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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

A Comment on Comments

My favorite type of post to write is a Comment on Comments one. They make me feel all warm and toasty on the inside. On a post called Credit Card Fraud is Not Cool, a lovely woman named Susan Swenton had this to say:

bitchy waiter? how about profane waiter or vocabulary-impaired waiter or lazy waiter because you rely way too much on shock value words which then become mundane and predictable and, durst I say it, annoying.

Dear Susan,

Fuck off. Yeah, I durst say it. (And that's the correct use of that word in a sentence.)

Love,
The Bitchy Waiter



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14 comments:

thebitchycacher said...

As someone who also writes a bitchy blog, it is very satisfying to know you are ALWAYS going to have the last word. When are people going to "get it" ? What an idiot. Did she think she would get anything else but a bitchy response?

K said...

I don't understand why people feel the need to post a comment like Susan's....If you are bored with what you are reading then simply STOP reading it....Dumb Bitch. Your blog is absolutely hilarious and real. Some people can't handle the truth about the human condition when it comes to the restaurant industry. Keep writing!!

anne marie in philly said...

hey susan, it's called THE BITCHY WAITER. that's your first clue that this blog is NOT about rainbows and sparkly unicorns and sweet smelling fairy farts.

fuck you; I bet you are a 10% tipper to boot!

Ann said...

Durst. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha
Awesome response, BW!
With regards,
PolishSpring

Taylor Daugherty said...

Who the fuck uses the word durst? Bet she's not even a 10%er

The Bride said...

Durst? durst? I never would have pictured you as a Limp Bizkit fan Bitchy.

Ps I think Vocabulary Impaired Waiter has a certain je nes sais quois about it as a Blog name. Just sayin.

Mind Of Mine said...

Man, I wish I pissed someone of enough for them to write a comment like that on my blog.

Unknown said...

In order to profane something, it um, has to be sacred in the first place. You do know this blog is about the restaurant industry, right? STFU dingus.

KC said...

Ms Susan needs to learn English. Durst is past tense for dare. I looked it up on the internet, so it has to be true.

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Fool Critic said...

"bitchy waiter? how about profane waiter..." Um, he has a common profanity as his moniker so no shit, imbecile. That's like saying, "The Psycho Waiter? More like psychotic waiter!"

I like how she tries to demonstrate her superior vocabulary, and can't even use said vocabulary (or punctuation) correctly. The only thing worse than an idiot is an idiot trying to look smart. It is, DARE I say it... fucking annoying.

Rebecca Cowan-Thompson said...

There are posts of yours that i have felt were unfair or maybe stepped beyond bitchy, nearing shitty. So how do i handle it, click back a page next post. Easy peezy and no need to say anything it. Or my personal favorite find the asshole commentator that has nothing good to say and let em have it. Lol see and no upsetting my dear bitchy in the process

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