A national debate is rearing its ugly head amongst us and I must confront it. It seems that some people need to know if there are times whe...

There is a new hero in my life and it is a restaurant in North Carolina. I have never set foot in the state before, but I am ready to pack ...

I may have mentioned before that I have had a lot of restaurant jobs and therefore I have quit a lot of restaurant jobs. Every once in a w...

So I have not had to work for a couple of days and have been trying to get caught up on all the important things in life that must be taken ...

It's been a while since I had a real bitch in my station that made me need to vomit out my feelings about her, but last night she slid i...

As servers, we have all been touched, grabbed, groped and fondled. It happened to me the other night when a lady grabbed my elbow as I bree...

So I don't know about you, but I don't give a flying fuck about the sex life of Tiger Woods. All I know is that I was at the gym to...

So a few days have passed since I last wrote because I do have a life and it doesn't revolve around writing for this blog. Okay, kiddi...

I believe that it's apparent that I have had a lot of jobs in the course of my life. For me to move on from one job to the next wonderf...

As I was walking past Radio City Music Hall recently, I began to reminisce about my days at the good ol' crappy ass Houlihan's which...

When we start a new job, we always find ourselves full of uncertainty and nerves. We worry about whether or not people will like us and wil...

There is a fucking blizzard going on outside my apartment right now and people across the eastern seaboard are celebrating the wonder that i...

There is a hierarchy in the world of waiting tables. The longer you are at a place, the higher up the proverbial totem pole you go. As wit...

We all know that I can't stand stupid ass people in my station. I just don't deal well with stupidity and that ain't easy beca...

It's the weekend. Those two glorious days where we don't have to go to work and all we do is sleep late and have brunch and go to p...

Someone posted something the other day (shout out to Rebecca) that made me remember an event that happened years ago. She was mentioning th...

I am on a blessedly wonderful reprieve from carrying trays of food and drinks to disgruntled customers because I found another job for a wee...

Wanna know how to get the attention of your server? There are a lot of ways to do it and I want to make sure that people know the right way...

I get a lot of comments and flack from people who question my bitchy ways and ask me why I keep this job if it's so fucking miserable an...

Have you ever had a table ask for a mug of hot water and then when you bring it to them, they use it to sterilize their forks and knives bec...

So someone sent me this news article a while back and it really got my panties in a twist. As if I ever wear panties. Apparently, a Pizza ...

Toll the bells and alert the news media, because the first true bitch of 2010 has made her presence known. Climb the highest mountaintop an...

Okay, okay, I promise this is my last post about what I ate while in Texas, but whenever I eat out at a restaurant, I seem to notice everyth...

My obligatory vacation (A.K.A obli-cation) is still on my mind and since all I did while there was eat out, why not write some more about it...

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It's been about a million fucking years since my last confession, but while I was in Texas I did ...