tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post3007717038359809694..comments2024-03-28T05:13:56.146-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: How To Spill Beer on Your Political LeaderThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-19913396614137575392012-03-11T16:31:52.979-04:002012-03-11T16:31:52.979-04:00The only time in my illustrious 25 year serving ca...The only time in my illustrious 25 year serving career that I have ever cried on the job is when I was 8 months pregnant with my son. I accidentally spilled red wine at a table and it splashed on the couple. The guy was a jackass to me, even after I apologized profusely and diffused the situation as best I could. I went in the back and started crying, and couldn't stop. My boss came over and I said, "You know would normally never do this, but I'm going home. It will never happen again." A co-worker took over my section, and I went home. My husband took me out for a steak dinner. I tipped the server 50 percent. <br />That was 8 years ago. I blame the pregnancy hormones. Thank God that was my last baby! I have spilled a few times since, but NEVER cry. Probably because most people, like the German Chancellor, are decent human beings and understand the word ACCIDENT.ellynadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-66310621017342881922012-03-08T15:03:50.223-05:002012-03-08T15:03:50.223-05:00The genius way that you "tie" other stor...The genius way that you "tie" other stories in with your main story STILL never ceases to amaze me. PLEASE Bitchy....write a book. Please. I beg you. A book. One little book. Or big book. Best seller. For sure. Do it. You. Soon. <br /><br />Yep. Thanks. <br /><br />JosieJosiehttp://www.pushthefish.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-84969825145687994462012-03-08T12:08:31.940-05:002012-03-08T12:08:31.940-05:00Miss Kiss-Ass looks soooooooooo annoying. I know ...Miss Kiss-Ass looks soooooooooo annoying. I know her type. Always has to jump in the fray and make things more annoying!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-53987314987143333242012-03-08T11:56:43.247-05:002012-03-08T11:56:43.247-05:00Makes me proud of my 15% German heritage.
Prosi...Makes me proud of my 15% German heritage. <br /><br />Prosit!Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27177629243157125152012-03-08T09:51:17.128-05:002012-03-08T09:51:17.128-05:00Well, I've looked at it, over and over, and th...Well, I've looked at it, over and over, and that guy in the suit hit him early enough to raise the back of the tray. Granted, the tray on the arm wasn't the smartest move, but there's always somebody that has to get their a** on camera at these events. The guy could have walked around the other way. But, where there's beer, there's forgiveness -- or, a fight!SharleneThttp://www.mainstreamsolarcooking.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-51221085628524331502012-03-08T09:23:52.286-05:002012-03-08T09:23:52.286-05:00Can't help wondering what would happen if this...Can't help wondering what would happen if this was the American president. Hard to even imagine Bush or Obama drinking beer much less secret service not freaking out on the poor sod who dowsed them in it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-71384447994038509242012-03-08T02:13:20.581-05:002012-03-08T02:13:20.581-05:00This was horrible. I am mortified for the young-is...This was horrible. I am mortified for the young-ish man. Something similar happened to me when I was a waitress. Thankfully, I spilled the drinks on myself, so I still got a tip from the table.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69704247637554781982012-03-07T18:06:53.342-05:002012-03-07T18:06:53.342-05:00Heard about the incident, thanks for the commentar...Heard about the incident, thanks for the commentary.JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-36532371203144232862012-03-07T17:42:21.721-05:002012-03-07T17:42:21.721-05:00There was a second there after the beer went down ...There was a second there after the beer went down her back - if she hadn't been in public she would have cursed like a sailor. <br /><br />And yes, those beers were headed for her back no matter what. <br /><br />I waited tables one summer at an amusement park. One where the ketchup bottles were refilled nightly. Only problem with that is not all of the staff was conscientious and usually there was a layer of month old ketchup at the bottom of the bottle fermenting away. I had the mortifying experience of exploding ketchup - on a customer. To this day, I carefully scrutinize any ketchup bottles I encounter before using it.Vanessahttp://www.5thingsabout.canoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-1303174789159312942012-03-07T16:08:58.691-05:002012-03-07T16:08:58.691-05:00Hilarious, ja! You're totally right. He was be...Hilarious, ja! You're totally right. He was being a little clumsy and was probably a lot nervous - a bad combination. Those two women are great, especially Home-Aloner in blue. She makes the whole thing.<br /><br />I'd love to see that Urkel scene, for real. You should totally write Family Matters fanfic. (You already do, don't you.) This is for you: <br /><br />http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2012/03/DID-I-DANCE-THAT-GIF-URKEL-01-1331063486.gifAGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-78795425224374826672012-03-07T15:43:25.494-05:002012-03-07T15:43:25.494-05:00Pilsner Urkel.Pilsner Urkel.LSnoreply@blogger.com