tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post2820768424460092346..comments2024-03-28T05:13:56.146-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: On The Good Ship, Butter PacketThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54303698381641380842012-06-06T23:06:52.015-04:002012-06-06T23:06:52.015-04:00Okay, im a fat girl and I find this absofuckinglut...Okay, im a fat girl and I find this absofuckinglutely hilarious. This reminds me of the time an older couple brought in their chubby grandson. He had the kids chicken plank meal (comes with fries and is enough for an adult to eat), mac and cheese, 2 cups of chocolate milk, and an entire piece of pie. Fucking fuck puked everywhere. His grandmother said "he vomited. What should we do?". Ummmmm, cleaning it up is a good place to start!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27493349615626573882012-03-28T13:01:03.842-04:002012-03-28T13:01:03.842-04:00"Jumbo Shirley Temple" lololololol"Jumbo Shirley Temple" lolololololCorinnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314298635398786757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-2095449487292014272012-03-06T13:43:42.699-05:002012-03-06T13:43:42.699-05:00What's really awful about this is that the par...What's really awful about this is that the parents will think it's so great that she eats so much, until she's a teenager. And then they're going to make her start dieting once it's not cute anymore. Why do people always have to fuck up their kids' relationship with food so much?Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777298621169810355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-2305623927755823142012-03-06T10:48:08.601-05:002012-03-06T10:48:08.601-05:00Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild abuse.
I really miss ...Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild abuse. <br /><br />I really miss the episodes of Maury with the gigantic fat kids and the complacent moms that are all like <i>I'ma feed my baby if she's HONNNNNGRY! My baby eat fried chicken, my baby eat grits, my baby eat gravy...</i>. That and the transvestite beauty pageants where you have to guess if they're women or men. I would even settle for a good paternity test episode, but there haven't been any lately. <br />When it comes to Maury if it's not stuffed, tucked, or quantities of men into double-digits I can't be bothered.Confessions from the Hairdresserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02842312509726571631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16897916230914987242012-03-06T08:33:22.814-05:002012-03-06T08:33:22.814-05:00I thought my nephew was the only disgusting one, a...I thought my nephew was the only disgusting one, at 7 yrs old and110 lbs. He mirrored the same eating habits when we went out to eat with him and my in-laws last summer. 4 pieces of bread, ate the whole loaded nacho app by himself, pasta, my mother in law's rice, AND ate 3/4 of my father in law's burger. AND of COURSE 3 Pepsi's later!! Then they had to take the precious child to Dunkin Donuts after because "he wanted dessert". Nice.JPopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87114786982491349452012-03-06T03:54:26.915-05:002012-03-06T03:54:26.915-05:00Love the way you told this posting. Without any bi...Love the way you told this posting. Without any bitchy asides, the tale progressed to its happy" ending, yet left nothing in doubt about our Shirley Temple dumpling. Bravo! Well done!NCeddienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-50583979742098555352012-03-05T23:48:38.824-05:002012-03-05T23:48:38.824-05:00Aaack! I never let my children even face the wrong...Aaack! I never let my children even face the wrong direction, much less hang arms into the booth behind and TALK to people. I absolutely hate it and I tell the kid to turn around. <br /><br />Poor child. She will never throw a tantrum because she has to eat a one green bean to say she had a vegetable. She will smile her way through life as a fatty. At what age do litle girls cry because they are fat?Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-pasimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-22299975943552068602012-03-05T22:15:23.836-05:002012-03-05T22:15:23.836-05:00I feel sick to my stomach. My sister ate butter st...I feel sick to my stomach. My sister ate butter sticks as a child. She also looked like a starving child from a third world country. People cheered when they saw her eat. CHEERED, I tell you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-89281495284234274162012-03-05T21:23:36.126-05:002012-03-05T21:23:36.126-05:00I agree with Mary. I do think the butter licking w...I agree with Mary. I do think the butter licking was odd though.Joannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13346430144899410395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67421169306544375032012-03-05T19:07:32.522-05:002012-03-05T19:07:32.522-05:00Heart breaks for her a little.
It sucks to be the...Heart breaks for her a little.<br /><br />It sucks to be the fat kid.<br /><br />As for the parents? Don't know the story. Witholding judgement for once in my life.<br /><br />If she was rude, on the other hand, I would be ALL Judgy McJudgerson in her face. <br /><br />When I was the fat kid no one thought it was cute. Especially not my parents. . .Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-41300623615298924212012-03-05T18:37:38.073-05:002012-03-05T18:37:38.073-05:00"Costco Shirley Temple"- wow, you are in..."Costco Shirley Temple"- wow, you are inventive for sure... lol... As far as the girl, we all know if she continues on this destructive path, she may not make it to 20 and if she does, she will have diabetes, heart issue, etc...btw were her parents over weight?Kalei's Best Friendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12331539743751163269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-14131395200304894432012-03-05T16:02:43.409-05:002012-03-05T16:02:43.409-05:00I LOVE when little children, boys or girls, hang t...I LOVE when little children, boys or girls, hang their arms, legs, necks & heads over my booth and ESPECIALLY my airplane seat. I love it when they kick my airplane seat or turn around, stand up, hang their head over the seat in front of me and stare until I'm obliged to acknowledge them.<br /><br />THAT's what I love.California Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12582691517303132274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-13830388636965768112012-03-05T14:42:17.413-05:002012-03-05T14:42:17.413-05:00ok, that just made me throw up a little in my mout...ok, that just made me throw up a little in my mouth. now i want to go call child protective services.ChiTown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240876368610100419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69892388339052594832012-03-05T14:00:37.238-05:002012-03-05T14:00:37.238-05:00Makes me wonder what the parents ate. Was she the ...Makes me wonder what the parents ate. Was she the only fat one? Maybe adopted?fmcgmccllchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184250774341700041noreply@blogger.com