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Monday, January 4, 2010

Don't Be a Hater


I have noticed something lately about some of the comments that people leave. Surprisingly, some people seem to think that I complain a lot. They think that all I do is sit at home and type on this blog and bitch and whine about my job; that my only source of satisfaction is spewing out this hate and filth about the lousy people that I serve. They may be right. In fact, they are completely right. Maybe they failed to notice what the name of this blog is? What I don't understand is why they keep coming back to the blog to read my latest posting and then write another comment about how much they dislike the blog. It is called The Bitchy Waiter. The name of it alone should alert someone if it is something they want to read or not. Take for instance our dear friend "Bambi." (The name has been changed to protect the bitchiness.) She has posted a few comments making one believe that she doesn't enjoy The Bitchy Waiter. What is confusing to me then is why she even bothered to come back after the first read. Perhaps it is the fact that this blog is like a fine wine that gets better as it ages. Or maybe it's like a big bag of crack that is completely addictive. Or is it similar to a train wreck where you know you shouldn't want to look but you do anyway because it's so fucking intriguing? Regardless, I welcome all readers. I hope that even the ones who find it too rude or offensive or poorly written (fact, that) will understand that for me it's just a real kick in the pants to write. And if they don't like it, then they can go fuck themselves. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Would you like fries or cole slaw?

13 comments:

Me said...

Haha I love your blog.. been reading it for awhile.

Naseem said...

I get a lot of nasty comments regarding what I write on my blog too.

Obviously some people think I am harsh on Pakistani men who rape and abuse women and think it's okay. Go figure.

I like your blog. Keep writing all the bitchy stuff!

LE7 said...

In fact, I think you're too nice. Not bitchy enough. Raise the bar!

Lauren said...

Hey BW - love your blog.

You need a place to vent because you work in a stressful industry. YOUR blog is a healthy way to do that. I love the way you convey your bitchy attitude in a very funny way. Don't listen to the haters.

Noelle said...

Bitch On!

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

If people don't like what you write they are not obligated to read it are they? Let alone comment. Like what for?? Keep expressing yourself the way you want. That is what we all are entitled to do.

dirtydisher said...

Bambi is a halfwit troll. The more popular you get, as people discover your witty writing and razor sharp humor, the more trolls you will get. They're "jellus." It's par for the course of all great blogs. Congrats to you, you have trolls!

JumpIt said...

I love me some bitchy waiter.

Ignore bambi; they're not worth the attention you're giving them :)

SkippyMom said...

I know I have quesitoned you once or twice on something, but I tried to do it politely - as I like your blog, a lot.

And to be honest? It is the trainwreck factor. Not that you are a trainwreck, far from it - just your take is so fun albiet harsh to be hysterical and I want to watch.

You say what everyone else wants to say.

[Gosh, I hope I am not Bambi, am I? No, I couldn't be. Right? But I am going back to read comments. I want to read her.]

Keep blogging - and I will keep my mouth [keystrokes] to myself. You are a great read. Heehee

Anonymous said...

Keep on venting my friend :) I love your
stories ! You have finesse in the way you
say shall remain nameless ( & then out the
perps by name ) roflmao!!! You rock bw !
Ita with you why keep coming back here Bambi
and kvetching over the rants idk maybe since
you are a deer then BW should tell you to go
BUCK OFF !!! - your friend in Canada :) Kiki

Jon said...

Awesome!

Anonymous said...

i thoroughly enjoy your blog and can't even fathom how you manage to keep a level head at work. i congratulate you on life.

antares said...

I Love your Blog!