It has been brought to my attention that CBS Sunday Morning is looking for waiter stories and you know my attention-whore ass wants to get a piece of that spotlight so I need your help. They have a Facebook page where you can submit suggestions so you can always go here and say, "Oooh, girl, you'd better call The Bitchy Waiter 'cause he has the best stories ever. And his hair is all curly and shit and would look great on the television." My plan of gripe for this proposed television appearance is to discuss the people who don't know what the hell a menu is for. You know how freakin' annoying it is when someone sits in your station and doesn't bother to open the menu and says, "Can I get some cheese sticks right away? I'm starving." We don't have cheese sticks, Bertha Mae Mae.
They also have an email address where you can drop them a line about someone you think would be good for the show. So you could always click this link and say something like, "My stars, have you heard about The Bitchy Waiter? Well, I do declare he would be just perfect for your segment on waiters and their pet peeves. He's such a nice young man too. Such a dear."
It seems like only yesterday that I was doing the Dr. Phil show and basking in the spotlight of mid to low level fame and I want more of it. I hope you can take a second out of your busy day of playing Farmville and reading D-Listed and either go to their Facebook page or email them on my behalf.
I thank you.
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