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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Dear Anonymous,


I wanted to thank you for your comment on the last post regarding ice machines. Since you opted to submit your thoughts anonymously, I am forced to thank you publicly. For those who missed the keen insight of this dear reader, here is what Anonymous had to say:

Get a different job. Obviously you are to stupid to work in the Bar/Restaurant industry....Ice machines are loud cumbersome but oh so necessary machines. I suggest finding employment in an office where they give you a cubicle with all you need right there so you won't have to move your fat lazy ass! Oh, and bring your own ice water!!!

Dear sweet, addled Anonymous. Surely you must recognize sarcasm. You don't really expect that I want an ice machine to be suspended over a bar so that the ice can fall directly into the bin. Do you really think I want that and expect it to happen? You dear, dear, sweet person. If you are a regular reader of this blog, you would know that all of my writing is to be taken with a grain of salt and with tongue placed firmly in cheek.

One more thing you should know. You do not know the difference between the words "to" and "too" so I placed a link for you to check out after you read this. I think it will help you in the future when you want to put your two cents in.

Thanks for reading. And I am not fat. Lazy, yes. Fat, no.


This may help your spelling and grammar issues, Anonymous.

7 comments:

fan :) said...

bahahaha i love this, and i love you, bitchy waiter <3

HG Brit said...

LOVE. You are my favorite person on the internet. Anonymous can suck it.

Anonymous said...

lol, that's awesome!

Anonymous said...

This Anonymous loves your blog.
<3

Adelle said...

I love you, bitchy waiter. You are such a bitch.

purplegirl said...

I have to apologize, I suspect this troll found your blog through mine. He's been leaving me semi-literate comments for several months now. I don't know what waitress rejected him, but he's really got a hate on for servers.

(Might be a she, I don't know, but whatever.)

BB said...

bahaha I love how you guys call them "trolls". Is that a blogging term I'm unfamiliar with or just something that has caught on?

anyway, love that you so publicly responded!