I am certainly not one to judge anyone for trying to get some publicity. I mean, this is the guy who puts a Bitchy Waiter sticker in every r...

I almost committed murder last night. Or manslaughter. Assault maybe? What would the charge be if I violently attacked a man with a ladle be...

Once upon a time, I went to work and had the cheapest ass bitches in all the land sit in my station. Hos from far and wide wanted to grace m...

Isn't it funny how one tiny happening can immediately send your brain to something entirely different? Do you know what I mean? A scent ...

In honor of Ann B. Davis' 85th birthday, how can I not post about The Brady Bunch ? Alice Nelson is the wind beneath my wings. She is th...

So I had some spare time and decided to make a video of Paula Deen doing what she does best. I hope you like it and share it. Tweet Click h...

For the last few days I have been living high on the hog and eatin' out fancy style. A few nights ago, I traveled out to Brooklyn to ea...

I decided to make a list (in bullet form since I learned the HTML code for it. Fancy, ain't it?) of all the things I hate to hear comin...

Yesterday at work, I thought I poisoned someone. For a brief second it seemed as if I was going to have to use my years of watching St. Else...

And by "baby needs a new pair of shoes" I mean "Bitchy Waiter needs some margaritas." Cinco de Mayo is only one week aw...

It's been said hundreds of times before but I guess it needs to be said once again. If you don't have enough money to leave a tip wh...

Forgive me if this post is not about waiting tables, but I must respond to a comment left on this post about Chick-Fil-A . The post was basi...

I served brunch on Sunday. It has been quite some time since I have had the pleasure of carrying mimosas and eggs benedict, but on Sunday I ...

I am taking the day off from blogging so I can work my first brunch in about six years. And it's Easter brunch. I would ask God to have ...

Every so often, the stars align in such a way that allows me to have a perfect storm of fun at work. It is rare indeed that I can write the ...

What a busy day today is for not only is it Good Friday, it also Earth Day. So as you head over to the recycling center in an effort to appr...

There is a vicious Internet rumor going around that the days of waiters and waitresses are numbered. We could be as extinct as the dinosaur ...

I can admit when I am wrong. Over time, it has become clear that the world is a better place when people just own up to their mistakes. For ...

This is what showed up in my inbox this week so I will take a moment to answer this in all seriousness. I think this email deserves a real ...

Although it is not certain, I think I was verbally assaulted by a racist last night. One of my regulars who we all know at work as pretty mu...

The thing with babies is that you can't ever leave them alone, even when you want to. Again, I don't have kids, but that's what ...