tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post6458406610328484538..comments2024-03-29T07:19:17.218-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: An Open Letter to Jabba the HuttThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-59700772375209901422018-07-07T06:48:10.858-04:002018-07-07T06:48:10.858-04:00Ever wanted to get free Facebook Followers & L...Ever wanted to get <b>free Facebook Followers & Likes</b>?<br />Did you know that you can get these <b>ON AUTOPILOT & ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE</b> by using <b><a href="http://socialexch.syntaxlinks.com/r/Like4Like" rel="nofollow">Like 4 Like</a></b>?Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-14480052261382168072011-06-25T12:26:55.578-04:002011-06-25T12:26:55.578-04:00We get people like that all the time. On top of st...We get people like that all the time. On top of staying, they can be very demanding of the bartenders, like they are the only people at the bar. I know they are "regulars", but that doesn't make them any more special.Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07222415902154800907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-12497475287833230712011-06-25T09:42:23.660-04:002011-06-25T09:42:23.660-04:00I've unintentionally ordered something in a re...I've unintentionally ordered something in a restaurant and realized afterward that they are getting ready to close. I've never eaten so fast - and I left a really big tip. This Jabba the Hutt character sounds like a douche.<br /><br />Although this wasn't the point of the story - how does someone drink that much and still manage to stand??? I'm kind of assuming that the man in your tale is larger than me, but still.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00068505185508588407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-64881959030607514112011-06-25T07:39:25.282-04:002011-06-25T07:39:25.282-04:00Is it cool if I come in, order and take my shit to...Is it cool if I come in, order and take my shit to go? Or is that a no-no as well? I'm just asking lest I do that one day and have the misfortune of running into you on a random subway platform.Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05207552210195536869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69451282734888569222011-06-25T00:46:21.886-04:002011-06-25T00:46:21.886-04:00Apparently at my restaurant last night (I had a da...Apparently at my restaurant last night (I had a day off!) there was a table that came in at 5:30, ate a quick meal, an then demanded their check immediately. They paid and then continued to sit there until TEN THIRTY (the dining room closes at 10 and even the bar closes at 11) then they ha the self entitlement to call the restaurant today and complain that they felt like they were rushed out! Wtf?! We close at 10. I wasnt even there an the story pissed me off. The audacity of some people!Redsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-81018952661789152011-06-24T23:57:40.890-04:002011-06-24T23:57:40.890-04:00Can't you put the cork in, the bottle okay, an...Can't you put the cork in, the bottle okay, and let them go on?<br /><br />I stopped ordering wine at one restaurant here when they decanted without asking. I think they were serving the leftover to other customers. Course this is China. <br /><br />No matter what industry I think it is hilarious that customers think you are their friend. So many times I was thinking, do you not realize I am paid to be nice to you?fmcgmccllchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184250774341700041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-35884386394568128242011-06-24T21:14:54.409-04:002011-06-24T21:14:54.409-04:00I had a group of people like this last night. Clos...I had a group of people like this last night. Closed the till, bar was clean, I was just waiting for them to leave. I told them to finnish their cigarettes and go, which they said they would, only to see them finnish one and light up another. 45 minutes I had to stand around waiting for them to finnish their drinks. Worst part: half of them work at the bar with me, so you'd think they'd know how annoying it is to do this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-25385506583673125422011-06-24T18:43:24.237-04:002011-06-24T18:43:24.237-04:00We have this from time to time. Luckily none of th...We have this from time to time. Luckily none of them regular. Usually causes me to drink more. As I wait....Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87458091667251090462011-06-24T15:59:57.297-04:002011-06-24T15:59:57.297-04:00Bitchy Waiter, where have you been all my life? I ...Bitchy Waiter, where have you been all my life? I could have used your insight and words of wisdom to get me through those long nights when I was slaving (oopse, I mean serving ... um... no, I meant slaving) tables. Worked in all types of restaurants from slinging ribs to pouring fine champaigne, and there is NO difference in the people. Finally totally got out of slaving (bought my freedom, I did!) about 10 years ago, but one never really forgets those nights like you just described.<br /><br />Thanks for this blog! I've been sharing it with friends and family!Curious Blokehttp://simuladoratur.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16157002446843059142011-06-24T15:27:56.508-04:002011-06-24T15:27:56.508-04:00LOVE IT!
I worked in retail, and we had the same ...LOVE IT! <br />I worked in retail, and we had the same issue. An old woman would always come 10 minutes before closing once a week. It was a small business and she'd talk on and on to my boss and I, try a shit load of stuff on, not take any hints and then leave a HUGE mess in the changing room and buy, at the most, one inexpensive thing. BITCH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-90246475291283835322011-06-24T13:56:20.659-04:002011-06-24T13:56:20.659-04:00I may not have ever been a waitress, but we had pe...I may not have ever been a waitress, but we had people that did this when I was a cashier at Kmart. We would have people walk in 5 minutes before we close, saying "I know what I need, I promise i'll be fast" and staying a half an hour, just wandering the store. We warn them multiple times "excuse me but we're about to close up the last register" and they always say the same thing: "One last item, i promise, im almost done, this just cant wait till tomorrow, please?" and 10 minutes later, when they FINALLY walk to the checkout, that item turned into 20 items, and Im sorry but you HONESTLY couldnt have waited a day for mothballs and mascara?!?!?!<br /><br />If I want to eat out, I refuse to walk into a restaurant anywhere in the last hour of the night. If I'm that damn hungry, McDonald's is open 24/7.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09350682939741703108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80533449547314580202011-06-24T13:15:13.652-04:002011-06-24T13:15:13.652-04:00Angela: send me her email address and i will send ...Angela: send me her email address and i will send it for you. For reals. sideofmustard@gamil.comThe Bitchy Waiterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-84622300140490325972011-06-24T13:11:02.071-04:002011-06-24T13:11:02.071-04:00Love it. I have an aquaintance (let's call her...Love it. I have an aquaintance (let's call her Dionne, because that's her real name. Screw her)who never fails to suggest, when a group of us are hanging out, that we hit up the closest restaurant she can find that closes within 20 minutes. Bitch, no. That's the fastest way to make new enemies of the poor wait staff that would have to serve us. I wonder how she would react if someone were to anonymously pass this blog on to her. I think I'll find out. :)AyBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056513594243222646noreply@blogger.com