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Friday, February 19, 2010

Enough of Tiger Woods

So I don't know about you, but I don't give a flying fuck about the sex life of Tiger Woods. All I know is that I was at the gym today about to do my cardio and The View was preempted so that this asshole could apologize on television. I have avoided reading anything about the whole scandal because I don't give a shit. Why does anyone other than his wife and mistresses care what he did? My one gripe is that apparently he took advantage of some sweet innocent cocktail servers over the years and they certainly deserve better. These girls are just hardworking hos trying to earn a buck and when Tiger Woods sat in their station they did what they had to do in order to get a big fat tip. And if they were lucky enough to get Tiger's tip, maybe they thought they were also entitled to Tiger's wood. I read about one waitress who was making $8.00 an hour and really believed that her and Tiger had an honest relationship. Okay, where is this delusional bitch working where she gets eight bucks an hour? I get $4.60 an hour and I feel jilted. Not only is she getting a decent hourly wage, she gets to taste the Tiger too. I call shenanigans!

Tiger has left a trail of scorned waitresses across the country. Their lives are in ruins and now all they can do is hope that Playboy will do a spread on Tiger's Tasty Treats and they can cash in. Or maybe they can each write a tell-all book about it so they don't have to sling hash and cocktails anymore. Either way, I just want to send a shout out to all those waitresses he slept with because they are the forgotten victims in this tragedy. Tiger lost an endorsement deal or two, but these girls lost their self respect, their honor and their privacy. Well except that one who was a porn star already so I guess she was okay with the no self respect thing. Hopefully these girls will move on from the scandal and aspire to greatness. And I am pretty sure that Hooters is hiring.


Dee said...

Like you, Darron... I don't give a flying fuck (whatever that is) about the Tiger's sex life. His fame is linked to his skill as a golfer, not his dalliances with women other than his wife. He doesn't own an apology to anyone but her. However, your statement... "he took advantage of some sweet innocent cocktail servers"... that statement doesn't fly with me. There is no way they didn't know they were spreading their legs for a married man. They made their choice and are, in my opinion, as culpable as he is and deserve whatever scandal (or heart break) that comes their way. If they truly thought there was a relationship in the making, then they're too stupid to be taking up valuable oxygen anyway. Instead of saying, "Hop on!" they could have (and should have) said, "Fuck off!"

And that, dear sweet Darron is just my humble opinion. ... Dee

HG Brit said...

Hooters is always hiring, but we only make $2.13 an hour.

teleburst said...

Those servers making $8 an hour probably worked in California, where servers must be paid the state minimum wage, which is $8/hr. But before you up and move to California, don't forget the insane cost of living in many markets there. In some places, the cheapest house you can buy runs about $250,000 (of course, buying a house nowadays is just about impossible unless you're loaded). I too make 2.13/hr, but I was able to buy a house for $50k around 8 years ago where I live. Even with inflation, if the credit market were normal, I could still get a $250,000 California bungalow for about $100k where I live. So, hourly isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's usually adjusted upward for areas where the cost of living is higher.

My problem with Tiger comes from the fact that he's known as a horrible tipper. Hopefully therapy will help with that.

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LGW said...

What Dee said.

Lauren said...

ITA! Enough.
I feel sorry for his wife and I'm glad she's not standing by him, even though, it was reported that they were working things out.

rebecca said...

i was @ beef o' brady's today @ lunch & EVERY tv had his "apology" on!i don't want to hear about it-but...what is he apologizing for?ppl have affairs everyday!i'm not saying it's right,but just because he's a so-called celebrity doesn't mean he needs to publicly apologize.he didn't hurt me.he should be out buying his wife a big-ass ring and apologizing to her!!!and BW...saying he took advantage of these girls-is like saying bill took advantage of monica!they knew what was up and all they saw was fame and $$$!
also for all of u making $2.13...u should really check with your state....your salary should go up every time minimum wage increases.i haven't made $2.13 in yrs...but in the "great" state of florida...we don't make $8 either...not even here in tourist-ville!

Anonymous said...

You have to express more your opinion to attract more readers, because just a video or plain text without any personal approach is not that valuable. But it is just form my point of view

Anonymous said...

I read about one waitress who was making $8.00 an hour and really believed that her and Tiger had an honest relationship

SHE and Tiger, not her. How the fuck does one have a college degree and mess this up every time? The rule is SIMPLE-- look it up.