long ago that asked for a lime in their sweet tea. FML. I really hope that this does nto catch on. Pray for all of us if it does!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-83992964037934646042011-11-10T14:23:01.890-05:002011-11-10T14:23:01.890-05:00I've never heard of this phenomenon in my life...I've never heard of this phenomenon in my life. But then again I live in Ohio and eat at Chipotle 50% of the time. Maybe the trend, like most trends from the costs, will take a while to reach us? Thanks for letting me know, though, so that the first time a server offers me cucumber in my water I can say, "No thanks," instead of, "Huh?"Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777298621169810355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36924161215014082352011-11-10T01:49:59.867-05:002011-11-10T01:49:59.867-05:00Those craziesThose craziesKrissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07480319369582180224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-8162147092753924442011-11-10T00:10:47.858-05:002011-11-10T00:10:47.858-05:0010 years ago it was a coriander garnish on everyth...10 years ago it was a coriander garnish on everything *shudder*.the well beinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290491367223538312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-42947165238585828942011-11-09T22:11:42.127-05:002011-11-09T22:11:42.127-05:00I find cucumber water to be kind of gross. In fact...I find cucumber water to be kind of gross. In fact there is a restaurant in the town I live in where cucumber water is the only water offered. I don't drink soda, so while I really like this place's food, I avoid going there half the time just because of the damn water.mincemeethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12852467985307272587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89776782190588682922011-11-09T22:05:16.448-05:002011-11-09T22:05:16.448-05:00I've been told its good to drink before a nigh...I've been told its good to drink before a night of drinking...either way I'm not handing it out where I work. Your lucky to get a lemon!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89294724858001935312011-11-09T21:51:23.479-05:002011-11-09T21:51:23.479-05:00Hmmmm.....sounds like its time for a (insert your ...Hmmmm.....sounds like its time for a (insert your favorite bacteria) scare ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-15577538687992525672011-11-09T20:22:30.468-05:002011-11-09T20:22:30.468-05:00I like cucumber water, but not enough to ask for i...I like cucumber water, but not enough to ask for it if it's not offered. I first encountered it at Indian restaurants probably 20 years ago. I can understand why servers don't want the additional work of slicing cukes though! (and if it gets too popular, I'll start to wonder exactly how old those cucumber slices are, and how many times they've been around the block.....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-23964218298547617332011-11-09T19:32:09.614-05:002011-11-09T19:32:09.614-05:00We have a massively fat guy who comes in and order...We have a massively fat guy who comes in and orders a cucumber water with his orders of chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, and fried chicken. <br />So we did some research.. cucumber water has no benefits unless you prepare it ahead of time and let it 'steep,' so to speak, for a few days or something like that. Doesn't do shit if you just slap a cucumber in a glass of water.<br />So... they're even more idiots than we were originally led to believe.theblondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17151992029488739415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-46060843497612494952011-11-09T17:23:39.295-05:002011-11-09T17:23:39.295-05:00Ummmm yeah. I like my water with good 'ol fash...Ummmm yeah. I like my water with good 'ol fashioned ice cubes, hahaha. Cucumber doesn't even sound good.....weird fucking peopleAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11414900130257200769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-73081171990575913242011-11-09T16:39:24.354-05:002011-11-09T16:39:24.354-05:00It's not as bad with a little fresh squeezed l...It's not as bad with a little fresh squeezed lemon in it. <br /><br />If you have no lemon, citron vodka will do in a pinch.Confessions from the Hairdresserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02842312509726571631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-42497547988612067382011-11-09T14:32:05.334-05:002011-11-09T14:32:05.334-05:00I'll have the Salmon please...I'll have the Salmon please...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com