I have moved From now on, all new posts will be at The Bitchy Waiter at the new address. Please change your bookmarks and please...

You know I love an opportunity to reach out to the readers and respond to comments. It fills my heart with pride to know that people take...

You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...

At the restaurant I work in, we do not take reservations. No matter how whiny and petulant a guest will get, we still won't do it. ...

Today is the second day that the Supreme Court is hearing arguments about Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act . I won't go ...

Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be sli...

I am disgusting. My face is disgusting. I feel disgusted because my face is covered with liquid gunk that spewed forth from the dish rack wh...

A few days ago, I posted a picture on the Bitchy Waiter Facebook page that was making fun of those customers who tell us they are ready to...

I did it. I went through training with a 22 year-old and survived even though she was about the same age as the underwear I had one. You...

I don't know if you know this or not, but I have been waiting tables for a really long time. The first order I ever took, I remember tha...

We need to come with a name for that amount of time that passes from when you ask your server for mayonnaise for your burger and the time th...

It is a slow night at work. Well, from 7:00 until about 9:00, it is rockin'. There are two of us on the floor and we are weaving amongst...