tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post1925865267047311970..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: I Was Stiffed by a French BankThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-47060017575768421052012-09-07T15:39:10.914-04:002012-09-07T15:39:10.914-04:00I've embezzled so much money from customers cr...I've embezzled so much money from customers credit cards, it's ridiculous. If a customer leaves both slips, I'm using the blank one to give myself a better tip than what they left. Regardless if it's a good tip or not. If a customer leaves me any room to manipulate the numbers and make my tip bigger, I always do it. I'll use a persons credit card to pay for a check that someone else already paid me cash for and I'll put a tip on that credit card slip too. Could care less if you're nice, good tippers, good looking, whatever. You give me the chance and I'm gonna take it. I even steal from the restaurant. I will charge all of my tables for two diet cokes that somebody else ordered and paid for, all night long. It's like almost four dollars for 2 sodas, and I will just separate them from the check so the sodas stand alone on their own check. Then I just combine that check with any other table that has at least two sodas on it and do that all night long. It's an extra $40-$60! My restaurant sends out mailers a lot. They're usually a 2 for 1 entree deal, and the mailers come with the Tuesday coupons that everyone just throws away. On Tuesdays I go to my apartments mailbox area and get all the mailers from my restaurant that people have tossed in the garbage. I usually get around 30-50 of them and they're good for 3 months usually. I keep a few with me every night and use them to discount checks that people pay full price for. This is ridiculously profitable. I mean sometimes I feel like I'm just stealing the money. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79701782419730747572011-07-20T17:23:22.466-04:002011-07-20T17:23:22.466-04:00I had been telling people for years that "the...I had been telling people for years that "they need to fill in the tip line, even if it's zero, and the total" just to make them feel like bigger pricks and so there is no possibility that they can pretend they didn't realize. I very sweetly tell them it's for their own protection.<br /><br />Now that the customer inputs the amount into the machine (right at the table) if they leave a poor tip I put their copy right smack dab in the middle of the table so all their companions know how poorly they tipped. It has worked on many occasions that the friends will slip me more to make up for it :)Thirtysomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513421010937046262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3627774363839370352011-06-23T01:51:47.146-04:002011-06-23T01:51:47.146-04:00I would have said something about the tip when you...I would have said something about the tip when you asked her to sign. Foreign ppl KNOW they have to tip they just choose not to. And for the people who say they would have added a tip, don't do it!I had this table not too long ago who tipped me 3 on a 73$ check so i decided to add an extra dollar, yeah, shame on me. Anyways, the bitch called a week later to complain about the extra freaking dollar!!!so when my GM called me in the office to asked me about it i just acted like i didn't do it on purpose....I will never do it again!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27586972852738699752011-06-22T20:17:11.972-04:002011-06-22T20:17:11.972-04:00I always added in my tip to hell with people. If y...I always added in my tip to hell with people. If you were too stupid and left the tip blank and didn't put in the the amount at the bottom and left all your receipts eff you. I didn't take like a big amount but I would take 10% so it wasn't like a huge tip it would always be under $5 that's what you get for trying to stiff me and being a dumbshit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-55173783034965992142011-06-22T18:42:13.385-04:002011-06-22T18:42:13.385-04:00It seems that French bankers have been in the habi...It seems that French bankers have been in the habit of fucking service people over, lately. Do those people ever wonder why no one likes them?ServingUpAnAttitudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01459383441431631093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-74693903161827547372011-06-22T17:47:57.181-04:002011-06-22T17:47:57.181-04:00PINCHE! thats just some BS. I hated dealing with &...PINCHE! thats just some BS. I hated dealing with "nationals" when the would come up for the holidays, they spent too much were RUDE and left shit for tipsAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05056990935780500921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67743959225789250492011-06-22T17:34:39.376-04:002011-06-22T17:34:39.376-04:00I don't steenk..i don't STEEENK.I don't steenk..i don't STEEENK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6512570467979397362011-06-22T16:53:58.405-04:002011-06-22T16:53:58.405-04:00Hmm... I think I would have added a tip.
I'm ...Hmm... I think I would have added a tip. <br />I'm having an issue: I'm working for my boyfriend's parents at their summer home in the Republic of Panama. They pay us less than we would be making back at home, expect us to work beyond the 8 hrs a day that we initially agreed upon and generally take every ounce of our free time while theyre swimming in their pool instead of working. They told us we'd be here for a vacation and to help a little with their new business. I want to quit, but I can't- and I can't go home until september 1st! What do I do?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-74638514440522938892011-06-22T16:24:21.833-04:002011-06-22T16:24:21.833-04:00This biotch is just another reason I actively cele...This biotch is just another reason I actively celebrate Bastille Day !Aunty Polhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01180231169633828567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-62101077476366501062011-06-22T15:36:06.695-04:002011-06-22T15:36:06.695-04:00So American Express convinced someone that their c...So American Express convinced someone that their card is SO valuable that it is worth $7,500 in fees just to carry the card?<br /><br />What do they do, give you a handjob every time you pay your bill? <br /><br />She's cheap. And pretentious. And STOOPID.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-26236113058819884782011-06-22T15:21:28.590-04:002011-06-22T15:21:28.590-04:00What a cheap twat. Just goes to show that some peo...What a cheap twat. Just goes to show that some people are probably rich because they major penny pinchers ...who do rude and inconsiderate things like rip-off hard working wait staff.The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-78425033871581084042011-06-22T15:15:27.161-04:002011-06-22T15:15:27.161-04:00What a bitch! Even if you don't have tipping i...What a bitch! Even if you don't have tipping in your country, if it specifically says tip and an empty line to fill out then you're doing it on purpose. You can't blame forgetting or not knowing then. And if you're filthy rich; it's just downright rude. It's obvious what a condescending snooty French lady she is. Hope she doesn't come in again!Little redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13603939365786814700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-91692996673013901662011-06-22T15:12:28.268-04:002011-06-22T15:12:28.268-04:00I have found, in my 30 years in the biz, folks w/ ...I have found, in my 30 years in the biz, folks w/ the Black Amex are notoriously cheap!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30839348663259979812011-06-22T14:14:28.658-04:002011-06-22T14:14:28.658-04:00Isn't it clever how she acted liked she doesn&...Isn't it clever how she acted liked she doesn't know how to use that card. Acts like she lives in a hotel and just signs a room charge. What a pain.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-1041456146037834832011-06-22T13:59:29.804-04:002011-06-22T13:59:29.804-04:00Hmmmmm... She definitely is obnoxious, but maybe y...Hmmmmm... She definitely is obnoxious, but maybe you should crop the picture a bit because the person's name is right on the receipt. But they are so big-time that when you Google search them, there are multiple hits!! Now you can figure out where they do business and HIT THEM UP FOR THAT TIP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-86130656097174210912011-06-22T13:51:14.508-04:002011-06-22T13:51:14.508-04:00Oh, and something funny about it that's hilari...Oh, and something funny about it that's hilarious: <br /><br />Apparently they issue one alloy card per household and for your authorized users you can get duplicate cards, but they're black plastic. <br />The woman I spoke to said her sister-in-law (who's a fucking <i>snob</i>) tried to get them to send her an alloy one for her delinquent trust-fund baby child and they absolutely <b>refused</b> to give her anything besides plastic. They said if he wanted an alloy card he could apply for his own. <br />It's nice to know that you can buy an island with the centurian card, but you can't do anything to get more than one metal card.Adam Hawthornehttp://mynameisntmediumcoffee.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6047022671757481942011-06-22T13:46:51.445-04:002011-06-22T13:46:51.445-04:00Something even more sickening that I found out abo...Something even more sickening that I found out about the Centurian card (from one of my husband's client who has one, so it's a reliable source) is that the minimum requirement is actually the one percent of the population that spends the most (over 250,000). Depending on when you apply Amex could review who's presently seeking credit, and say "no honey, you only spend half a million dollars a year, you don't make the cut. What are you, trash? Here's a blue card, take it Kmart, keep spending, and apply another time..."Adam Hawthornehttp://mynameisntmediumcoffee.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-1566628397452209242011-06-22T13:38:56.018-04:002011-06-22T13:38:56.018-04:00Wow! What a beech for sure! I would have said so...Wow! What a beech for sure! I would have said something to her after she signed the right receipt. Kudos to you for your self restraint!<br /><br />CBG<br />canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.comCanadianbloggergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11097806846020297939noreply@blogger.com