tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post6867959807376673709..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Germs in a BowlThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-27121881702526961812012-08-03T16:01:11.078-04:002012-08-03T16:01:11.078-04:00Ohh God, BW, my boyfriend and I got in a serious a...Ohh God, BW, my boyfriend and I got in a serious argument last night over piss ans dirty pissy hands and then I just happen to read this blog today. We were at a park with our dog and he had to pee before we left. OK, whatever. We were in the car when he realized this and he couldn't be bothered to actually step away into the woods like a normal person pissing outdoors would do, oh no (don't worry, we live in the middle of nowhere in upstate NY, so nobody is going to be subjected to staring at his dick). He opens the car door and stands up and starts to piss. I swear to God this shit started happening in slow motion - as he is "shaking off" I see a drop off piss fly into the air and land right on the fucking door of the car. MY car. So naturally, I start losing my mind, yelling at him to clean up his piss, what the fuck was he thinking, etc. Doesn't this asshole just wipe the piss up with his BARE HAND and proceed to drive home with the pissy hand all over my steering wheel?! He's lucky I love him or I might have seriously injured his man parts. He tried giving me that "piss is sterile" bullshit, but I'm sorry, even the piss of someone I've been with for 15 years is disgusting. Thanks for listening, I thought I'd vent to someone who is as creeped out by germs and bodily fluids as I amKDognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87619977161773122752010-10-02T12:23:37.990-04:002010-10-02T12:23:37.990-04:00This is timely with flu season approaching. Server...This is timely with flu season approaching. Servers do you think about picking the menus up off a table and going straight to a terminal to ring in an order. Sharing all of the guest germs with each other. I do not work for the Clorox wipes people.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857959011594739037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-43406226617000327072010-10-02T10:51:16.315-04:002010-10-02T10:51:16.315-04:00Now I know why I don't do the bar scene any mo...Now I know why I don't do the bar scene any more. While not a germ freak here I totally agree with you.Just Plain Tiredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17370008595700891854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-18161448757839769192010-10-02T10:17:46.114-04:002010-10-02T10:17:46.114-04:00@Practical: u r right pee is sterile unless u have...@Practical: u r right pee is sterile unless u have a bladder infection/uti.<br />ok, i am sick to my stomach.. they don't wash the lemons? no more iced tea...omg...as far as those complimentary snacks- i hate double dippers! ewww.Kalei's Best Friendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12331539743751163269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-76421051987919719602010-10-02T07:56:29.815-04:002010-10-02T07:56:29.815-04:00I worked in a chinese restaurant that would take t...I worked in a chinese restaurant that would take the uneaten white rice from the tables and fry it and resell it to other patrons. We would sometimes pick cigarette butts and other shit out of it before they fried it!Jeffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88348380445896481502010-10-02T00:07:16.654-04:002010-10-02T00:07:16.654-04:00Yep, those "innocent" bowls of snacks at...Yep, those "innocent" bowls of snacks at the bar are the MOST disgusting things!! When I used to bartend, it always amazed me to see strangers sitting at the bar and all eating out of the same bowl. It still grosses me out thinking about it... YUCKtinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12983235978409512505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-62227829226975948432010-10-01T17:33:10.464-04:002010-10-01T17:33:10.464-04:00jeez louise...I won't be eating lemons, ketchu...jeez louise...I won't be eating lemons, ketchup or anything out that is unpackaged from now on, in fact I think I'm going to stay home and create my own germs...btw I wash & scrub my lemons & limes before dumping them in my vodka!suzybel56https://www.blogger.com/profile/09187755428009366198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79309012540052450452010-10-01T16:32:35.263-04:002010-10-01T16:32:35.263-04:00ever since Ive had kids I worry about germs and an...ever since Ive had kids I worry about germs and anything nasty. I have three tiny preemies with barely there immune systems so I sterlize the shit out of everything. I hate eating out with them because I know those places could care less if they follow the health code rules. They exist to just make a buck. <br /><br />same thing with big parties/ bday parties etc at friends houses. Everyone is reching into the same bowl of chips after sneezing, coughing, picking there noses/ears, going to the bathroom not washing there hands or if they do wash there hands they still have to touch the door knob to get out of the bathroom and you know damn well a non washed poopypissed hand has touched that door knob.- Yea yum, I usually use the excuse Im on a diet- thats why I wont eat your germy food. <br /><br />http://skyfeathers.blogspot.comMama https://www.blogger.com/profile/14723343793369870741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-22808039978558528852010-10-01T15:38:38.612-04:002010-10-01T15:38:38.612-04:00This is so true. I never eat pickles either when s...This is so true. I never eat pickles either when served with my meal. I never ask for lemon or limes or anything that is just lying around waiting to be grabbed by grubby hands that haven't been washed in weeks. Hell No! Even though I avoid all of that I am sure I have fallen victim to my food falling on the floor and the wait staff picking up really quick putting it back on my plate making it look presentable again and served to me. Movies like Road trip and waiting just back up why I don't eat certain things when I go out to eat. Either way they still get my money and I still dine out. I just want to add that the word I have to type in to post this comment is "Peamat" I know its not <i> peemat </i> either way it still made me laugh.Necromancy:The Art Of Livinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07075478204564920387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-34482837561163349992010-10-01T15:00:28.723-04:002010-10-01T15:00:28.723-04:00At a sort of famous restaurant in these parts, a g...At a sort of famous restaurant in these parts, a guy told me he dropped the gallon can of catsup in front of the men's bathroom door, the one for employees. The owner told him to take a spatula and scoop it back into the can and then refill the catsup bottles. Before this was related to me, I feared catsup bottle. I worked in a place where they were refilled nightly, but washed about every six months. I demand a fresh bottle of catsup so I can pop the seal when I twist it open or the little packs. Yes, I will tip more for a new bottle of catsup. <br /><br />By the way, pee is sterile--no germs. I don't know about a penis. I suspect penises are not sterile.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-90634099933311565892010-10-01T14:58:41.503-04:002010-10-01T14:58:41.503-04:00I am going to stay anon for this one, for obvious ...I am going to stay anon for this one, for obvious reasons:<br /><br />Every single restaurant I've ever worked at [Every. Single. One.] has made me sick, looking at the number of people working there who do things that we all pray don't happen with our own food.<br /><br />My own rule of thumb? If it's free, don't touch it. Basket of bread sticks? Recycled after the last table didn't eat them. Even if Little Johnny played with them, licked them, stuck them in his ear. How are the servers to know which ones were touched? But do we throw them out? Not if a manager is looking.<br /><br />Pile of rolls brought out hot & fresh? No one bothers with tongs, bc it "saves time." <br /><br />Salad with shredded cheese, tomato, and bacon? Sprinkled with the same ear digging fingers your server used on the last booger salad.<br /><br />Bon appetit is right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88294134079669353302010-10-01T14:55:54.078-04:002010-10-01T14:55:54.078-04:00You just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...You just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks.Lolamousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12508347229501155001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-53596000554227032602010-10-01T14:33:45.072-04:002010-10-01T14:33:45.072-04:00Ugh... those snacks on bars are no good. Lots of ...Ugh... those snacks on bars are no good. Lots of tiny little particles of poop along with your Chex Mix. <br /><br />No thanks.<br /><br />SD<br />http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/Jon Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248634465295846651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-65478177740083246822010-10-01T14:25:12.330-04:002010-10-01T14:25:12.330-04:00Germs schmerms. What doesn't kill you will on...Germs schmerms. What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.<br /><br />Yes, I am that mom who pops the binky from the floor into my own mouth to "clean" it before giving it back to my kiddo.<br /><br />Feel free to make fun of me now.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.com