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Friday, December 14, 2012

The 12 Days of Bitchy Christmas

It's the time of year when restaurants are full of shoppers who have lots of money to spend but they're all saving it for the new X-Box and a pair of sparkly Uggs so they aren't tipping their servers. Oh sure, every now and then a customer comes in who surprises us with his generosity, but for the most part, this time of year, the money we make comes in via quantity rather than quality.

It's never easy being a server but when your station is full of people who are in mid-holiday stress mode, it can be downright deplorable. Weren't able to track down that (insert hot toy of the year here ie, Tickle Me Elmo, Cabbage Patch Doll, Atari, Hula Hoop) for little Johnny? Well, he's sure going to be disappointed. Maybe you should just take your frustration out on your server who brought you nachos with jalapenos on them because the menu clearly says that nachos come with jalapenos and you didn't ask to leave the jalapenos off. Yell at your server. Leave him a crappy tip. Go write a shitty review about him on Yelp. Then you'll feel better.

Then he will go home and make a YouTube video about waiting tables during the Christmas season.

Happy holidays, everyone! Look, do me a favor. Just "like" this or share it whatever you have to do to get a lot of people to see this video. It's all I want I want for Christmas.



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14 comments:

egbkid said...

Love It :-)

JoeinVegas said...

Thank you - very well done. But I thought drunk gays tipped well?

Nathan Partyka said...

Tis the season. Great video mate.

Anonymous said...

K so, in this video...you look like you could play Willy Wonka somewhere. :) keep it up, who doesn't love chocolate

Neph said...

Please don't remind me...I'm going to be working on Christmas...and I'll be the one "ruining" someones Christmas because something wasn't perfect...

anne marie in philly said...

oh bitchy, you make a normally crappy shitmas song funny again! I love you! :)

NotJustAWaitress said...

Loved and and shared it! Absolutely great performance that made me laugh out loud several times...and your hair looks awesome as always. :)

Oh, and to JoeinVegas - they do...your sarcasm detector missed the mark on this one. Drunk gay guys tip even better than bikers! :)

Merry Christmas, BW! xoxo

Kate said...

Time to slap your hostess!

BearTalks said...

Lol, cool stuff :D

mary i said...

Love This. If I was in your area, I would over tip you just because. Oh yeah and that awesome cool Hair. Hang in there it is almost over...

Bathrobe Bitch said...

I love you Bitchy. So much. lol!

shakaku305 said...

I LOVE YOU, BITCHY!!!!!!!!!

Snarkula said...

I'd pay to see you sing the lead in the Broadway musical of your choice. You've got the voice, the charisma, the moxie. And comic timing, of course. Hope you get merry gangs of gay drunk guys all holiday season.

... said...

You are handsome, smart and quite talented. We want more Bitchy Waiter!