- that I made fun of your one eye?
- that I may have gotten you fired although if you were fired, you certainly did it to yourself?
- That I called you Hollie Hobby?
- That I called Lispy Gay?
- That I called Porcelain Doll?
- That I called you Linda Evans?
- that I called you Mr. Potato Head?
- that I made fun of you when your hair caught on fire?
- that I said I would no longer eat at Chick-fil-A?
1 oz triple-sec
1oz Guanabana nectar
just enough black tea to make it look "scrunty" (without it's a pretty shade of milky yellow, hardly appropriate)
Martini shaker with ice (and a little venom if you're making it for someone who has recently referred to you as Bilbo Baggins or something similarly heinous)
and then top with a little Champagne and some fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeerce...
Garnish with a troll and some sandpaper.