Okay, what? You don't know who Damon Evans is? He starred in The Jeffersons as George and Louise's son, Lionel. He actually replaced another actor who played Lionel first and then the first Lionel came back and booted Damon Evans off the show again. It was sorta the way Roseanne had two different Becky's, remember? Damon Evans was the more snobby version of Lionel like Sarah Chalke was the more pretty version of Becky. Anyhoo, Mr. Evans came into the club and I was hoping he would sit in my station so I could ask him if that guy who played Ralph the Doorman was as fucking irritating as he seemed to be. I had other questions for him too:
- Why did Mr. Bentley act like he was such a ladies man when he seemed so freakin' gay?
- Whatever happened to Mother Jefferson? I guess she died, but couldn't they have given her a "very special episode" or some shit like that?
- I know you loved your wife Jenny and her parents were an inter-racial couple, but wasn't her father a total goober? And what did Helen ever see in Tom Willis anyway?
- I loved the theme song that was sung by Ja'net Dubois (Willona from Good Times) and can you get me an mp3 of that for free?
- Y'all were nominated for Emmy awards all the time and never won. Did that suck?
- Was Marla Gibbs as funny as she seemed when she played Florence?
- Did you ever want to kick the ass of the first Lionel after he came back and took your cushy sweet television sitcom gig?
- Did you know that whenever I go bowling I put Isabel Sanford as my name in the computer? I'm funny.
- What would you like to drink?
(For all of you who have no idea what the fuck The Jeffersons is, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Go to Netflix right now and educate yourselves.)
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5 comments:
He was the CUTE Lionel! The one that made my parents afraid I'd date a black man!
But you know who was REALLY cute? Jenny's passing brother. The one who lived in France.
Mary A, I agree. Her brother was hot.
OMG, I forget Jenny had a brother. Wow, that was awhile go. Loved George and Weezie's fights. They were a hoot.
Love this!! And I loved the sitcom too!!
Have a great weekend!
xoxo
10x10 is a very big elevator. Bigger than my bedroom anyway.
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