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Sunday, July 10, 2011

A Very Bitchy Contest

I am having a contest on The Bitchy Waiter facebook page. I think it will be fun and exciting and most importantly, it will give me a chance to gain followers and since I am a huge attention whore, that's what it's really about, isn't it? Some contests offer huge prizes like $500 a week for life or a new car or maybe a trip to Paris. But this is The Bitchy Waiter and I am one cheap-ass broke bitch so my prize is not nearly so exciting. The winner of this contest will receive an all expenses paid trip to Amazon.com (as long as the expenses don't exceed $25.00). That's right. I am offering a $25 gift card to Amazon where you can buy things Designer Whey Protein Powder used books and diapers. Whatever you want! It's $25.00 so go crazy! Here's how it will happen:

  1. Starting today, Sunday July 10th, upload a photo on The Bitchy Waiter Facebook Page. The photo must have the words "The Bitchy Waiter" somewhere in it. The words can be added by Photoshop, be on a t-shirt, written in ketchup, spelled out in Sweet 'n Low packets or any other way you can think of. Get creative. You can add as many photos as you like but each one will be voted on individually.
  2. You can also email the picture here and I will post it!
  3. I will then move the photos into the Bitchy Waiter Photo Contest Album for easier viewing of multiple photos.
  4. The "likes will be tabulated by adding the votes on the wall and the votes within the photo album. Yes, there are two places to "like" and they will both be counted.
  5. Once it is posted you must get your friends to "like" it. (This is how I get more fans, get it?)
  6. Repeatedly ask your friends to "like" it because the picture with the most likes (on the wall and in the photo album) will win the (totally lame and rather disappointing) $25 gift card to Amazon. The more creative it is, the better chance that others will vote for it too, so go for it!
  7. The contest will end on Wednesday July 27 at midnight (EST). At this time, I will go through every photo and see which one has the most "likes" to determine the winner. There is no deadline to put a photo up, but the sooner you do, the more time it will have to gain votes.
  8. On Friday July 29, I will announce the winner. The winner will be contacted via Facebook messaging from a third party (to protect my anonymity) so I can arrange for the gift card to be sent electronically.
So there you have it. I am looking forward to seeing your photos and I imagine that I will only get about four or five entries so your chances of winning are really good. Thank you to all who waste time reading the blog, answering polls and making up captions for pictures. I appreciate it and if I could afford a better prize, I would certainly do it.

love,
The Bitchy Waiter



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8 comments:

Adam said...

New comment disclaimer... ...I hope that people haven't been inconsiderate enough to out you here. Jerks.

Your contest makes me sad because I have no friends and therefore can't possibly hope to win, but perhaps I'll try anyways...

The Bitchy Waiter said...

@Adam: Oh yes, some people have outed me and even gone so far as to tell where I work and my schedule. So now I have to fucking moderate the comments. It ain't easy being bitchy. Got myself some enemies.

Babs n Bacchus said...

Your contest sounds intriguing; I'll put my creative hat on!

Anonymous said...

I've tried my best to make something to submit! I love contests even if I never win them :) But don't worry, I have no idea who you really are and I live 3000 miles away in Cali so you're safe!

Rachel said...

I'm like Adam, I don't keep many friends on FB. I like to talk shit and I don't want to have to worry about what I say. I have a photo idea that I will submit anyway. Perhaps you can add "best try" to the contest and you can simply shout-out on a post or maybe $1 off your Etsy store. I just really like to win things.

Another side note: when I first started reading your blog, I figured out how to find out who you were pretty easily. I'll just say you posted a link to a news outlet...the funniest part: I guess I haven't been reading that long because I thought you were a woman.


Still a bitch though <3

Rachel said...

I'm like Adam, I don't keep many friends on FB. I like to talk shit and I don't want to have to worry about what I say. I have a photo idea that I will submit anyway. Perhaps you can add "best try" to the contest and you can simply shout-out on a post or maybe $1 off your Etsy store. I just really like to win things.

Another side note: when I first started reading your blog, I figured out how to find out who you were pretty easily. I'll just say you posted a link to a news outlet...the funniest part: I guess I haven't been reading that long because I thought you were a woman.


Still a bitch though <3

donna freakin' reed said...

To protect your anonymity. Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha...that is so creepy...blog stalkers! I love your blog, but it never occured to me to try and identify you (ie. Im not creepy so I didn't give a fuck). The funny thing to me was realizing that I actually DO know you (from an acting gig). But you will always be just Bitchy to me. @ All the Jerks: Get another hobby!