So what does Charlotte Rae have to do with The Bitchy Waiter? Gimme a second and I'll come up with something.
Okay, got it. You know on the second season of the show, Charlotte lost a lot of weight so the producers wanted to write it into the script. Therefore they changed her role on the show and Mrs. Garrett went from being housemother to all the girls to being the dietitian for the school cafeteria. All the girls worked there and there were many episodes that had them clearing tables and bussing trays. That Natalie really knew how to hold a bus tub. In another episode, Jo decided to become an entrepreneur and started selling pizzas from a recipe handed down from her mother, Rose. In this episode, Charlotte Rae gives her finest line reading of all time, "What's that wonderful smell?" (at the 18 second mark). You see? More food service involving Mrs. Garret and the girls. They were practically the original Bitchy Waitresses and Mrs. Garret was head bitch. And who can forget their foray into business when they opened Edna's Edibles which was a bakery? Yet again, The Facts of Life is about service and food, just like my life. The store eventually burned down because producers were probably sick of looking at that set that consisted of wicker baskets and breads and wanted something hip and cool to keep the kids interested. This is when they took the show into the wrong direction by opening a gift shop called "Over Our Heads" where they sold inflatable palm trees, records by Oingo, Boingo and other stupid ass shit. This was when Charlotte Rae knew she needed to jump that ship and get the hell out of Dodge.
But happy birthday to you, Charlotte Rae. I wish you would come into my station so I could sing a song to you and present you with a semi-thawed birthday cake with a dirty birthday candle that I found in the back of the drawer underneath an old menu insert. But for you, I would really mean it when I sang. For you are my food service inspiration for the day.
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14 comments:
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Nobody likes when I do these kind of posts, but I do them anyway...
I like 'em. I sing the theme song to my kids who in turn look at me like I'm bonkers. Did you know Natalie is the godmother to Brangelina's kids?
i have to say i much prefer Charlotte Rae in Car 54...she'll forever be Sylvia Schnauzer to me!
Charlotte Rae should feel honored that you dedicated an entire post to her! ...although I am still trying to get the vision of all those birds in bikinis out of my head.
These posts are not as funny as others. I don't dislike them I just think you want to be queen for a day.
Thank you! I now am scouring the internet to watch reruns. Perfect thing to do on my day off!
The Facts Of Life cast was on TV Land Awards; and it brought back good memories. A show that had heart and personality. Worth watching again and again. The meaning of Good Friday brought me here. Great blog.
Why or Why couldn't I look more like Lisa Welchel and less like Mindy Cohn?
Seriously? She's godmother to Brangelina's kids? I didn't think Jews did the whole Godmother thing????
"...present you with a semi-thawed birthday cake with a dirty birthday candle that I found in the back of the drawer underneath an old menu insert."
Everytime I prepare a birthday sundae I think of those sweet words and then laugh to myself
This was just too cute! And yes, we do like them.
Memory lane is always a nice place to visit when it brings a smile to your face. :)
I actually met Charlotte Rae at a Paris cafe(and got her autograph) when the show filmed a special episode in France. I can't believe I still have it!
When I was little my favorite, favorite movie was a made-for-HBO thing called "The Worst Witch" (who am I kidding, it's 20 years later and it's still one of my favorites). It starred Tim Curry, Diana Rigg, Charlotte Rae, and a young Fairuza Balk. Everytime you post about "The Facts of Life" and show a picture of Ms. Rae that movie is the only thing I can think of. Not that "The Worst Witch" has anything to do with anything, I just needed to mention it.
Aaaand why the hell did Blogger override me and post using my Completely Cats account when I specifically told it not to? This is LadyRapunzel, BTW.
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