- What do we get for shift meal and when is it?
- How much did you walk with yesterday?
- Which of the managers is a bitch and which one is cool?
- Are we really not supposed to use our cell phones or is that just something they say to the new people? Because I saw that girl texting in the sidestand.
- So the manager said that our jeans had to be a certain shade so I went and bought a new pair, but now I see people all over the place with faded ones. What the hell?
- Is the chef who is expediting always so cunty?
- Which of the servers are not cool, because I don't want to waste time getting to know them if they are losers.
- Do Jay Z and Beyonce really come in here all the time or is that something they told me at the orientation so I'd be all excited about my new place of employment?
- Are the managers gonna have an issue with me needing off November 15-17 because I kinda want to go to Washington DC for a couple of days?
- It's great that we have a barista who deals with all the coffees, teas and cappuccinos, but how much am I going to be tipping their asses out?
- Do I really have to use a tray to carry a single glass of water because that is so dumb.
- What happens if I fail my menu quiz? At Bennigan's we were told if we failed it, we couldn't wait tables. I failed it but still waited tables. Do I really need to memorize every fucking ingredient in the chicken liver toast appetizer?
- Which hostess is the biggest whore? I just wanna know.
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