- walk alone (like they do in my station).
- pull toys behind him (like they do in my station).
- climb onto and down from furniture unassisted (like they do in my fucking station).
- dump things out of containers (like they do to my sugar caddies in my mother fucking goddamn station).
Seriously, thank you for reading. It still baffles me that anyone reads this blog at all, but to know that so many people do read makes me happy almost everyday. I thank each and every one of you. You are all great. (Except Penelope. She is a dried up twat face who can eat my pud.)
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