Wednesday, June 23, 2010

It's The Day of the Show, Y'all

Believe it or not, I have other talents that do not involve taking food orders and carrying trays. I am currently in a play and tonight is opening night. So instead of slinging hash and rolling my eyes at ho bags who want slices of lemon, tonight I will be on a stage singing and dancing for my paycheck. Shocking though it may be, I will not be waiting tables for a few weeks. Rest assured that I can continue bitching about my job even when I am not actually at the job. Yes, I am that good at bitching. Now you know why a couple of days have passed without writing. I am in a quaint little beach town in Delaware with lots of restaurants and therefore lots of waiters and therefore plenty for me to observe and write about. But for now, I am off to the theater. (Imagine that being said by a grand old dame of acting and it's pronounced the-a-tah.)

love,
The Bitchy Waiter

p.s. I would tell you what show I am in, but then Anonymous might show up and pelt my ass with rotten eggs.

p.p.s. Bonus points to anyone who can name the movie that this title is quoted from.
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22 comments:

  1. NikkiJune 23, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Waiting for Guffman. Duh.

    "I'll always have a place at the DQ."

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  2. Kalei's Best FriendJune 23, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    awww sheesh!, someone got it already! lol

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  3. AnonymousJune 23, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Oh, Corky! We love you!

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  4. AnonymousJune 23, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Awww good luck in the show! :-D

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  5. Mary A.June 23, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    I'm gonna go home and BITE MY PILLOW!

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  6. kirsten annekeJune 23, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Teacher's PET! I wanna be Teacher's Priiiiiiide!

    Break a leg!

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  7. MaryamJune 23, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Good luck for the play!

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  8. Queen of the RantJune 23, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Break a leg,
    ps. I have never seen that movie any good? I am always looking for a great movie to watch

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  9. DondaJune 23, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Good luck on your performance. Break an egg!!!

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  10. West Coast Beach WifeJune 23, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Merde!! (in a good way!)

    I wait for the day "The Bitchy Waiter, The Musical" hits the stage.

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  11. CaliSunshineJune 23, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    The day "The Bitchy Waiter, The Musical" is out I will be in one of three places: The front row, Singing and dancing my heart out on stage, or in heaven (...maybe :P) . You should come check out my blog sometime. My newest topic is me bitching about fat old men that travel to foreign countries... and what happens there (no, not prostitution...come check it out!)
    xoxo,
    CaliSunshine

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  12. MelanieJune 23, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Congrats on opening night and break a leg! I have only done community theater but I know those jitters... you'll be great. Just breathe, we'll be here awaiting a fresh batch o'bitching when you return!

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  13. The EmpressJune 23, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    You have been missed over the last two days Bitchy Waiter but so glad to hear about the play. Good luck with the show!

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  14. Elise LucieJune 23, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Beware of Anonymus. He might find you still, despite your cautiousness :S

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  15. Amanda PandaJune 23, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    these past couple of days you have been missed. Congrats on your play and I wish you the best of luck!! Can't wait to hear about it!!

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  16. WillowJune 24, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    While I knew that waiting tables is an act of theatre,I did not realize that your ambitions tended in this direction from your previous posts..and I stalked ya..haha...swear though,I tip good!Did my time ...hope it works out for you and cannot wait to hear for the muti-faceted sarcasm that results....you will be able to pinpoint a customers shame from stage...Best of luck,break the proverbial leg,and PLEASE do not lose that wonderful sarcastic sense of humour

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  17. JaneJune 24, 2010 at 6:02 AM

    Break a leg!

    Jane

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  18. CaliSunshineJune 24, 2010 at 6:54 AM

    soooooo, how'd you do?!!!! fabulous right?! omg your debut! haha im so excited for you and I cant wait to ear about the show!
    you should come check out my blog sometime. If you could leave a comment or "follow me" (please dont follow me home and kill me with a bitchy "glare smile" that all good waitors have perfected) that would be FABULOUS (like your singing talents).
    xoxo,
    CaliSunshine

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  19. RebeccaJune 24, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Waiting for guffman :)

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  20. TajaJune 25, 2010 at 8:54 AM

    Dear Bitchy Waiter:
    I think I'm in love with you. Your bitchiness just may have inspired me to write my own bitchy receptionist blog. I work in a medical facility and from the sounds of it you and I somehow share the same customers. Anyhoo, two thumbs up for being so rad.

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  21. Renée T. HabashyJune 28, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    "I'll take a small coke and an ingenue to go."

    Best. Movie. Evah.

    Love your blog, btw. :)

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