tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post8808658443844581583..comments2024-03-28T05:13:56.146-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: One Cheap BitchThe Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-58868369045606645272015-11-17T04:12:49.862-05:002015-11-17T04:12:49.862-05:00I would always explain back that five dollar beers... I would always explain back that five dollar beers cost 1.50 at the beer store soooooooooo <a href="http://debenhamsdiscountcodes.com/" rel="nofollow">Debenhams Discount Code</a>dmnarayanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01669179510218314476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-87447258040653669462012-02-29T20:27:39.815-05:002012-02-29T20:27:39.815-05:00People who pull shit like this, don't get invi...People who pull shit like this, don't get invited to the next event. Problem solved!JimLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08896536635355164828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6892085609015294682012-02-29T19:29:42.891-05:002012-02-29T19:29:42.891-05:00"Like maybe she'll get a hell of a paper ..."Like maybe she'll get a hell of a paper cut from her buy one get one free coupon for generic tampons."<br /><br />Ouch. My vagina just quivered. Betcha never thought you'd have that effect on a girl, eh?Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777298621169810355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-45879436924585228922012-02-29T14:33:27.448-05:002012-02-29T14:33:27.448-05:00My fave from waitering days of mine is when the pe...My fave from waitering days of mine is when the person will have a bill of say five dollars for a beer and will stiff you with the explanation that they are on a fixed income. I would always explain back that five dollar beers cost 1.50 at the beer store soooooooooo.World Famous Dan Shieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002044468615862208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-88852757807237567132012-02-29T14:03:57.045-05:002012-02-29T14:03:57.045-05:00Ooy, que ascerosa!Ooy, que ascerosa!Aquarilihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05897466207829356094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-37974973337759840682012-02-29T13:24:28.449-05:002012-02-29T13:24:28.449-05:00Just waiting for the story next time you end up wi...Just waiting for the story next time you end up with her in the group.<br /><br />I know waiters complain, but another reason for separate checks.JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-73940879666213215032012-02-29T13:07:24.142-05:002012-02-29T13:07:24.142-05:00Listen, I'm not exactly poor, but I've bee...Listen, I'm not exactly poor, but I've been broke. Maybe I paid rent, utilities, got an oil change, my hair done, blah blah blah and I'm just out of money for the month. It happens. If I agree to go out for a birthday drink or somthing of the sort, I think to myself something like this.<br /><br />"Mmmm. I'd sure like a margarita. Oh, it's $9? Shit, that's all I have. Okay, what's on happy hour? How much does a beer cost? I sure love this Belgian / imported / high-alcohol content beer, but it's $7. that leaves only $1 for tax and tip. Okay, Sam Addams draft is $4? Perfect. That's what I'll have."Sardininoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-78201113145931838842012-02-29T09:18:07.252-05:002012-02-29T09:18:07.252-05:00When I go out with my group of friends (very VERY ...When I go out with my group of friends (very VERY infrequently because I'm a shut-in most of the time) to fill my quarterly quota of social interaction our one cheap friend always comes along and she always pulls some shit. <br />Her tactic involves snatching the bill up first and looking up her stuff and then pretending that she needs a minute to do the math before she passes it around the table so that it comes all the way around to her again and she's the last to pay. She will then count what everyone else has already put in (including what they put in for tips) and then seeing that it's covered the cost of the bill plus a bit extra will then put in five bucks or something like that.<br />Basically she steals the waiter's tips to pay for her own meal.<br /><br />It's gotten to the point where I have to be 'bill nazi' and loudly double-check everyone's totals and what they're leaving, and make sure that our cheap bitch goes FIRST.Confessions from the Hairdresserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02842312509726571631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-30988839821480574202012-02-29T03:30:57.663-05:002012-02-29T03:30:57.663-05:00I experience this kind of thing when I eat out wit...I experience this kind of thing when I eat out with friends, which can be worse, in my opinion, because how the hell do you tell a friend he/she is being cheap? It's far easier to be a little firm and honest with someone who is practically a stranger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-43220799943168085712012-02-28T23:43:48.468-05:002012-02-28T23:43:48.468-05:00Wonder why she & birthday girl are even friend...Wonder why she & birthday girl are even friends.<br /><br />Today I had lunch with coworkers to buy boss a birthday lunch. Plus bosses husband. We also "chipped in" to send boss flowers this weekend. I bought the flowers. They were $70. Four of us were participating. <br /><br />So when the bill comes for lunch they all look at me as if I am going to spend ANOTHER $40 on this woman who I don't even like that much. So far I have spent more on HER birthday than on my son's -- he will be 7 on Saturday.<br /><br />BTW - I am NOT drunk commenting. Even though it reads exactly as if I am.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-8057106398282621082012-02-28T22:20:43.262-05:002012-02-28T22:20:43.262-05:00Hilarious post.
I'm the person who wants to f...Hilarious post.<br /><br />I'm the person who wants to figure out to the penny what everyone owes.<br /><br />Of course in addition to the the cheap person, there will always be another sort of diner at the table...the person who thinks that we should all pay a little extra and keep quiet about the drama.Fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08121617041725938338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-73045559068884495692012-02-28T21:07:09.460-05:002012-02-28T21:07:09.460-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.ChiTown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240876368610100419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-28104310034263184942012-02-28T21:01:29.426-05:002012-02-28T21:01:29.426-05:00God I love you!!!! So glad I saw you on Dr. Phil &...God I love you!!!! So glad I saw you on Dr. Phil & have been reading & laughing ever since. Glad I don't have to work in the service industry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-9431890208789532782012-02-28T19:15:30.342-05:002012-02-28T19:15:30.342-05:00slicing fee? is this common? its new to me.
and i ...slicing fee? is this common? its new to me.<br />and i rarely go out to drink,,becaue i cant afford it. simple answer. cant afford,dont go.mbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-79738795305988451642012-02-28T18:18:10.194-05:002012-02-28T18:18:10.194-05:00ummmmm.... if you're THAT effin broke, STAY HO...ummmmm.... if you're THAT effin broke, STAY HOME!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-73727029545963332242012-02-28T18:17:32.194-05:002012-02-28T18:17:32.194-05:00What a cow! Stay home if you can't afford to p...What a cow! Stay home if you can't afford to pay your way. I had a coworker (waiter) who stuck us with most of his tab every time we went out after work. He and his fat girlfriend would eat 4 or 5 plates of food, drink shots of Grand Marnier, consume numerous top shelf drinks, and leave two twenties on the table before running out.Their portion of the bill was usually around $100. I'd end up paying $40 for 2 margaritas. Needless to say, we began paying by the round. They stopped hanging out with us when there was no way to stick us with their portion of the tab.Estrellitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776026512104552115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-40274515947805902872012-02-28T18:01:53.970-05:002012-02-28T18:01:53.970-05:00I'd love a link to her Facebook...I'd love a link to her Facebook...Mark Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80550556891221967922012-02-28T18:00:04.373-05:002012-02-28T18:00:04.373-05:00Ugh. I've never met the broad and I want to pu...Ugh. I've never met the broad and I want to punch her in the ovaries (promptly after which I will, also, consider her "dead"). I have money problems as much as the next guy or gal, which is precisely why I don't land my broke ass in those situations to begin with. Sporting an attitude to boot? *more groaning* <br /><br />Sounds like birthday girl had a good time and the waiter was a Doll! <br /><br />The perfect ending? A front row seat & a bucket of popcorn for when karma knocks on the door of aforementioned "dead" witch!Ninja Kitty Extraordinairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417681179701012714noreply@blogger.com