Monday, May 31, 2010

I Am a Publicity Whore. I Really Am.


So it's Memorial day today and I took the day off to take my lazy ass to the beach and now I am on my way to my regular Margarita Monday. But what's this? The Bitchy Waiter has been named a "Blog of Note" today? I quiver with excitement. I tremble with anticipation. I hate customers. I just wanted to give a very bitchy welcome to any first time readers. And not only am I a bitchy waiter, I am also a greedy publicity hound and attention whore so I hope you will follow this blog, follow me on Twitter and like me on Facebook.

And for your convenience, links:

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW THIS BLOG

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

CLICK HERE TO LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK

Thanks, y'all.

27 comments:

Dr. Drama Queen said...

Congrats on Blog of Note. I'm new to the world of blogging, a former bitchy waitress, and my birthday is two days before yours. Cheers to the internet. =)

(:IBeChar:) said...

haha nice name for the blog umm my birthday was yesterday haha :) has anyone read my blog? im new to the world of blog too by the way! :)

Anonymous said...

Well hello to you too! :P
I'm a newbie as well, and having been linked to your blog I just have to say that it gave me a really good laugh and that I enjoy your writing - I'll certainly be back for more!

Unknown said...

Hilarious Blog! Rock on!

The customer is hardly right!

DS said...

Thanks for the welcome ;). Definitely following this one. I find the professions related around food very interesting. This one just so happens that you need good people skills. Just smile and nod. Keep the other thoughts for us :).

Christina Schweighofer said...

Great blog! Congratulations on Blog of Note. I will remember to go back with the tip if I ever take both copies of the credit card slip.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations for your Blog of Note nomination. Does this mean that you've now become a notorious blogger?

I love your attitude. Keep on cutting it.

All the best, Boonsong

The Bitchy Waiter said...

Thank you. I don't know how this blog made Blog of Note, but I guess it means that I am a huge deal now. Uh huh, that's it.

Donda said...

Congrats! I found your blog perusing the blogs of note and I really, really like it so I guess that makes me your newest follower. You can find me over at www.dailylifewithbipolar.blogspot.com
Where it too sometimes gets a little crazy!!

Autum said...

At least you are honest and straight forward. Great qualities to have.. and thus far you seem to be quite amusing! Congratz on your blog success haha

The villager: said...

Good Blog of Note !

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!

Cheryl said...

Yes I'm a first timer, so not leaving a tip just yet, but happy to follow as this looks like a bundle of fun!

Kalei's Best Friend said...

I'm new here too... Congrats and I think its the catchy cool blog title, at least that caught my eye... also u write well!. So, I'm expecting excellent posts from here on out- just like the others I've seen..

Nickex66 said...

congrats on becoming the Blog of Note, im new to blogging but im going to follow you cause you seem interesting.

Anonymous said...

Hey that's GREAT! Congratulations.

Deborah Bailey said...

hehehe loving this blog. Hopefully I don't give the waitors too much trouble...

http://rockershack.blogspot.com

Take care:)

Anonymous said...

Nice Blog; I'm not really new to blogging. Just to this thingy. I don't really actually like to blog, but, I do cause hell I get bored. Love The blog.

brimag said...

Always happy to oblige an attention whore. Congrats on Blog of Note. That's how I found you. Very entertaining.

Toni said...

This is my first time ever looking at a "blog of note". And the name of your blog alone brought me to read it ... love it! Effing hilarious about the little ole' geezer who drank the mosquito/gnat and ordered a second!! Congrats on the blog note!!

Yael said...

LOOVE this creative blog and idea, and its creator! I try to have creative ideas too, but not too many people care about photography as much as should... or maybe im not that good... judge for yourself!

Anywho... congrats to you on the buzz and I hope you reach your goal, whatever that may be for you!
:)
Yael Adas Photography

West Coast Beach Wife said...

Have to love the honest truth!

captNaj said...

hey I'm new too...I stumbled on this by complete accident but I enjoy reading your shit :) ...congrats on the blog of note (and you know i must like ya cuz I hate typing the word "blog" lol...)

and if anyone cares they can find me over at http://undermyfitted.blogspot.com/

I shall return!
AJ

Jack Babylon said...

After slaving in a pizza shop for three years of my life, I hate customers too.

Wild Things Grow Here said...

Your blog is hilariously funny.
Im British and most of the word you use are not used here, so mainly for me that is funny. urm, yeah.. nice blog.

Im new aswell if you want to check my blog out. its a mess, be warned.

Deadly Joyful. said...

I have 3 blogs and 0 readers but I dont give two shits because enjoy reading your blogs! thanks ;)

Huff said...

Hi - I was just cruising through the blogs of note, and came across this one. I had to check it out. And now it's my new favourite. You are hilarious..and not always bitchy! Love it!