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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Paula Deen Clogs My Arteries With Love

There are a lot of new readers on this blog who need to know about my love/hate relationship with the one and only Paula Deen and this video pretty much sums it up. Someday I hope to wait on her and see for my very own eyes the majestic wonder that she calls her mouth. I dream of serving her a fried Velveeta and bacon sandwich dipped in lard and sprinkled with powdered sugar. And then she takes a bite and says, 'Y'all, this is so good. Bitchy Waiter, do you won't a bite?" She tears a piece of sandwich (with her teeth) and feeds it to me. She then gives me a hug and she tries to taste my hair because she thinks it looks like curly fries.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I lived in Savannah and her restaurant is a fried chicken buffet.

Practical Parsimony said...

What happened that her pants fell down? That was strange. Was she choking when she was led offstage? BW, did you put that video together? It seemed so. I have never seen Paula Deen, so, I am not sure how I am able to recognize her. She may be entertaining, but I don't think I could watch her show. Whew!

Chantel said...

Bwahahahahaha-hah! I have just had to spend 5 minutes wiping the wine I spat all over my screen up. Sweet Jesus, you are now my favorite person!

Anonymous said...

"She tears a piece of sandwich (with her teeth) and feeds it to me."

BW, you forgot "...like a li'l ol' baby bird."

katiealice said...

Bitchy waiter, I am such a huge fan! I missed the doctor Phil episode that you were in. Is there any way that you know of that i can see it? I don't have cable and couldn't record it on tv. I just have internet. Love you curly hair btw. ;) thank you!

Cordelia said...

She comes down every year to FL to work at Disney during food and wine festival. Word on the street is she is a bitch ass bitch. She made My friend Katrina cry when she was working for her. Katrina is also a bitch ass bitch, so i guess that Miss Dean is pretty hard core.

meh, i sill like her. maybe more now :0)

Anonymous said...

This was awesome, and I loved the lame song you picked as a soundtrack. I was guiltily eating a foot-long Subway sandwich while watching this. It made me feel good that at least I wasn't eating something fried!

Beth F said...

I loved that! Just please promise me that was not a Justin Beiber song.

Recently moving to Paula Deen Country inspired me to try out her style of cooking. Butter at $4/lb inspired me to find something that did not require a cup of butter in every step. :)

To Anon @ 429: I've yet to make it to Savannah but it is on the list. Is her restaurant really just a $16 dollar fried chicken buffet?