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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Word of the Day

I never ever post two things in one day so don't get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the top of my list of favorites surpassing verisimilitude, onomatopoeia and douche. The word is "hutch."

Defintion: a combination of the words ho-slut-bitch.
Used in a sentence: That hutch at table 32 wants lemon slices for her water.

Please add this word to your lexicon and use it frequently. It is a very good word. You're welcome.

love,
The Bitchy Waiter

See the Urban Dictionary for the official definition.

12 comments:

Chrissy said...

whoa, I like... cool word...lol..i see how it came about... wonder who first coined it- a male/female?

lol- my word verification is :suckli

lol

MK said...

haha! I love this one!

Heidi said...

ROFLMAO!!! that's a good one

Donda said...

I like it...has a nice ring to it! Just an FYI...restaurant lemons are the germiest food item you can order!

Jessica said...

HAHAHA - I LOVE IT!!!

lyadyana said...

nice one :) ahaha

The Ranter's Box said...

Love it! Consider hutch officially added to my lexicon. Thanks for sharing!!

FemgineerFatale said...

Sounds like a piece of furniture...

Wendy said...

Oh! Urban Dictionary is a veritable *smorgasmbord* of information! I LOVE it! It assists me in understanding my two teenaged daughters on a daily basis!

...i only wish it had a Thesaurus.
=-)

Anonymous said...

You seem like you have a really hard time with the original anonymous, so I decided to compliment you as one. Onomatopoeia and douche were MY favorite words ever. But you are right. Hutch is far, far better.

Queen of the Rant said...

You are hilarious, love it, hutch I thought it was a piece of furniture lol

Shadowfire said...

Yes! This will save so much time when talking about the hutch next door!