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Sunday, May 13, 2012
Happy Mother's Day (Brunch)
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"...it will never be harder than it was for your mother to push your fat head through her tiny little lady part on the day of your birth."
Oh my hell, this just made me spit coffee all over my computer!!
Still funny after all these years! Thanks for the laughs. I hope your Mother's Day is filled with generous tips!
My friend is working brunch today; she refers to it as something different every time, some combination of the words 'waiter' 'Christmas' and 'hell'.
I had 3 C sections, so I was sliced from stem to stern 3 times.
I would never use that graphic description to guilt my kids tho. Just my husband.
On the plus side, I am as tight as a teenager.
Mary A,
So, you can make him guilty and grateful all at the same time?
BW,
I hope people don't drive you too crazy today. But, make sure to tell us about it.
Ha! My mother had me by c-section! And my head was not large, the doctor said. It just looked large.
I walked with $53 on $725 in sales.
Fuck Mother's Day.
$140 on $550 sales......my first and pry only successful mom's day....and its only because I waited on the "upper crust" of our town
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