Showing posts with label Merry Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Merry Christmas. Show all posts

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!



















Merry Christmas to you all and to those of you who are not observing this fine holiday, Happy Sunday to you! Hopefully most of you are not at work today. I have the day off since both restaurants I work at have owners with enough common sense to close on Christmas. They know that most people won't go out to eat today and every single employee that would be at work today would have a serious case of bitch.

If you are at work, I hope you have manged to hide some spiked egg nog in a coffee cup over there by the bread station where the manger never goes. Or up on that top shelf where you keep the extra coffee. Or in the cabinet where all the to-go stuff is. You know where I'm talking about.

Enjoy your day, everyone! Merry Christmas and thanks for popping by the blog today. Now get off the interwebs and go back to being annoyed by your families...

love,
BW

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas from The Bitchy Waiter

It's Christmas day and you don't have anything better to do than to be reading this lame ass posting that I am pulling out if my ass? Go have yourself another mimosa and a second piece of pecan pie immediately. And if you are looking for something a little bitchy for Christmas, might I suggest you go watch this video of a horrible Mrs. Claus? I think it exemplifies Christmas from The Bitchy Waiter point of view.

Merry Christmas!





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