I never ever post two things in one day so don't get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the top of my list of favorites surpassing verisimilitude, onomatopoeia and douche. The word is "hutch."
Defintion: a combination of the words ho-slut-bitch.
Used in a sentence: That hutch at table 32 wants lemon slices for her water.
Please add this word to your lexicon and use it frequently. It is a very good word. You're welcome.
The Bitchy Waiter
See the Urban Dictionary for the official definition.