tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post9208610420026053691..comments2024-03-28T08:25:27.638-04:00Comments on the bitchy waiter: Where's The Beef?The Bitchy Waiterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04416218015992830876noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-80825502636817642672012-12-11T22:32:15.671-05:002012-12-11T22:32:15.671-05:00I'm a little behind on your posts and playing ...I'm a little behind on your posts and playing catch up. Great blog! Gotta share the guy who ordered a burger at the restaurant where I serve. I asked "would you like cheese on that sir?" He said yes. I asked "would you prefer cheddar, jack, Swiss or blue cheese". He looked at me like I'd just landed my space craft in the dining room. "You don't have 'Merican cheese?" Me, "no sir we don't", to which he replied "never mind then, I don want no cheese" lol<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-23053819779344169862011-12-04T13:35:11.266-05:002011-12-04T13:35:11.266-05:00I like my hamburger from a cow, any cow, with mayo...I like my hamburger from a cow, any cow, with mayo, ketchup, dill pickles and cheese and a sesame seed bun. I also love McDonald's Quarter Pounders, & A & W Teen Burgers.suzybel56https://www.blogger.com/profile/09187755428009366198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-72642686390226465852011-12-01T11:26:12.194-05:002011-12-01T11:26:12.194-05:00You are my hero! I have people that come in and as...You are my hero! I have people that come in and ask the absolute stupidest questions I have ever heard in my life or have heard 100 times that day and I have to smile and act like they are a genius in the hopes of a tip. One day when I grow up I hope to be like you and tell them exactly what I am thinking. Maybe one the last day of the job...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-62887845294675754102011-11-30T17:11:45.824-05:002011-11-30T17:11:45.824-05:00Medium, Swiss cheese, sauteed onions & mushroo...Medium, Swiss cheese, sauteed onions & mushrooms. That makes my mouth sing!sadinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-16925312794389644602011-11-29T16:03:19.191-05:002011-11-29T16:03:19.191-05:00My burger? Cheese, Miracle Whip, lettuce, tomato. ...My burger? Cheese, Miracle Whip, lettuce, tomato. If onions are cooked, I will take those, too. <br /><br />Or, just Miracle Whip.<br /><br />Or, catsup and mustard.<br /><br />I am really irritated if I get a pickle or get catsup and mustard on my tomato.<br /><br />Gag. I am so glad I am not a food server. People would make me crazy.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-28723046049822493962011-11-29T14:36:43.666-05:002011-11-29T14:36:43.666-05:00I am a vegetarian so I don't eat burgers, and ...I am a vegetarian so I don't eat burgers, and even before I was a vegetarian I didn't eat pork or beef, I only ate poultry.<br /><br />But I did want to add that boca burgers are gross. (not just boca burgers, but any brand of veggie burgers, really). I know a lot of vegetarians love them, and I have tried many different kinds prepared many different ways, but it's just yuck! I never understood vegetarians eating all that mock meat, if I don't want to eat meat, why would I want to eat something that is supposed to look and taste like meat?<br /><br />Anyways, loved this post. I hate when people ask a million different questions and order it anyways! If you were gonna order it regardless, then spare me all the time it takes to find out the answers to your ridiculous questions.<br /><br />Or when someone asks a bunch of questions about bar drinks, and specials, and different beers you have, then orders a bud light. I mean come on!!! When someone asks me what beers we have, I say, what beer do you want and I will tell you if we have that, because I am not naming them all, and there is a beer menu right on the table next to you!!!<br /><br />Sorry for the long comment/rant, but it had to be said!Sarahhttp://www.facebook.com/snganynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-60513722517295274372011-11-28T21:43:18.625-05:002011-11-28T21:43:18.625-05:00I love hamburgers. They are especially delicious ...I love hamburgers. They are especially delicious with fries. Steak fries if you got 'em. <br /><br />That has NOTHING to do with the fact that despite over a year of exercising like Jillian Fucking Michaels, I am only down to a size 18.<br /><br />Also, McDonalds? Love it. A number 2 with a chocolate shake please. yes I know it costs extra. Yum.<br /><br />And Jillian Michaels can suck my thumb.Mary A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02662061273721145591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-91196662530067261772011-11-28T21:42:19.436-05:002011-11-28T21:42:19.436-05:00mmm. mayo & tomato & cheese. never lettu...mmm. mayo & tomato & cheese. never lettuce. sometimes mushroom & swiss. and i hate being asked "how would you like that cooked?" with a burger. with a steak, yes. with a burger... i mean, if HARDEE's knows how i want my burger cooked w/o asking... <br /><br />anywhoo! great posting!CarrieMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08748959131382797114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-54669699454865795842011-11-28T21:04:56.771-05:002011-11-28T21:04:56.771-05:00I like my burger done FAST and without mustard. M...I like my burger done FAST and without mustard. Mustard is icky. Really really icky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-67952012080501510752011-11-28T19:46:11.848-05:002011-11-28T19:46:11.848-05:00I eat grass fed beef because it tastes better. And...I eat grass fed beef because it tastes better. And I have to be careful there aren't any added hormones for health reasons... And because of this I grill my own burgers and do not eat them out. Problem solved.Jasminehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04040882375218261683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-3174371331663766812011-11-28T19:07:14.249-05:002011-11-28T19:07:14.249-05:00Hell, I'm not picky. If I eat it and it doesn&...Hell, I'm not picky. If I eat it and it doesn't give me the shits later, it was a good burger! I personally like my burger with everything. All the veg, mayo, ketchup, and if I look like a two year old (covered in food) while I eat it, then all the better!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11414900130257200769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-6744391230274743742011-11-28T18:32:12.882-05:002011-11-28T18:32:12.882-05:00I like my Kobe burgers, but only if:
The pampered...I like my Kobe burgers, but only if:<br /><br />The pampered cows are massaged by Bitchy Waiter and given glacier water to drink<br /><br />The fromage is derived from grass fed cows whose teats are drained by only Bitchy Waiter<br /><br />This cheese must be hickory smoked from that special hickory tree in the center of the magic forest just south of Oz.Joannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13346430144899410395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-50652475013376111742011-11-28T14:09:37.706-05:002011-11-28T14:09:37.706-05:00sending to all my restaurant clients...on second t...sending to all my restaurant clients...on second thought, if I do that, they'll recognize my photo, learn my moniker and start reading my blog. then they'll know how I really feel about things and...we can't have THAT.California Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12582691517303132274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-10122017451787249372011-11-28T12:57:34.958-05:002011-11-28T12:57:34.958-05:00Sometimes I think people do that because they thin...Sometimes I think people do that because they think it makes them look cool, so the answers do not change their order. I don't even think they know what answer they're looking for.<br /><br />That said, if a menu doesn't specify farm-raised or wild salmon (or a hint, like "atlantic"), I usually assume it's farm raised. Occasionally, though, if the dish looks really good, I ask. But have a backup order ready.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02319810567723643844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-706867684354336699.post-69882431670301229562011-11-28T11:17:24.617-05:002011-11-28T11:17:24.617-05:00Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap! Well done BW, well done....Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap! Well done BW, well done. Oh! That was my burger order please with organic onions, bison bacon, Texas tomatoes (grown only in eastern TX)loose leaf red and green and bronze lettuce but it has to go in order of darkest color to lightest and has to be on the bottom of the freshly baked non-gleuten bun that is no more than 2" thick, Goat cheese that is no more than 3 months old and I want a tofu topper from Whole Foods that has been sauteed in peanut oil. I also want freshly dug (from New England, prferably Maine) oven fried sweet potato fries. Hahahahaha geesh, I'd even kick my own tush and bitch slap me if I ever rendered an order like this. Still, I imagine you have dealt with orders far more ridiculous than this. LOVE your blog and adored seeing you on TV.MassMarvelnoreply@blogger.com