the bitchy waiter
Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The Hospitality Job Hunt Resumes

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I am on the prowl for a new job. Catering season is upon us and I want a piece of that pie so I have been submitting my resume to catering ...
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Did AT&T Just Insult Me?

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There is a television commercial out there that pretty much just confirms what we all know already: waiting tables sucks ass. It's an a...
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Monday, September 6, 2010

Happy Labor Day

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It's Labor Day! A day that we honor our country's work force and who has to go to work today? Service industry folks like us server...
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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Jet Blue Guy is Fired

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Sad news for Steven Slater, the waitress of the sky. He has been officially fired from Jet Blue. The horror of firing someone on Labor Day ...
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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Food, Glorious Food

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Two things have caught my eye in the last twelve hours and both of them involve Americans eating ridiculous amounts of food. Have we gotten...
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Friday, September 3, 2010

Superstar in My Station

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So I waited on someone famous the other day. Not like superstar paparazzi lovin' mega Hollywood star kinda famous, but a notable Broadwa...
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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Dear Bitchy Waiter

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Dear Bitchy Waiter, I saw your comment about overpriced dishes at various NYC restaurants and how you'd like to work at one (because of...
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

A Comment on Comments

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What is it with people who leave these nasty ass comments as Anonymous? Very rarely does someone leave a comment that is less than kind and ...
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dancing With The Bitchy Waiter

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I can't write today because I picked up this really odd job for three days where I will be selling really expensive jewelry at a convent...
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Sweet Baby Jesus. The Cake.

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When I go out to dinner and sit on the other side of the menu, I am hyper aware of the service that is given to me. A few days ago I went to...
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Monday, August 30, 2010

Just In Case You Couldn't Remember How I Feel About Kids

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I am taking my lazy ass to the beach today, so please enjoy this (tired from like 18 months ago old shitty) post while I am squeezing out th...
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Sunday, August 29, 2010

A Wonderful Day for a Picnic

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Yesterday in New york City was absolutely beautiful. Central Park was teeming with people, Coney Island had hordes of sun worshippers and th...
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

New News in the Old Court

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In an effort to make this blog more than just me bitching and bitching about the bitches and the bitchy ass things they do, I thought I woul...
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Friday, August 27, 2010

Excuse Me, Waiter? There's a Condom in My Soup

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Has anyone else read about the lawsuit where the guy sued the restaurant because he found a condom in his soup? I wrote once about a table ...
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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bacon: the Good Part of the Other White Meat

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While reading all the comments to the infamous vegetarian post it brought to mind another incident that happened at Pizzeria Uno once and it...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

My Job Stinks

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You know that smell we all have after a long day at the job? It's a smell that anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant is intimately ...
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Bitchy Waiter Food Necklaces

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As you know, I write. I also act. I serve food. I paint. A regular Renaissance Bitch, is what I am. The Bitchy Waiter now has an Etsy page ...
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Snooki Makes Way More Money Than We Do

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It seemed like I had a lot of money when I looked at the pile of bills on my dresser. Everyday, my tips get put into a little stack, minus t...
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Monday, August 23, 2010

The Seasons Turn

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Today in New York City there is a definite feeling of fall floating in the air. The gray skies and drizzle accompanied with the cooler tempe...
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Dear Bitchy Waiter

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Dear Bitchy Waiter, Have you ever had a bus person or server steal your tips? What should I do? Signed, Anonymous Dear Anonymous, First, l...
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Saturday, August 21, 2010

I ♥ Veggies

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I climbed into my bed of lettuce last night, wrapped myself in swaddling clothes made out of cabbage leaves and prepared to see how my last ...
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Friday, August 20, 2010

Vegetarians Confuse Me

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I don't get vegans. At all. I mean I understand what they are, I just can't comprehend how they actually want to be one. Maybe its b...
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

I Am Not an Animal, Part Two

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I am not an animal. I may not be Brad Pitt, but I am not an animal. (If you have not seen me before, then I am in fact a dead ringer for B...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Frazzled But Happy Stay at Home Mom

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Oh dear readers, maybe you read my last posts here or here , but I have just been so busy lately that there simply has not been time to wri...
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

A Response to "Foreigners Don't Tip"

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When I wrote about how many times foreigners don't tip , I expected plenty of response from other waiters who were like, "no shit, ...
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