A few days ago, I approached a table to get their drink order. The man at the table looked pained when I asked him what beverage I could bri...

I am having a contest on The Bitchy Waiter facebook page . I think it will be fun and exciting and most importantly, it will give me a chanc...

Ah, shift meal: how do I love thee? You never know what you're going to get when you eat whatever the cooks feel like making. But we eat...

It's hot outside. Really. Hot. Now I know some people live in Arizona or Texas where you can fry eggs on the sidewalk, but here in New Y...

You know when Dorothy says to Toto, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" because she knows there is some fucked up shit...

Happy Fourth of July to everyone who lives in the United States! For those of you in other countries, it's Monday. Shitty for you. In ho...

You know what's really annoying about customers? I mean other than the fact that they are there in the first place. It would be so much...

Today is Polly Holiday's birthday, so I am reposting this. Kiss my grits, y'all! I am dedicating this post to my favorite televisi...

I have a love/hate relationship with Cracker Barrel. I love their cheesy hash browns but hate that they are a wee bit homophobic . As I have...

I serve at two different places. Both of them have candles on every table. One place has real candles that people constantly knock over send...

A 18 year-old waiter in Wisconsin saved a life this week when a customer started choking. He pulled the Heimlich maneuver out of his back po...

The post about separate checks really touched a nerve judging by all the comments. It seems that most servers don't mind doing them as ...

I am not perfect. ("No shit, Sherlock," says Anonymous and that guy from Tortilla Flats). Usually, I am calm under pressure. Chall...

Tuesday, March 15, 1977 Dear Diary, Tonight was so slow at work. I have got to get a new job. It's bad enough that no one ever comes i...

Same-sex marriage has become legal in New York State, making it the most populous state in the country to come to its fucking senses about ...

Dear Loser Who Comes Into the Restaurant and Stays Way Past Closing Time: None of us like you. I'm sorry you don't have any friend...

Of all the sights that have caught my eye, there's one I truly know that gives me frights and makes me cry: the dreaded camel toe. Why o...

What is it with foreigners and tipping? We all know that the tipping culture in the United States is vastly different than in Europe. I agre...

Today is Father's Day so I am taking the day off from writing to sit on the couch and drink beer while watching a game. I'm not rea...