"As soon as I finish my phone call, play my Words With Friends turns, eat a handful of Goldfish, finish my wine and update my Twitter, I take her check to her."Do you need change?" I ask."Yes," she says all curt like I have inconvenienced her by asking her a simple little question."
If you really did all of that, you DESERVE A STIFF AND TO GET FIRED, SERIOUSLY WITH ALL OF THAT PLAYING ON THE JOB AND *****ASKING FOR YOUR TIP********!!
YOU NEVER ASK IF SOMEONE WANTS THEIR CHANGE LAZY!! YOU ARE VERY LAZY. Even a server admitted it that it was because of LAZINESS why servers ask this.
HOW ENTITLED ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY?
Okay. This crazy fucking bitch has high jacked many of my blog posts leaving insane comment after insane comment. On this post, Are Your Customers as Stupid As Mine Are, she left over 75 comments, many of them longer than the post itself. They clogged my inbox and irritated me and everyone else who saw them. As for the above comment, does she have no sense of humor? Does she not get it? It's a joke, lady. Over the years she has called me immoral, lazy, disgusting, evil, rude, entitled and many more names. Now it's my turn:
SPRINGS1, You are the crazy one. This is my blog and I can say what I want. I don't mind people leaving comments about how they disagree with me. I don't even mind when people call me names because I do that too. What I do mind is that your comments come in sometimes at 10 or 15 a day and I spend way too much time sifting through your crap to see if anyone else had something interesting to say. I know you are an attention seeking Ranch dressing loving crazy fucking bitch and you crave the responses. We all know that you have a Google alert set up so that any time someone types your name in the Internet, you can go and see what people had to say about your crazy ass. I don't get what your problem is. I don't understand you and I don't know how you find the time to write 500 word comments. Do you not have a job? Or maybe you do have a job and your pimp and your Johns don't mind you typing on your iPad while you get finger banged. You have annoyed me for the last time.
Over the years, I have let my comments be pretty open. I very rarely moderate them because I truly felt okay with people saying whatever they want to say. That has changed. As of this post, every comment will now need to be approved by me. That's right, Springs1, you can comment all you want and no one will ever see it on this blog because I will just delete that bullshit before it gets posted. Sorry that your Google alert has sent you to a dead end where you can gain no attention. Find someone else to bother. And just in case you didn't get what I was saying, Springs1, let me type this in a way that you will understand:
You are immoral AND LAZY AND CRAZY.!!!!! I do not like *******YOU******** AND *******YOU******** WILL never ever be allowed to leave another ******COMMENT***** on The BITCHY WAITER.!11!!!!1 I THINK *****YOU******* pussy smells bad AND it probably looks even worse.!111!1!! I bet it has Ranch DRESSING COMING out OF it.!1!1!!! You say ******YOU***** tip 25-30% FOR good SERVICE but I bet ******YOU******** *****NEVER***** get service that *****YOU****** consider good.!!!1! That would be BECAUSE *******YOU**** are A maniacal CRAZY ASS bitch who has serious mental ISSUES.!!!!1 Good bye, ******YOU***** sorry piece of SHIT.!!1!!!!
The Bitchy Waiter
Supposedly, this is a picture of Springs1. I dunno for sure because someone sent it to me, but it's good enough for me. If you see this woman, be very careful. She may smell like rancid Ranch. If this is not her, I apologize to the woman. You're very gorgeous, whoever you are.
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